Darkest Timeline Chelsea
@chelseariffic.bsky.social
30-something with ADHD just surviving the darkest timeline in the slave state of California. Resist fascism by wearing a respirator.
Someone please tell Mike Schur that the Scarecrow Boat poster in A Man on the Inside made me very happy. I still wear my Scarecrow Boat shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Someone please tell Mike Schur that the Scarecrow Boat poster in A Man on the Inside made me very happy. I still wear my Scarecrow Boat shirt.
I think some kind of animal is trying to get into my house. I hear raccoons are trying to domesticate themselves...
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think some kind of animal is trying to get into my house. I hear raccoons are trying to domesticate themselves...
My house smells so good right now and I'm angry about it because the rolls that made that smell are like rocks.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My house smells so good right now and I'm angry about it because the rolls that made that smell are like rocks.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It just occurred to me how awful the combo of widespread eating disorders plus COVID is. Thanks for another spiral, Ariana Grande. I'm terrified for your brain.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
It just occurred to me how awful the combo of widespread eating disorders plus COVID is. Thanks for another spiral, Ariana Grande. I'm terrified for your brain.
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Every survival fund drying up has MATERIAL consequences for Palestinians, because “survival” is no metaphor…for these six families, that's THREE medical emergencies without swift enough care; no shelter before the winter rains hit last weekend.
Help, + click "weekly": chuffed.org/project/hope...
Help, + click "weekly": chuffed.org/project/hope...
Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…
chuffed.org
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Every survival fund drying up has MATERIAL consequences for Palestinians, because “survival” is no metaphor…for these six families, that's THREE medical emergencies without swift enough care; no shelter before the winter rains hit last weekend.
Help, + click "weekly": chuffed.org/project/hope...
Help, + click "weekly": chuffed.org/project/hope...
Sure hits different when Cheryl Hines shows up in stuff these days
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sure hits different when Cheryl Hines shows up in stuff these days
Miss me with any article manufacturing consent by referring to now as "post-pandemic," especially in regards to Gen Z bringing back community dining at restaurants.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Miss me with any article manufacturing consent by referring to now as "post-pandemic," especially in regards to Gen Z bringing back community dining at restaurants.
Had delicatta squash for the first time and I was stoked not to have to peel it but then I hated eating the crunchy peel. 😩 So now I'm annoyed because it was absolutely delicious other than the peel I'm gonna have to take off next time.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Had delicatta squash for the first time and I was stoked not to have to peel it but then I hated eating the crunchy peel. 😩 So now I'm annoyed because it was absolutely delicious other than the peel I'm gonna have to take off next time.
Was she in a disassociative fugue? That man is like leather scraped over too much bread with a couple blue googly eyes pressed in below the surface.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Was she in a disassociative fugue? That man is like leather scraped over too much bread with a couple blue googly eyes pressed in below the surface.
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One way I have found to mourn someone is to set up a monthly sustaining donation to a mutual aid effort they cared about. If you can join me in honoring Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social with a sustaining donation today, please do. Thank you Alice, and I will not let the bastards grind me down.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
One way I have found to mourn someone is to set up a monthly sustaining donation to a mutual aid effort they cared about. If you can join me in honoring Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social with a sustaining donation today, please do. Thank you Alice, and I will not let the bastards grind me down.
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
Flu is also looking really bad in Japan which can be an indicator of how it will go for the rest of the world
Covid-19. Bird flu. Et al. Now is a *really* good time to wear those respirator masks, my friends.
I think a lot about those who have died directly because of the carelessness, selfishness, and negligence of their fellow humans. Our species has not evolved enough. We have a LONG way to go.
I think a lot about those who have died directly because of the carelessness, selfishness, and negligence of their fellow humans. Our species has not evolved enough. We have a LONG way to go.
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Flu is also looking really bad in Japan which can be an indicator of how it will go for the rest of the world
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Covid-19. Bird flu. Et al. Now is a *really* good time to wear those respirator masks, my friends.
I think a lot about those who have died directly because of the carelessness, selfishness, and negligence of their fellow humans. Our species has not evolved enough. We have a LONG way to go.
I think a lot about those who have died directly because of the carelessness, selfishness, and negligence of their fellow humans. Our species has not evolved enough. We have a LONG way to go.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Covid-19. Bird flu. Et al. Now is a *really* good time to wear those respirator masks, my friends.
I think a lot about those who have died directly because of the carelessness, selfishness, and negligence of their fellow humans. Our species has not evolved enough. We have a LONG way to go.
I think a lot about those who have died directly because of the carelessness, selfishness, and negligence of their fellow humans. Our species has not evolved enough. We have a LONG way to go.
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sounds to me like they could afford to pay more!
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
sounds to me like they could afford to pay more!
"Let people believe what they want to believe" does not apply to cults or any other harmful beliefs or practices.
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"Let people believe what they want to believe" does not apply to cults or any other harmful beliefs or practices.
So is everyone just still using Spotify? 😭
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
So is everyone just still using Spotify? 😭
I loved the first Wicked movie and loved the show long before but the Wicked Overconsumption is getting to me
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I loved the first Wicked movie and loved the show long before but the Wicked Overconsumption is getting to me
Just got coughed at by a Safeway employee. Wild thing to do in general, it should be normal to wear respirators in a grocery store, but especially wild for an employee. What the fuck
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Just got coughed at by a Safeway employee. Wild thing to do in general, it should be normal to wear respirators in a grocery store, but especially wild for an employee. What the fuck
Right-wingers will call you antisemitic for not supporting the genocidal settler colony of Israel but are also perfectly comfortable likening ostrich cullings to the Holocaust.
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won’t stop posting about
The depressing part: this isn’t satire. It is simply a fact-based Q&A.
The depressing part: this isn’t satire. It is simply a fact-based Q&A.
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won't stop posting about
You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringeminorty in ...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Right-wingers will call you antisemitic for not supporting the genocidal settler colony of Israel but are also perfectly comfortable likening ostrich cullings to the Holocaust.
People just now realizing Cory Booker sucks when he supports genocide is wild. Shitlibs are such unserious people.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
People just now realizing Cory Booker sucks when he supports genocide is wild. Shitlibs are such unserious people.
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THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
Arianna Sofia Veraza and her parents were driving to Sam's Club for milk, eggs and diapers yesterday when they heard helicopters and horns blaring yesterday. They had turned around to leave when a federal agent pepper-sprayed them through a car window.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/09/c...
Pepper-sprayed Berwyn family rattled after getting caught up in federal blitz
Southwest Side politicians condemned Saturday’s pepper spraying and the federal sweep of Little Village as “state-sponsored terrorism” at a news conference Sunday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
THEY PEPPER SPRAYED A BABY
Please read this entire excellent piece by Caroline, which points out that a judge ordered the Feds (again) to stop doing **this exact kind of thing** and they are still continuing to do it all over Chicago
Everything Quinta wears on Abbott Elementary looks like it came from Clothestime. RIP 😭
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Everything Quinta wears on Abbott Elementary looks like it came from Clothestime. RIP 😭
Holy shit, a Marin Town banned all tobacco products. I'm absolutely stunned any American town would be willing to lose that revenue. I'm not sure what the point is when people can just go to the next town, which I'm sure they do on a regular basis anyway since Tiburon is small.
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Holy shit, a Marin Town banned all tobacco products. I'm absolutely stunned any American town would be willing to lose that revenue. I'm not sure what the point is when people can just go to the next town, which I'm sure they do on a regular basis anyway since Tiburon is small.
You ever find yourself in a video game where people start playing Nazi music??? That's new to me
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
You ever find yourself in a video game where people start playing Nazi music??? That's new to me