Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
OH SHIT ANCIENT SNOW CONE HERE I COME
The US ice core research community, with international partners, has recovered valuable records of past climate from the Arctic & Antarctic since the 1950s.
Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
Here is a sampling of cores—including 6,000,000 year old ice via NSF Center for Oldest Ice Exploration—at the NSF Ice Core Facility.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
OH SHIT ANCIENT SNOW CONE HERE I COME
Is this how I become the bird guy?
Here it is. A perfect turkey, every time.
TURKEY
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Is this how I become the bird guy?
Brodie does it and it's cool
I do it and it's a felony
This is bullshit
I do it and it's a felony
This is bullshit
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Brodie does it and it's cool
I do it and it's a felony
This is bullshit
I do it and it's a felony
This is bullshit
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Perfection here.
You can also place some fresh aromatics (herbs and quartered citrus fruit) in a catch pan under a wire rack. That’s if you spatchcock the turkey.
A little extra work, but helps tenderize the breast AND you can use the drippings as part of the baste
You can also place some fresh aromatics (herbs and quartered citrus fruit) in a catch pan under a wire rack. That’s if you spatchcock the turkey.
A little extra work, but helps tenderize the breast AND you can use the drippings as part of the baste
TURKEY
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Perfection here.
You can also place some fresh aromatics (herbs and quartered citrus fruit) in a catch pan under a wire rack. That’s if you spatchcock the turkey.
A little extra work, but helps tenderize the breast AND you can use the drippings as part of the baste
You can also place some fresh aromatics (herbs and quartered citrus fruit) in a catch pan under a wire rack. That’s if you spatchcock the turkey.
A little extra work, but helps tenderize the breast AND you can use the drippings as part of the baste
If you're ever looking at the market or in a restaurant and you see fish with Loin Cut or Captain's Cut or any fancy name beyond just the name of the fish, you're looking at what is most likely the best cut of the fish. The filet mignon of the fish.
The filet minnow, if you will
The filet minnow, if you will
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you're ever looking at the market or in a restaurant and you see fish with Loin Cut or Captain's Cut or any fancy name beyond just the name of the fish, you're looking at what is most likely the best cut of the fish. The filet mignon of the fish.
The filet minnow, if you will
The filet minnow, if you will
Here it is. A perfect turkey, every time.
TURKEY
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Here it is. A perfect turkey, every time.
TURKEY
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
TURKEY
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
Fully thaw. Fully separate the skin, even over the leg quarters. Make a quick compound butter (4 sticks, trust me) by softening butter and mashing herbs into it. Half of that gets spread under your skin, the other half goes into the cavity with fresh herbs, unless you're stuffing it, 1/3
THIS WHOLE GODDAMN THREAD
In about 20 years, there will be an entire generation of young people who were radicalized by growing up watching this.
The phrases "acab" and "fuck capitalism" will roll off their tongues with ease
The phrases "acab" and "fuck capitalism" will roll off their tongues with ease
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
THIS WHOLE GODDAMN THREAD
Looking at Zohran like he's Bill Clinton
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Looking at Zohran like he's Bill Clinton
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dystopian
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Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand
In a normal world, this should be an immense scandal in Europe.
Le Monde has a long article describing the hellish life of Nicolas Guillou, a French judge at the ICC in The Hague, due to U.S. sanctions punishing him for authorizing arrest warrants against Netanyahu and Gallant for war crimes in Gaza.
Guillou's daily existence has been transformed into a Kafkaesque nightmare. He cannot: open or maintain accounts with Google, Amazon, Apple, or any US company; make hotel reservations (Expedia canceled his booking in France hours after he made it); conduct online commerce, since he can't know if the packaging is American; use any major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex are all American); access normal banking services, even with non-American banks, as banks worldwide close sanctioned accounts; conduct virtually any financial transaction.
He describes it as being "economically banned across most of the planet," including in his own country, France, and where he works, the Netherlands.
That's the real shocking aspect of this: the Americans are:
- punishing a European citizen
- for doing his job in Europe
- applying laws Europe officially supports
- at an institution based in Europe
- that Europe helped create and fund
and Europe is not only doing essentially nothing to protect him, they're actively enforcing America's sanctions against their own citizen - European banks closing his accounts, European companies refusing him service, European institutions standing by while Washington destroys a European judge's life on European soil.
Again, in a normal world, European leaders and citizens should be absolutely outraged about this. But we've so normalized the hollowing out of European sovereignty that the sight of a European citizen being economically executed on European soil for upholding European law is treated, at best, as an unfortunate technical complication in transatlantic
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November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
dystopian
OH SHIT RUKUS IS COOKIN
can't see the bottom half of the gif so I have no idea if he's throwing the whole rukussy into it
can't see the bottom half of the gif so I have no idea if he's throwing the whole rukussy into it
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
OH SHIT RUKUS IS COOKIN
can't see the bottom half of the gif so I have no idea if he's throwing the whole rukussy into it
can't see the bottom half of the gif so I have no idea if he's throwing the whole rukussy into it
This is in response to being called out for being trash
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is in response to being called out for being trash
Is there a Nardwuar for pro wrestling? I could do that.
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November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Is there a Nardwuar for pro wrestling? I could do that.
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It's not enough
We need the Super Hague
We need the Super Hague
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
79-year-old Paul Bojerski was born to Polish parents in a WWII German refugee camp. His family legally emigrated to the U.S. when he was 5.
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
He’s been taken by ICE in Florida.
www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/11/16/s...
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's not enough
We need the Super Hague
We need the Super Hague
My wife has FUCKED UP
I said I was making an aspic for Thanksgiving and she didn't immediately respond with Absolutely Not, which would've been the 100% correct answer.
"As long as it isn't gross."
I said I was making an aspic for Thanksgiving and she didn't immediately respond with Absolutely Not, which would've been the 100% correct answer.
"As long as it isn't gross."
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My wife has FUCKED UP
I said I was making an aspic for Thanksgiving and she didn't immediately respond with Absolutely Not, which would've been the 100% correct answer.
"As long as it isn't gross."
I said I was making an aspic for Thanksgiving and she didn't immediately respond with Absolutely Not, which would've been the 100% correct answer.
"As long as it isn't gross."
Nah we're not doing this
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Nah we're not doing this
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I miss Andrew WK
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I miss Andrew WK
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Searchable data base of the released Epstein Files. When do we start locking up the men who raped these little girls? couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea... #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Searchable data base of the released Epstein Files. When do we start locking up the men who raped these little girls? couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea... #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
City fees? I think you mean protection racket.
Beloved community fests have considered shutting down in the past few months, citing the rising costs of police patrols.
Yet elected officials, police-connected groups, and event organizers who cut special deals are exempt from city fees linked to street festivals, an Inquirer investigation found.
Yet elected officials, police-connected groups, and event organizers who cut special deals are exempt from city fees linked to street festivals, an Inquirer investigation found.
Philly street festivals are shutting down over rising police overtime costs. But some groups don’t have to pay.
Philly elected officials, police-connected groups, and street festival organizers who cut special deals are exempt from tens of thousands dollars in city event fees inked to street festivals.
www.inquirer.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
City fees? I think you mean protection racket.
Epstein. That unpopular friend is Epstein.
Defend an unpopular friend. He did it numerous times.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Epstein. That unpopular friend is Epstein.
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People who make primary source documents easily accessible to the public are the best
Thank you @paulgp.com
Thank you @paulgp.com
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
People who make primary source documents easily accessible to the public are the best
Thank you @paulgp.com
Thank you @paulgp.com
This was in response to a picture of a completely leveled Raffah.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This was in response to a picture of a completely leveled Raffah.
Go ahead and give this one a read.
18,000 released emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo account confirm that prosecutors opened a money-laundering investigation running parallel to the #Epstein rape trafficking.
It was shut down by US officials to prevent exposure of major institutions and individuals. #OpDeathEaters #3E 🧵
It was shut down by US officials to prevent exposure of major institutions and individuals. #OpDeathEaters #3E 🧵
The Epstein Money Laundering Coverup
Eighteen thousand emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s Yahoo account reveal a 2007 federal money-laundering investigation.
spookyconnections.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Go ahead and give this one a read.