Chef Diogenes
@chefdiogenes.bsky.social
Not Neurodivergent, NeuroDynamic
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
Make your kitchen ungovernable
this is now a kpdh stan account
It's not just the warm, the liquid helps too, but I feel like you already know that. Practice makes perfect friend, you've already got a solid base
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's not just the warm, the liquid helps too, but I feel like you already know that. Practice makes perfect friend, you've already got a solid base
He doesn't even have to win. Just wanna see his name on the board.
As long as that rat bastard Jon Cruz isn't in it
As long as that rat bastard Jon Cruz isn't in it
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He doesn't even have to win. Just wanna see his name on the board.
As long as that rat bastard Jon Cruz isn't in it
As long as that rat bastard Jon Cruz isn't in it
Listen I don't ask y'all for much
I occasionally drop dope recipe ideas
All i want is to see Serpentico in the C2
I occasionally drop dope recipe ideas
All i want is to see Serpentico in the C2
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Listen I don't ask y'all for much
I occasionally drop dope recipe ideas
All i want is to see Serpentico in the C2
I occasionally drop dope recipe ideas
All i want is to see Serpentico in the C2
If you don't make it in this year, I riot
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If you don't make it in this year, I riot
Oh sides are 100% a different conversation. Hell, some sides deserve their own conversation because of the variety available
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Oh sides are 100% a different conversation. Hell, some sides deserve their own conversation because of the variety available
Aw man missed opportunity to have had Darby pop up with a laptop like he was working in there
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Aw man missed opportunity to have had Darby pop up with a laptop like he was working in there
Now we're on to something
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Now we're on to something
Seriously. I've seen pre-brined, precooked, cook from frozen, it's so nice to see so many varieties.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Seriously. I've seen pre-brined, precooked, cook from frozen, it's so nice to see so many varieties.
Oooooh I hadn't considered that second angle at all
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oooooh I hadn't considered that second angle at all
At least an 8 pack of paper towels, you gotta make sure that things is D R Y
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
At least an 8 pack of paper towels, you gotta make sure that things is D R Y
I followed you SPECIFICALLY so I could tell you this. That pie looks amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I followed you SPECIFICALLY so I could tell you this. That pie looks amazing.
The consistency of that pie
So smooth
I'm in love
(Get you spoon wet with hot water before you make your quenelle, it comes off a lil easier and smooth)
So smooth
I'm in love
(Get you spoon wet with hot water before you make your quenelle, it comes off a lil easier and smooth)
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The consistency of that pie
So smooth
I'm in love
(Get you spoon wet with hot water before you make your quenelle, it comes off a lil easier and smooth)
So smooth
I'm in love
(Get you spoon wet with hot water before you make your quenelle, it comes off a lil easier and smooth)
Hey now, there's zero shame in buying pre-brined. I did because I just don't have time this year. As long as they come out delicious, who cares? 😁
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey now, there's zero shame in buying pre-brined. I did because I just don't have time this year. As long as they come out delicious, who cares? 😁
Typically that's gonna be your boneless breast roasts
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Typically that's gonna be your boneless breast roasts
It's MUCH funnier if you have at least one child of early school age. Give them and the friends some rakes and tell them to go nuts raking
Just keep a first aid kit handy
Just keep a first aid kit handy
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's MUCH funnier if you have at least one child of early school age. Give them and the friends some rakes and tell them to go nuts raking
Just keep a first aid kit handy
Just keep a first aid kit handy
C'mon dog constructive criticism. XD
"It was a little rough"
"It was a little rough"
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
C'mon dog constructive criticism. XD
"It was a little rough"
"It was a little rough"
Maaaaan anytime I hear "let me tell you somethin" in the jersey accent, I know hell is about to be let loose
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Maaaaan anytime I hear "let me tell you somethin" in the jersey accent, I know hell is about to be let loose
Kind of? You get legit attacked by bot farms and yeah, he kinda gets that too, but most of the stancil hate comes from normal people who don't like his dog water takes. He's been a pain in the ass for a long time.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Kind of? You get legit attacked by bot farms and yeah, he kinda gets that too, but most of the stancil hate comes from normal people who don't like his dog water takes. He's been a pain in the ass for a long time.
OGs post in that OG style, that's my best guess.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
OGs post in that OG style, that's my best guess.