Dr. Cheezus_Crust, the Resolution-Keeper
@cheezuscrust.bsky.social
- Very poor quality posts
- Slightly better quality reposts
- Friend to all dogs
- "They must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him."
- Sometimes cringe, but always anti-fascist.
- Your go-to account for shitting on New Mexico and Oklahoma.
(He/Him)
- Slightly better quality reposts
- Friend to all dogs
- "They must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him."
- Sometimes cringe, but always anti-fascist.
- Your go-to account for shitting on New Mexico and Oklahoma.
(He/Him)
There is a correct reason to prefer certain konbini for certain things. For example: if I want to use an ATM, I'll go to 7-11. If I need socks or some fried chicken, Family Mart. For all other foods, drinks, goods, etc., well that's gotta be Lawson's. This has been Dr. Cheezus' Guide to Konbini
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 AM
There is a correct reason to prefer certain konbini for certain things. For example: if I want to use an ATM, I'll go to 7-11. If I need socks or some fried chicken, Family Mart. For all other foods, drinks, goods, etc., well that's gotta be Lawson's. This has been Dr. Cheezus' Guide to Konbini
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the dominant "rapid response" group in DC is deliberately discouraging the use of whistles and offering no alternative system to alert people who are in immediate danger. wrecker behavior at best, at worst infiltration.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 AM
the dominant "rapid response" group in DC is deliberately discouraging the use of whistles and offering no alternative system to alert people who are in immediate danger. wrecker behavior at best, at worst infiltration.
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"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
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Do we need more woke or something? Still don’t know what “woke” is but things seemed better when we had it.
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Do we need more woke or something? Still don’t know what “woke” is but things seemed better when we had it.
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I have some bad news. One, if you need to use ChatGPT for your graduate application letter, you are not ready for graduate school.
Two, no, not "everyone is doing it" and those who don't do it aren't "losing out." ChatGPT is not an advantage.
Two, no, not "everyone is doing it" and those who don't do it aren't "losing out." ChatGPT is not an advantage.
An impressive number of graduate applications this year used the phrase “curiosity-driven approach” 🤔
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I have some bad news. One, if you need to use ChatGPT for your graduate application letter, you are not ready for graduate school.
Two, no, not "everyone is doing it" and those who don't do it aren't "losing out." ChatGPT is not an advantage.
Two, no, not "everyone is doing it" and those who don't do it aren't "losing out." ChatGPT is not an advantage.
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Whatever he had like 12 followers
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Whatever he had like 12 followers
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permanently side-eyeing anyone who still uses the Nazi + CP + non-con porn website
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 AM
permanently side-eyeing anyone who still uses the Nazi + CP + non-con porn website
Unoriginal thought incoming -- Google forcibly advertising Gemini in Gmail as "a way to write emails with confidence" really makes me wonder who is asking for that? Cause like, imo, writing an email is a trivially easy thing to do... I mean, it's not always fun, but it ain't hard
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Unoriginal thought incoming -- Google forcibly advertising Gemini in Gmail as "a way to write emails with confidence" really makes me wonder who is asking for that? Cause like, imo, writing an email is a trivially easy thing to do... I mean, it's not always fun, but it ain't hard
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How much longer til @bsky.app verifies The Klan or Al Qaeda? Cause apparently verifying the accounts of terroristic organizations is a thing now
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
How much longer til @bsky.app verifies The Klan or Al Qaeda? Cause apparently verifying the accounts of terroristic organizations is a thing now
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While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
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Reading "Scripting Japan" the way Amaterasu intended
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Reading "Scripting Japan" the way Amaterasu intended
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“I am not required to show ID.”
“Do you have a warrant signed by a judge?”
“Am I free to go?”
“I invoke my right to remain silent and to have an attorney present if I’m not free to go.”
Don’t lie and say you don’t have ID, just say “I don’t have to show it.” That’s it.
Because you don’t.
“Do you have a warrant signed by a judge?”
“Am I free to go?”
“I invoke my right to remain silent and to have an attorney present if I’m not free to go.”
Don’t lie and say you don’t have ID, just say “I don’t have to show it.” That’s it.
Because you don’t.
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
“I am not required to show ID.”
“Do you have a warrant signed by a judge?”
“Am I free to go?”
“I invoke my right to remain silent and to have an attorney present if I’m not free to go.”
Don’t lie and say you don’t have ID, just say “I don’t have to show it.” That’s it.
Because you don’t.
“Do you have a warrant signed by a judge?”
“Am I free to go?”
“I invoke my right to remain silent and to have an attorney present if I’m not free to go.”
Don’t lie and say you don’t have ID, just say “I don’t have to show it.” That’s it.
Because you don’t.
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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A real hero.
Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:03 AM
A real hero.
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This is important and, also, not not new. There were reports of this in LA, Portland, and Chicago, at least, as well.
Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This is important and, also, not not new. There were reports of this in LA, Portland, and Chicago, at least, as well.
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for a certain type of Boston guy this is gonna cause incidents similar to when yet more conservative boomers find out that Bruce Springsteen is a lib
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
for a certain type of Boston guy this is gonna cause incidents similar to when yet more conservative boomers find out that Bruce Springsteen is a lib
Amazing
I leave the country for one day, and all of Verizon's network goes down for like 6 hours
My bad y'all, I'll do better next time
I leave the country for one day, and all of Verizon's network goes down for like 6 hours
My bad y'all, I'll do better next time
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Amazing
I leave the country for one day, and all of Verizon's network goes down for like 6 hours
My bad y'all, I'll do better next time
I leave the country for one day, and all of Verizon's network goes down for like 6 hours
My bad y'all, I'll do better next time
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BBC report at a headline level that Grok will now not make sexually exploitative images any more. An actual reporter comes on and explains that it will do no such thing, and will just make the images invisible in the UK. These are two very, very different things.
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
BBC report at a headline level that Grok will now not make sexually exploitative images any more. An actual reporter comes on and explains that it will do no such thing, and will just make the images invisible in the UK. These are two very, very different things.
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ICE agents only do this because they are extremely well-trained and experienced with the situations they are creating
ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.
January 15, 2026 at 7:48 AM
ICE agents only do this because they are extremely well-trained and experienced with the situations they are creating
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They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises