Chase
@chaseperrin.bsky.social
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Opinions mine. he/him
Opinions mine. he/him
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
Omniscient narrator: [turning to camera] Well, friends. It turned out the journalists covering the president were doing their jobs—helping stroke the ego of their billionaire owner. Turns out, that’s just not the the job they needed to be doing. In fact, far from it. Let’s see what happens…”
I'm sorry, but if the president calling people the r-word and threatening to revoke people's citizenship and eject every single immigrant from the country isn't the top story in the country on a permanent basis, journalists aren't doing their jobs.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Omniscient narrator: [turning to camera] Well, friends. It turned out the journalists covering the president were doing their jobs—helping stroke the ego of their billionaire owner. Turns out, that’s just not the the job they needed to be doing. In fact, far from it. Let’s see what happens…”
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
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Omg so beautiful you guys
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Omg so beautiful you guys
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It was one thing when Costco had Christmas stuff; I get the different timeline with a warehouse store...
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It was one thing when Costco had Christmas stuff; I get the different timeline with a warehouse store...
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
It was a bit much when Target started slow rolling Christmas stuff out a couple weeks ago...
But, it's a bridge too far to have a Christmas song in my Spotify Release Radar... ON HALLOWEEN!! 🎃🤬
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Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'
Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.
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Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."
September 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Kimmel: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."
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Disney learned nothing from Andor.
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Disney learned nothing from Andor.
The phrase “When children die as they pray” should fucking break you.
“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.”
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
— Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
August 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The phrase “When children die as they pray” should fucking break you.
It’s time to expand the house, maybe with multi member districts, and think about how to make the senate more equitable. Representatives have way too many constituents.
california’s population is larger than at least a dozen red states *combined* so if we’re playing the “we deserve more representation” game give us our 500 senators
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick: "We're a red state. We deserve more representation."
August 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s time to expand the house, maybe with multi member districts, and think about how to make the senate more equitable. Representatives have way too many constituents.
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The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
August 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
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bro this sucks. what i once suspected to be passion might in fact be madness
October 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
bro this sucks. what i once suspected to be passion might in fact be madness
Hey @democrats.org… here’s your messaging. Beat this drum.
July 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hey @democrats.org… here’s your messaging. Beat this drum.
So, um, who did he pay for an endorsement!? It’s clear he is, again, projecting and telling on himself. Two bud lights probably bought Kid Rock.
Trump calls for the prosecution of Beyoncé, Oprah, Al Sharpton, and Kamala Harris:
July 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So, um, who did he pay for an endorsement!? It’s clear he is, again, projecting and telling on himself. Two bud lights probably bought Kid Rock.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: That'd be Pheasant Island which flip/flops between France and Spain. It's a little less fun and a lot more formal than the island sharing of Hans Island between Canada and Denmark, and their trading of boozy gifts.
July 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: That'd be Pheasant Island which flip/flops between France and Spain. It's a little less fun and a lot more formal than the island sharing of Hans Island between Canada and Denmark, and their trading of boozy gifts.
Fascism, clear & plain. They're not hiding it and it's worse than you can even fathom.
I don't recognize this America; historians do. We're quickly turning into the bad guys we read about in history class.
It's time to stop this. With votes, protests, civil disobedience. Whatever it takes.
I don't recognize this America; historians do. We're quickly turning into the bad guys we read about in history class.
It's time to stop this. With votes, protests, civil disobedience. Whatever it takes.
This bill is an act of war by the billionaires and their white nationalist allies against the people of the United States.
It will take health care from millions of people to fund tax cut for billionaires, secret police to arrest the President’s critics, and concentration camps.
It’s fascism.
It will take health care from millions of people to fund tax cut for billionaires, secret police to arrest the President’s critics, and concentration camps.
It’s fascism.
July 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fascism, clear & plain. They're not hiding it and it's worse than you can even fathom.
I don't recognize this America; historians do. We're quickly turning into the bad guys we read about in history class.
It's time to stop this. With votes, protests, civil disobedience. Whatever it takes.
I don't recognize this America; historians do. We're quickly turning into the bad guys we read about in history class.
It's time to stop this. With votes, protests, civil disobedience. Whatever it takes.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Better known for a different bit of entertainment with a famous car... it's Burt Reynolds.
June 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Better known for a different bit of entertainment with a famous car... it's Burt Reynolds.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: DreamWorks, in the name of the Spielberg, Katzenberg, and Geffen. Amen!
June 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: DreamWorks, in the name of the Spielberg, Katzenberg, and Geffen. Amen!
One of the many, many things kids shouldn’t have to think about, but do. We’re failing the future.
There are a couple of kids in my nephews's class who weren't born in the US, and the class has decided (w/o teacher input) that if ICE shows up in they're all going to pretend not to speak English. 10yos reinventing "I am Spartacus" because they don't want their friends to get disappeared.
June 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
One of the many, many things kids shouldn’t have to think about, but do. We’re failing the future.