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Charles
@charleswheeler.co.uk
Cool dad, pro wrestling ref, temporarily paused poet, disabled rights activist and non-toxic sports fan. Permanently sleepy.

Buy my poetry: charleswrites.itch.io
Read some crap: stuporturf.substack.com

🏉 Leicester Tigers
🏈 Minnesota Vikings
[dark souls text] park entered at same time as Santa fun run
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Managed to injure myself by trying to sit in a rocking chair today, if anyone was wondering how my gradual crumble into dust is progressing
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’ll never say for sure that pre-injury Teddy was gonna be The Guy but that 2016 preseason will have me what-if-ing til my deathbed
I believe this is the oldest gif I still have saved and I never want to get rid of it: Teddy Bridgewater stiff-arming Geno Atkins and getting the pass off
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The Mask and you two have to watch it 104 times now
Quote this post with the Jim Carrey movie that would be most improved by giving him the mask from The Mask
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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In case you missed it.
Season tickets now available for 2026.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Great stuff. Arif is just the best at this. And it’s exactly what I wanted to hear honestly: measured analysis, not flinching from the lumps, and making clear a) that the path for hope is real and b) exactly what it looks like
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love online
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
FWIW my ideas for getting around “James Bond is really dead for real” are:

2) make the “James Bond is a code name for different agents” thing canon and play it off as a huge coincidence that the Craig iteration was also actually called that

1) don’t make any more and do something new instead ffs
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Consider the stakes raised for the Arthouse Championship.

Ethan Allen // Mike Bird // Connor Mills
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is it just me or does Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day feel really commercialised this year
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever done
Relive the completely normal @OfficialBlueyTV Xylophone Match from Get Fighty last year.

Chocolate Thunder
@amirawrestler.bsky.social
@malonehustle.bsky.social
@mattgatlin.bsky.social

7pm. Tonight. YouTube.
youtu.be/Ci58i12H30E
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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For sale: baby shoes child shoes booties one size baby clothing footwear NEW in box mint condition never worn A+++ condition for baby
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
One of the best I’ve refereed in 20 years of doing it. Top 5 easily, maybe higher. Watch it!
FREE MATCH.
Kanji Vs Jay Joshua.
It's really really really good.

youtu.be/htssdu3IUug
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Making an onlyfans with exclusively upside-down videos to tap into the Teletubby market
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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oh my god
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Idea: do a show where Joe Root and Shohei Ohtani swap sports for a bit. Both generational all-rounder talents in bat and ball sports
October 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Because we can.
BREAKS // BUZZARD. 🔥
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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The bitterly ironic transformation of the iconography of the poppy, from sombre reminder of the senseless futility of a war in which the British ruling class systematically ordered the wholesale slaughter of millions of working-class men, to 'War Christmas', says everything about the current crisis
That's it. Peak remembrancy shop window has been located.
October 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM