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Charles
@charleswheeler.co.uk
Cool dad, pro wrestling ref, temporarily paused poet, disabled rights activist and non-toxic sports fan. Permanently sleepy.

Buy my poetry: charleswrites.itch.io
Read some crap: stuporturf.substack.com

🏉 Leicester Tigers
🏈 Minnesota Vikings
And without further ado, here's your day 1 treat: a small piece of cardboard, with a picture of a mug, a kind-of-depressing Margaret Attwood quote, and an utterly illegible attribution that might be the biggest "we used shit AI for this" tell I've ever seen. 'tis the season!
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This is only *kind of* a prize, in that it's a purchase she made with a voucher that she won. It's still relevant context, because she would never have made a purchase this frivolous, and boy oh boy has that attitude been vindicated.

Behold, the Book Lover's Advent Calendar!
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I LOVE online
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love online
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Literally
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Thinking about the tattoo I saw on a woman’s arm earlier so much that I had to recreate it for you
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Interesting tactic
October 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If this is it for Ryan Kelly at least we’ll always have the absolute hardest-going photo that has come from our team being good for 1 (one) quarter
October 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Gotta say, the Netflix adaptation took some significant liberties with the story
September 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Incredibly sinister screenshot from when my toddler was watching something on my phone
August 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
July 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
July 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You go around thinking all the silly app name jokes are taking it a bit far, but then,
July 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Second screenshot adds so much
July 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Bought some merch
May 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social googled Blobby to look up a thing and,
May 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The @norsecodepodcast.bsky.social Discord is what you'd expect, really

@arif.bsky.social
May 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The Timeless one does it again
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
But I divest
April 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have informed seven people and counting via this image
April 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I have caused seven people and counting to learn the news via this image
April 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Been reminded of the most cursed IT thing I've ever seen: a drop-down list of years that wasn't in chronological order
March 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Not out of any objection to the vaccine, you understand, it’s just that last time, the force of the jab dislocated her delicate little shoulder”
March 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
February 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching college tape
February 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM