Crane
@celandine-crane.bsky.social
A warrior-eunuch of the digital era.
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@celandine-crane.bsky.social
· Aug 5
What if a hot older dyke was wearing a leather jacket with nothing under it, what then?
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I do just find myself in conversations that make me laugh
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I do just find myself in conversations that make me laugh
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Girlfriends are pretty great. Whoever invented girlfriends nailed it
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Girlfriends are pretty great. Whoever invented girlfriends nailed it
Every once in a while lately I catch sight of myself in a mirror unexpectedly and get jumpscared by how feminine I look. It's getting harder and harder to see a man there.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Every once in a while lately I catch sight of myself in a mirror unexpectedly and get jumpscared by how feminine I look. It's getting harder and harder to see a man there.
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The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.
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There are forces in the world trying to take the things - community, friends, lovers - we love most away from us. The most earnest, rational, and effective response is to love those things unflinchingly, to give ourselves over entirely to caring for and maintaining those things.
FACT: openly expressing love and joy and compassion and affection are meaningful virtues in the fight against fascism.
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
There are forces in the world trying to take the things - community, friends, lovers - we love most away from us. The most earnest, rational, and effective response is to love those things unflinchingly, to give ourselves over entirely to caring for and maintaining those things.
Birthday party picture from yesterday featuring @ashleyfinch.bsky.social and @pandorahex.bsky.social along with my other wonderful friends :)))
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Birthday party picture from yesterday featuring @ashleyfinch.bsky.social and @pandorahex.bsky.social along with my other wonderful friends :)))
You uh, quite sure on that pronounciation, Mister Spock?
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You uh, quite sure on that pronounciation, Mister Spock?
The rare Esperanto version of Star Trek.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The rare Esperanto version of Star Trek.
Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend agreed to try wax play on me. She'd seemed a bit trepid, because when we tried it on *her* it hurt too much for her to bear and she was a little nervous about hurting me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend agreed to try wax play on me. She'd seemed a bit trepid, because when we tried it on *her* it hurt too much for her to bear and she was a little nervous about hurting me.
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
Just had the best sex of my life. (So far.)
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just had the best sex of my life. (So far.)
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Cannot recommend strongly enough "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Every birthday week is improved by "insanely hot lesbian who shares all your kinks and wants to fuck your brains out"
Rewatching favourite movies with my terrifyingly observant girlfriend is a headtrip sometimes.
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Rewatching favourite movies with my terrifyingly observant girlfriend is a headtrip sometimes.
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
Did you know that Bill Paxton, ("Game over man, game over!" from Aliens) is one of the three punks who confront the Terminator at the start of the first movie?
She's so fucking cute gang.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
She's so fucking cute gang.
Spending a whole week with my gf to celebrate my birthday and every morning I get to wake up next to the most pretty woman in the whole world and she smiles at me with love in her eyes and it's perfect.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Spending a whole week with my gf to celebrate my birthday and every morning I get to wake up next to the most pretty woman in the whole world and she smiles at me with love in her eyes and it's perfect.
I'm sorry I crushed your balls. But it's your fault for leaving your testicle there. You should have put it someplace else. Like in your inguinal canal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm sorry I crushed your balls. But it's your fault for leaving your testicle there. You should have put it someplace else. Like in your inguinal canal.
"Hey dollgirl, diagnose me with autism the way I'm here forming inappropriate attachments to objects!"
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
"Hey dollgirl, diagnose me with autism the way I'm here forming inappropriate attachments to objects!"
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get your puppy girl the McGruff brand pink dog bowl to eat THC gummies out of
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
get your puppy girl the McGruff brand pink dog bowl to eat THC gummies out of
"Hey babe, are you an aging lithium battery, because your ass is one spicy pillow!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Hey babe, are you an aging lithium battery, because your ass is one spicy pillow!"
This is the most laughably pathetic thing I've ever seen.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is the most laughably pathetic thing I've ever seen.
Million Knives Curse upon anyone who thinks it's okay to call someone a slur because they had certain kinds of kink pretransition.
Wanting to be a woman often manifests as "wanting to be *made* a woman" before your egg cracks.
Wanting to be a woman often manifests as "wanting to be *made* a woman" before your egg cracks.
Also just to get ahead of it, if youre thinking but he used to present that way so its fine surely you are aware that a not insignificant amount of trans women have engaged with that kink pretransition. Doubt the same logic applies there. Last ill say on it, I wont hold grudges just do some thinking
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Million Knives Curse upon anyone who thinks it's okay to call someone a slur because they had certain kinds of kink pretransition.
Wanting to be a woman often manifests as "wanting to be *made* a woman" before your egg cracks.
Wanting to be a woman often manifests as "wanting to be *made* a woman" before your egg cracks.
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✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil
tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
Bunch of y'all gonna show up like this under a microscope.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Bunch of y'all gonna show up like this under a microscope.
God, I keep thinking about her.
We went to Argos to buy some new pillows for her place, and I wandered next door to the bookshop while she waited for the order and when she came in to find me and appeared just hugging a pair of pillows I was just so fucking filled with joy at the sight of her.
We went to Argos to buy some new pillows for her place, and I wandered next door to the bookshop while she waited for the order and when she came in to find me and appeared just hugging a pair of pillows I was just so fucking filled with joy at the sight of her.
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
God, I keep thinking about her.
We went to Argos to buy some new pillows for her place, and I wandered next door to the bookshop while she waited for the order and when she came in to find me and appeared just hugging a pair of pillows I was just so fucking filled with joy at the sight of her.
We went to Argos to buy some new pillows for her place, and I wandered next door to the bookshop while she waited for the order and when she came in to find me and appeared just hugging a pair of pillows I was just so fucking filled with joy at the sight of her.