【 BADWITCH 】Pandora
@pandorahex.bsky.social
35F. Full time chaos witch. Figure me out for yourself honey.
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“She’s not gonna let you hypnotise her.” She will. She will if I post good enough.
The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The energy wasted by governments and companies trying to keep people from accessing the services we need vastly outweighs the energy it would take to produce sufficient resources that everybody can have what they need.
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Finally, a girlfriend who not only understands NL jokes but sends me them of her own accord
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Finally, a girlfriend who not only understands NL jokes but sends me them of her own accord
That’s my [clearing throat, looking around to get attention]
GIRLFRIEND
GIRLFRIEND
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
That’s my [clearing throat, looking around to get attention]
GIRLFRIEND
GIRLFRIEND
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The guy that made those shitty Resident Evil movies?
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The guy that made those shitty Resident Evil movies?
Hi new followers I am not posting that much because I’m busy kissing other women but everything I do post is the funniest thing ever so enjoy
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hi new followers I am not posting that much because I’m busy kissing other women but everything I do post is the funniest thing ever so enjoy
Did that rhino just order a fucking drink???
False alarm gang it was just Chuck Testa
I don't mean to alarm you but there's a leopard feeding on an impala out on my deck
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Did that rhino just order a fucking drink???
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cannot believe gerbert actually said
this
this
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
cannot believe gerbert actually said
this
this
False alarm gang it was just Chuck Testa
I don't mean to alarm you but there's a leopard feeding on an impala out on my deck
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
False alarm gang it was just Chuck Testa
I don't mean to alarm you but there's a leopard feeding on an impala out on my deck
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don't mean to alarm you but there's a leopard feeding on an impala out on my deck
This was meant to be a joke and it's happened again
“She’s not gonna let you hypnotise her.” She will. She will if I post good enough.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This was meant to be a joke and it's happened again
Ahem: yippeeeee!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Ahem: yippeeeee!!!!
Flirting is when you create a Factorio city block idea and she hits you with pull requests on it for feature adjustments
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Flirting is when you create a Factorio city block idea and she hits you with pull requests on it for feature adjustments
Have you ever thought about how people will have shot a load into a Mr Doodle brand Kleenex
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Have you ever thought about how people will have shot a load into a Mr Doodle brand Kleenex
Oh I get to post this again from the same show
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Oh I get to post this again from the same show
It’s late night hot tub I’m afraid
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s late night hot tub I’m afraid
Just re-watched this episode and I don't know why this thing haunted me for so long lmao
My friend just told me about boulder from Thomas the Tank engine and I think he might be the funniest character possible to me conceptually
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just re-watched this episode and I don't know why this thing haunted me for so long lmao
Everybody flirting with me, this rules actually
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Everybody flirting with me, this rules actually
Giving somebody a cute nickname that they love >>>>>>>>
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Giving somebody a cute nickname that they love >>>>>>>>
Accidentally had to see a 19 year old’s opinion on kink, almost took it seriously for a second
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Accidentally had to see a 19 year old’s opinion on kink, almost took it seriously for a second
censorship in hentai is so funny imagine seeing a 20 inch long dick but because there's a 1mm thick black line covering part of the tip you're like "huh, wonder what that is"
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
censorship in hentai is so funny imagine seeing a 20 inch long dick but because there's a 1mm thick black line covering part of the tip you're like "huh, wonder what that is"
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sorting misc images on my laptop and
![meme screenshot from The Dark Knight with a guy in a bar saying "Let me get this straight, you think [rest of the text blacked out] ?", and below it a picture of descartes pasted in with the text "I do. And I'm [text also blacked out]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6wb6fwqnssysmgnny4o4hymi/bafkreidjdnvmgiz6b2nddnsj47temz3243j45vewvzhugto2kjbcq6i75a@jpeg)
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
sorting misc images on my laptop and
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When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool