What, you don't like it going BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP and refusing to do anything because you put a pot-lid down and the condensation dripped on the controls? For shame!

Oooh that bodysuit looks so fucking cozy.

Oh you had a *good* time, huh? 🤭

Also wait, planned to start construction in 2026 to open in 2027? That's not happening.

Ah, I'm sure SHODAN will have fun with the guests!

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Maybe I'm just too much of a slut for B&W photography but this one is fucking perfect. The reflection in the body of the guitar is just 👌

I miss mine so much rn. Spent like nine days straight with her and then had to part again. I woke up last night and wondered where she had gone.
But even when we're apart just thinking about her makes me smile. I love that woman so fucking much.

The t-pose is so good.

I had a pre-birthday Ran-viewing party last night with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, and Pandora, and I realised ten minutes in that what I had done was trap myself in a room with three beautiful women who all found it very funny to bully me.

You deserve each other! (Laudatory, non-curse version.)

I have never been so aroused and so scared. By the time we were done my arms hurt from struggling against my restraints and I was so deep in subspace I couldn't form words.

I love my girlfriend. :)))

Then she says to me: "Well darling, it *is* your birthday. And we only have *one* candle. So I suppose you'll have to take thirty-seven drops."

So I'm collared and cuffed spreadeagle to the bed. She lights the candle and spends a while teasing me while the wax melts. Eventually, she asks me if I'm ready, and pours some on my chest. It hurts like *hell*, and she watches my reaction, and does a couple more drops.