detective bluto mindpretzel
@ceeb.bsky.social
I've had diabetes so long it can drink
she/her. weird jew. transfem. low vision. free Palestine 🇵🇸. excall center worker and low level road safety knower. nonpracticing furry.
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she/her. weird jew. transfem. low vision. free Palestine 🇵🇸. excall center worker and low level road safety knower. nonpracticing furry.
@[email protected]
Pinned
just got let go. 5 years of call center experience, comptia A+ and no shame, DM me
1) insulin pump (slightly damaged)
2) lentils
3) joints 3x
4) My Boys
5) NFTA ticket
2) lentils
3) joints 3x
4) My Boys
5) NFTA ticket
loot that drops after defeating me:
1) cat treats
2) caramel corn
3) juul
4) movie ticket stub for Spiderman: Far From Home
5) actual cats
1) cat treats
2) caramel corn
3) juul
4) movie ticket stub for Spiderman: Far From Home
5) actual cats
loot that drops after defeating me:
1) dad shirt with a silly print
2) cow print bikini + cow horns/ears
3) 7-12 large fantasy dildos
4) nicotine gum *and* a nic vape
5) unsettling volume of stickers & glitter
🖤✨.
1) dad shirt with a silly print
2) cow print bikini + cow horns/ears
3) 7-12 large fantasy dildos
4) nicotine gum *and* a nic vape
5) unsettling volume of stickers & glitter
🖤✨.
February 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
1) insulin pump (slightly damaged)
2) lentils
3) joints 3x
4) My Boys
5) NFTA ticket
2) lentils
3) joints 3x
4) My Boys
5) NFTA ticket
progroms, communist too early
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
progroms, communist too early
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There are people trying to stop others from using whistles, and next they'll say it's ableism.
As your disability advocate friend, I will be the first with serious sensory sensitivity to say that I would rather be in pain than someone get abducted, or shot.
Block/mute this argument, it's an op.
As your disability advocate friend, I will be the first with serious sensory sensitivity to say that I would rather be in pain than someone get abducted, or shot.
Block/mute this argument, it's an op.
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 PM
There are people trying to stop others from using whistles, and next they'll say it's ableism.
As your disability advocate friend, I will be the first with serious sensory sensitivity to say that I would rather be in pain than someone get abducted, or shot.
Block/mute this argument, it's an op.
As your disability advocate friend, I will be the first with serious sensory sensitivity to say that I would rather be in pain than someone get abducted, or shot.
Block/mute this argument, it's an op.
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“but did they break the law, opening them up to state violence?”
I DON’T CARE MAN, VENGEANCE IS THE LORD’S
I DON’T CARE MAN, VENGEANCE IS THE LORD’S
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“but did they break the law, opening them up to state violence?”
I DON’T CARE MAN, VENGEANCE IS THE LORD’S
I DON’T CARE MAN, VENGEANCE IS THE LORD’S
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I’m sorry but as someone who has a book and a PhD on this exact thing, this is just straight up not true. The majority of Nazis discovered living abroad (particularly in the US, Australia, and UK) faced almost no legal consequences beyond the occasional loss of citizenship.
This is essentially what governments did in the late 1900s and early 2000s with respect to Nazis. Whether you were a lowly concentration camp guard or in Hitler's inner circle, if there was evidence you were a Nazi, it was straight to jail with your walker.
It worked.
It worked.
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I’m sorry but as someone who has a book and a PhD on this exact thing, this is just straight up not true. The majority of Nazis discovered living abroad (particularly in the US, Australia, and UK) faced almost no legal consequences beyond the occasional loss of citizenship.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
can I have the Idiot Fries? yeah with extra Bastard Sauce.
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
can I have the Idiot Fries? yeah with extra Bastard Sauce.
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hammam is very selfless, he asks nothing for himself, only that we stand with and support his brother aboud. hammam spends all day amongst the wounded and the dead, a true hero amidst the ongoing genocide perpetrated by israel. please, if you can, consider helping this family survive.
Help Abood, nurse Hammam and their family in Gaza
Hello !! My name is Sonia. I'm starting this fundraiser to ask for your help for my friend Hammam and his family, who currently live in Gaza 🇵🇸.
chuffed.org
January 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
hammam is very selfless, he asks nothing for himself, only that we stand with and support his brother aboud. hammam spends all day amongst the wounded and the dead, a true hero amidst the ongoing genocide perpetrated by israel. please, if you can, consider helping this family survive.
some of them will go to jail. some of them will get jobs. some will join gangs. some will go to school.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
some of them will go to jail. some of them will get jobs. some will join gangs. some will go to school.
no no no if the applicant isn't on LinkedIn, they won't have a picture. then it wouldn't be possible to tell their race or gender identity.
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
no no no if the applicant isn't on LinkedIn, they won't have a picture. then it wouldn't be possible to tell their race or gender identity.
in a well managed home economy both dried beans and distillate are effectively free.
January 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
in a well managed home economy both dried beans and distillate are effectively free.
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welcome to democracy meow, democracymeowdotorg, the purr&treats report, im amy goodmeow
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 PM
welcome to democracy meow, democracymeowdotorg, the purr&treats report, im amy goodmeow
*talking to my daughters first date* how many of the 9 delights have you experienced today?
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
*talking to my daughters first date* how many of the 9 delights have you experienced today?
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the people who did the holocaust regularly vomitted in disgust over what they were doing but they still showed up to work every day
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
the people who did the holocaust regularly vomitted in disgust over what they were doing but they still showed up to work every day
my wife is trying but it's 20f out today
if you're in line to have your girlfriend force you to wear a dress for new years, STAY IN LINE
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
my wife is trying but it's 20f out today
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
Universalist Juggalo only listens to the first half of The Wraith.
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Universalist Juggalo only listens to the first half of The Wraith.
if my numbers ever don't add up, just remember:
This is my adult on social media IEP accomodation plan, mthrfkr
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
if my numbers ever don't add up, just remember:
anyone want to join a partially blind women in loosing at video games
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
anyone want to join a partially blind women in loosing at video games
*loud crash, cursing, muffled from the other room* this is chef john with food wishes dot com
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
*loud crash, cursing, muffled from the other room* this is chef john with food wishes dot com
I'm going to give you a St. Louis style ass kicking.
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm going to give you a St. Louis style ass kicking.
smoking on UKIP kush
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
smoking on UKIP kush
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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Chomsky was a hero to most
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Chomsky was a hero to most
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine
but her never meant shit to me
Saw the pictures of him on the plane
Motherfuck him and David Blaine