detective bluto mindpretzel
ceeb.bsky.social
detective bluto mindpretzel
@ceeb.bsky.social
I've had diabetes so long it can drink

she/her. weird jew. transfem. low vision. free Palestine 🇵🇸. excall center worker and low level road safety knower. nonpracticing furry.
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it took me years to get that monkey under control, wish I had some advice besides "model healthy behavior" but it's hard when you're drinking for a reason.
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I was an American debate kid and none of these guys would last a second doing parli
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
two pounds
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
it's a really confusing mix of Fandom, Christianity and kitsh but if you catch the bug you'll never lose it, at least not without your soul dying.
February 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
this is what happens to you if you try and stop being a Juggalo.
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"look, I just think that trans people have had an effect on the vegan movement. they have every right to be who they are but it has an impact"
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
imo, being trans is like a good yeast bread. been around forever, anyone can do it and it's become less popular especially with conservatives and hippies since 2019.
February 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
flatbreads don't care about sex. or race. or disability. flatbed messed with the implicent bias test.
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
people get sick from raw milk cheese all the time. as is there right
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
legalize all drugs but ban smoke shops etc
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
and thanks to HRT, I get to live the reality.
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
rincing them helps a lot with smell and any slime
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
what's so scary?
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 PM
no need to give those evil fucks your money
Easier Tastier Prettier - Hummus
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February 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
this is what you need to have a good morning and a terrible afternoon
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 AM
aw fuck taco bell is two towns over
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"thanks for watching the lentils while I smoked. I don't have any opinion on circumcision."
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I think that person might be a nazi playing dumb.
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
plus the burger coster
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
if you can afford it/ if your papers allow, niagira falls
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
hire a human to write your posts
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM