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Clover Gannon
@cbgannon.bsky.social
dude person who wishes for an end to capitalism. he/they/any 30s
Magic the Gathering|D&D|musician|autist
Occasionally NSFW, if I feel like it

Here are my EDH decks; I've got one in every color: https://www.moxfield.com/users/KayleeCannon
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I’ve had an idea! Does anybody who knows Magic, and is an animator, want to work on some Magic videos together?
I have a loooong backlog of these narrative write ups that would be really fun to transform into an even greater collaborative work. Lemme know if you’re interested! (I can pay)
I've been doing narrative style write-ups for my playgroup after games for a few years now; it started as a practice for me to take time and attempt to more reasonably reflect on a game, rather than instinctively beat myself up afterward. I've had fun with it, and I'm gonna post my first one here! 🧵
I’ve had an idea! Does anybody who knows Magic, and is an animator, want to work on some Magic videos together?
I have a loooong backlog of these narrative write ups that would be really fun to transform into an even greater collaborative work. Lemme know if you’re interested! (I can pay)
I've been doing narrative style write-ups for my playgroup after games for a few years now; it started as a practice for me to take time and attempt to more reasonably reflect on a game, rather than instinctively beat myself up afterward. I've had fun with it, and I'm gonna post my first one here! 🧵
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

Our priorities are so fucked.
February 16, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Anyone who knows hebrew who can translate this? It's from Epstein file EFTA02455852
February 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Here's another game recap I wrote! 🧵

Turn order: Tymaret (me),* Rydia, Tannuk, Feather

The Gloom Stalker, Erinis, wasn't the best navigator, because they could not ever seem to find their way out of New Capenna, always winding up back in the Cabaretti Courtyard or Riveteers Overlook.
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I've been doing narrative style write-ups for my playgroup after games for a few years now; it started as a practice for me to take time and attempt to more reasonably reflect on a game, rather than instinctively beat myself up afterward. I've had fun with it, and I'm gonna post my first one here! 🧵
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I repeat: lookin’ fly as hell today
February 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I wish I wasn't a fucking moron.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.

They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Bruh, they shoot civilians and kidnap people. They deserve bricks to their unmasked faces if anything
Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
January 29, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Religion is the appendix of our global society: it served a purpose once, but now all it will do is kill you if you let it.
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This is the third time two dudes named Mike are head coaches competing for a Super Bowl.

We could have had two dudes named Sean though, if both of the Championship games went the other way.
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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the federal government is nothing but liars and murderers and pedophiles

and what do you do with liars and murderers and pedophiles
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Scar chic
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Change sci-fi author to Marx, Torment Nexus to Capitalism, and Tech Company to the USA, and, yeah…spot on.
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The end of the US government is the compromise.
abolishing ICE is the compromise
impeaching Trump is the compromise
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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is it too late to call the US an oil-igarchy
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Several times a day, because I will otherwise obsessively pick at them…
Repost if you play EDH and still trim your nails
January 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I’ll go further and say that the US should not only be excluded from the World Cup, but the entire US government should in fact be urgently dissolved!
FIFA must Ban the US from the World Cup. Ain't gonna happen but it should
January 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
The modern teaching of religion as any sort of universal truth, rather than just literature to glean some lessons from, is incredibly irresponsible.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
There aren’t nearly enough dead billionaires. Our collective new year’s resolution should be to change that.
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines
January 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM