Davil
@cautiouslyreal.bsky.social
Occasional YouTuber. Librarian in training.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Catherine O’Hara was the Catherine O’Hara of comedy
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Don't worry, I hear if you write "I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my photos on Instagram, I give notice that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents", you're totally fine
"The 2016 meme is just a way to steal our photos from 2016 and put them in a training set." Uh, unless you weren't posting in 2016 they already have all your photos from 2016.
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Don't worry, I hear if you write "I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my photos on Instagram, I give notice that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents", you're totally fine
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Tamarians were the best alien race cuz I too exclusively communicate in movie and tv quotes
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Tamarians were the best alien race cuz I too exclusively communicate in movie and tv quotes
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Data: "You must say goodbye now."
Lal: "I... feel."
Data: "What do you feel, Lal?"
Lal: "... I love you, father."
Data: "... ...I wish I could feel it with you."
Lal: (takes Data's hand) "I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life. "
AUGGGHHHHH.
Lal: "I... feel."
Data: "What do you feel, Lal?"
Lal: "... I love you, father."
Data: "... ...I wish I could feel it with you."
Lal: (takes Data's hand) "I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life. "
AUGGGHHHHH.
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Data: "You must say goodbye now."
Lal: "I... feel."
Data: "What do you feel, Lal?"
Lal: "... I love you, father."
Data: "... ...I wish I could feel it with you."
Lal: (takes Data's hand) "I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life. "
AUGGGHHHHH.
Lal: "I... feel."
Data: "What do you feel, Lal?"
Lal: "... I love you, father."
Data: "... ...I wish I could feel it with you."
Lal: (takes Data's hand) "I will feel it for both of us. Thank you for my life. "
AUGGGHHHHH.
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slowly beginning to think that AI psychosis is far more broad than we think, in that there are people who it doesn't drive *crazy* who see, say, a coding model create a UI for something and immediately extrapolate that it will be The Future of All Stuff
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
slowly beginning to think that AI psychosis is far more broad than we think, in that there are people who it doesn't drive *crazy* who see, say, a coding model create a UI for something and immediately extrapolate that it will be The Future of All Stuff
There's something really self.serving about Disney making the Tron sequel about a good company versus an evil company
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
There's something really self.serving about Disney making the Tron sequel about a good company versus an evil company
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
As a queer person yeah it's important to know if someone I'm dating believes I deserve human rights or not.
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
As a queer person yeah it's important to know if someone I'm dating believes I deserve human rights or not.
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Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/
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“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation
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I LOVE TODAY. LETS TROT
December 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I LOVE TODAY. LETS TROT
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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Cody ropes Mitch into a boat race. Meanwhile, Neely works at Nights. The latest Baywatching is now public, please share!
youtu.be/fzamFrFeMtc
youtu.be/fzamFrFeMtc
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Cody ropes Mitch into a boat race. Meanwhile, Neely works at Nights. The latest Baywatching is now public, please share!
youtu.be/fzamFrFeMtc
youtu.be/fzamFrFeMtc
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going into 2026 like…
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
going into 2026 like…
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Garner returns on a horse! Meanwhile, Lani is still deaf. My Baywatching on Night of the Dolphin is now public! Please share!
youtu.be/IqwWQA3nk7E
youtu.be/IqwWQA3nk7E
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Garner returns on a horse! Meanwhile, Lani is still deaf. My Baywatching on Night of the Dolphin is now public! Please share!
youtu.be/IqwWQA3nk7E
youtu.be/IqwWQA3nk7E
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I don't want to talk to a chatbot simulacrum of my late grandmother I want to dream about her alien ghost lover after reading a particularly erotic passage from her diary like god intended
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I don't want to talk to a chatbot simulacrum of my late grandmother I want to dream about her alien ghost lover after reading a particularly erotic passage from her diary like god intended
I love how YouTube search is just broken now
December 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I love how YouTube search is just broken now
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sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world