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Since I see this coming up again in certain circles, I think it bears repeating - there is no scenario in which allowing a Republican to get into office is better than election a Dem who doesn't excite you.
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Since I see this coming up again in certain circles, I think it bears repeating - there is no scenario in which allowing a Republican to get into office is better than election a Dem who doesn't excite you.
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ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
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If they don't sanitize their input I wonder what else is possible.
Trump's in the Epstein files over 600 times.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If they don't sanitize their input I wonder what else is possible.
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This is absolutely fucking bananas the way that these people are *so close* to getting it but still manage to miss it by a fucking mile.
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is absolutely fucking bananas the way that these people are *so close* to getting it but still manage to miss it by a fucking mile.
Every now and then I need a reminder like this.
"How do people not see xxx and yyy?" Because they aren't looking.
"How do people not see xxx and yyy?" Because they aren't looking.
democrats and liberals too often act like the average american is an avid politics watcher who understands all the issues and personalities. meanwhile this is one of the top trending searches for the past 24 hours
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Every now and then I need a reminder like this.
"How do people not see xxx and yyy?" Because they aren't looking.
"How do people not see xxx and yyy?" Because they aren't looking.
If I time-traveled to 2025 from the past and read this I would turn right the fuck around and go home
this is how i learned that there's a horsegirl gacha game that explicitly requests that fans not lewd the horse girls out of respect for the actual horses whose names they have and license
umamusume answers the question "what if F1 was yuri instead of yaoi"
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If I time-traveled to 2025 from the past and read this I would turn right the fuck around and go home
Hell, I can tell from the photo
This article isn't political, but you can tell exactly who these people voted for, even if the estrangement wasn't about politics.
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
www.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hell, I can tell from the photo
That's funny. I don't find this surprising in the least.
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That's funny. I don't find this surprising in the least.
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Congratulations you fucking morons
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Congratulations you fucking morons
I cut off my own hand, but the good news is I still have 94% of my body intact, which is down slightly from 100%
lol wut. dropping from 42 percent approval to 36 percent approval seems pretty significant. apnews.com/article/trum...
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I cut off my own hand, but the good news is I still have 94% of my body intact, which is down slightly from 100%
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Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
I'm starting to veer from "trump is clearly succumbing to dementia, his superego is disintegrating in real time" to "trump is actively dying"
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm starting to veer from "trump is clearly succumbing to dementia, his superego is disintegrating in real time" to "trump is actively dying"
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First of all, Darlene Love is the Queen of Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
First of all, Darlene Love is the Queen of Christmas
This is why we had the revolution
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is why we had the revolution
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong
this story delights me every year
this story delights me every year
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The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
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At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
I would switch #1 and #2 (a hill I will absolutely die on) and probably #3 and #4 (not dying on that one), but this is solid work by Pritzker.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I would switch #1 and #2 (a hill I will absolutely die on) and probably #3 and #4 (not dying on that one), but this is solid work by Pritzker.
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you don't actually have to talk to these people
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you don't actually have to talk to these people