Carylanne Joubert Maier
carylanneejmaier.bsky.social
Carylanne Joubert Maier
@carylanneejmaier.bsky.social
Bio B.Sc/GIS cert, writer, and current professor of English (MA). My children's books feature wolves, grizzly bears, panda bears, and research with greening in oranges. Lover of sharks, scuba diver, and future marine biologist. Avatar by Ethan Kocak
While I much prefer wild capybara, getting to see one up close at Gatorland last year was neat. (And I, a good wife, totally bought tickets to meet the capybaras for @joeymaier.bsky.social birthday and not* at all because I really wanted to)

*She says totally sarcastically
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Can I offer you a few capybaras in these trying times?
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Make time for Capybaras.
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Oh! It's not just Fibbonacci Day but also Doctor Who Day; it first aired OTD in 1963!

Allons-y!
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Don’t speak to yourself in a tone you’d never use with a friend. You have strengths, gifts, and a trajectory worth noticing. Look for them—they’re there.

#AcademicChatter #phdchat #academicsky #phdsky #PhDDailyThought
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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On a delightful walk today with my charming company we came across a gurgling spring-fed pond with some chonky koi, swimming idyllically. Cyprinus sp. 錦鯉 for #SundayFishSketch 🐡🦑🧪
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Lava spews out from Hawaii's Kilauea as volcano erupts again. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...
Lava spews out from Hawaii's Kilauea as volcano erupts again
According to the United States Geological Survey, this is the 37th eruption episode since December 2024.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Basking sharks are so wonderfully magnificent.
Basking Sharks
YouTube video by BBC Northern Ireland
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I came onto this site Capybara posting, and if they drag me off, I will leave this site Capybara posting.
We've been saying "See you later, Alligator" for decades, when "Sayonara, Capybara" was right there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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also repeating that "ai is inevitable, it's here to stay" is nothing but perpetuating a self-fulfilling prophecy
What's next? Smoke cigarettes responsibly? Pollute needlessly responsibly? Have indentured labourers responsibly? Abuse people responsibly? Exactly.
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Celebrating Gerty Cori on #WorldDiabetesDay.

Cori, a biochemist, co-discovered the Cori cycle which unlocked how the body regulates glucose--foundational for diabetes treatments & insulin therapy. She was awarded the 1947 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for the discovery. #WomenInSTEM
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Welp, I *may* have over thought this assignment for Scientific Writing and Literacy. We needed to post a rough draft of our hypothetical grant proposal for our projects into a discussion board to get peer review feedback for next week's final draft. As a writing prof, I always tell my students to...
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Storytime of a day in nature, doing field work and herpetology (despite not having pictures of any herpetofauna found today).
Today, Nov. 14, is World Diabetes Day, which is usually repped by people wearing blue. I was diagnosed as Type 1 Diabetic at age 5.5, and it has been a difficult 23 years...
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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ICYMI: The 2026 #DisabledInSTEM Mentorship applications are now open!

I look forward to seeing your applications soon! 💜
It's that time of year again... time for #DisabledInSTEM 2026 Mentorship applications! I'm so excited to be running this program for the sixth year and seeing the growth over the years!

Mentee form: forms.gle/um5DvYnBi3tn...
Mentor form: forms.gle/BvaxnQm8uhUR...

Applications due December 5th!
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Shy-Hulud's passing cleanses the timeline

(here, they peer at a bit of radish with some trepidation)
August 24, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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To which I add this wonderful Bruce Sterling passage, which for many years I kept beside my keyboard.
August 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The platypus’s bill has 40000 electroreceptors and 60000 mechanoreceptors. It senses tiny electric fields and water movements from prey. Sweeping its bill side to side, the platypus finds hidden food underwater, hunting well even in the dark or cloudy water. ⚡🌊

#SciComm 🧪
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I, too, thought about what Sharon would have written. I’m glad this exists.

As an aside: there are many wonderful health/science reporters working today. But, boy howdy, Sharon was awfully darn good.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I read The Double Helix as an undergraduate. I was a science major at a women’s college taking molecular biology. Our professor taught us that Watson & Crick screwed Rosalind Franklin over.

So I read the book to learn more. I’ll never forget how reading this passage made me feel.
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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We at Esri look forward to seeing you at #AGU25, showcasing with our products & services not only how geospatial enables greater understanding of the world, but how we also perform good science as a member of the scientific community.
www.esri.com/arcgis-blog/...
🧪 🦑 🌊 🌎 🌍 🌏 ⚒️ #geogsky #geogchat
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Let's talk about sex! Research suggests natural zebrafish have WZ/ZZ sex chromosomes as evidenced by a single sex-linked region on chromosome 4. This trait is lost in laboratory fish as sex is determined by multiple genes, with influences from the environment. #ZebrafishFunFacts 🧪
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM