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Carl Kinsella
@carlkinsella.bsky.social
Pull apart the double helix like a wishbone. Wrote a bestselling book called AT LEAST IT LOOKS GOOD FROM SPACE and you can buy it here or in any bookshop: https://linktr.ee/AtLeastItLooksGoodFromSpace
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With heartfelt thanks to the team at Hachette Ireland, I can now share that my first book, At Least It Looks Good From Space, is coming out this October.

I thought I was more emotionally prepared for this moment but it turns out I'm absolutely not. I hope you like it.
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'In his exit interview this week, he told Morning Ireland: “The pinnacle of my ambition was to be the Minister for Finance.” Which, we can all admit, is a funny thing to say after you’ve just quit that job to move to what is very objectively a cooler job in every possible way.'

This week's column.
Surrealing in the Years: Paschal Donohoe leaves government unscathed, but how?
Donohoe has played a decisive role in every budget since 2016.
www.thejournal.ie
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Enjoyed this on Ireland's play-off draw and the inevitable summoning of the Mocker Gods
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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““When the games roll around next March, there will rightly be a sense of buzz and optimism around our prospects. This is, of course, the worst thing that could possibly happen to us” 😂
Another banger from @carlkinsella.bsky.social

jrnl.ie/6880598
Surrealing in the Years: Paschal Donohoe leaves government unscathed, but how?
Donohoe has played a decisive role in every budget since 2016.
jrnl.ie
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Sad to see Carl attack Paschal Donohoe here, who was clearly just a decent dimply fella doing his best*

*he smiled at me once in the supermarket and I instantly forgot about his role in Government over the last decade
'In his exit interview this week, he told Morning Ireland: “The pinnacle of my ambition was to be the Minister for Finance.” Which, we can all admit, is a funny thing to say after you’ve just quit that job to move to what is very objectively a cooler job in every possible way.'

This week's column.
Surrealing in the Years: Paschal Donohoe leaves government unscathed, but how?
Donohoe has played a decisive role in every budget since 2016.
www.thejournal.ie
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
'In his exit interview this week, he told Morning Ireland: “The pinnacle of my ambition was to be the Minister for Finance.” Which, we can all admit, is a funny thing to say after you’ve just quit that job to move to what is very objectively a cooler job in every possible way.'

This week's column.
Surrealing in the Years: Paschal Donohoe leaves government unscathed, but how?
Donohoe has played a decisive role in every budget since 2016.
www.thejournal.ie
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You could absolutely see how a guy like Mamdani could bring a guy like Trump around to socialism in a matter of hours, I say let the man work
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hahaha I’m loving this new Instagram feature where it warns you there’s only a few minutes left to view someone’s story with a bright red doomsday clock. Brand new ways to make us all more insane every day, just inserted into our lives without announcement.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I don’t know where Enoch Burke is but based on past experience I would say: outside
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That's about as a good a draw as we could have hoped for. Disaster.
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I'm reading that book that everyone else in Ireland is reading. Sár-jab @carlkinsella.bsky.social !
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you dont read my book soon you run the risk of finding yourself left out and excluded from all cultural references for the next six months
I'm reading that book that everyone else in Ireland is reading. Sár-jab @carlkinsella.bsky.social !
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The cool thing about the EAT SLEEP RAVE REPEAT mantra of the late noughties was that no matter who you were you could relate to at least 75% of it
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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FINALLY a judge is pointing it out explicitly.

The behaviour of Enoch (& the other Burkes) is a clear safety concern.

Genuinely, how far off are they from rationalising violence as appropriate to their cause?
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Israel needs to face accountability for our genocide. And so does the US | Yuli Novak
Israel needs to face accountability for our genocide. And so does the US | Yuli Novak
The international community allowed all of this to happen. We must not look away or move on
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
comfortably the most mental constituency for a by-election
NEW: Paschal Donohoe is resigning as MInister for Finance, and as a TD, in order to take up a role with the World Bank in Washington. Announcement expected after this morning's Cabinet meeting. @virginmedianews.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Best party on education
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Best party on healthcare
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Forget all that "black Week" craic, Bezos doesn't need your money.
upport independent booksellers like @kennysbookshop.bsky.social and by books by the likes of hugely talented Irish authors like @carlkinsella.bsky.social from them. You'll be glad you did.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wow, hugely kind words Philip, thank you. I endorse the rest of message as well.
Forget all that "black Week" craic, Bezos doesn't need your money.
upport independent booksellers like @kennysbookshop.bsky.social and by books by the likes of hugely talented Irish authors like @carlkinsella.bsky.social from them. You'll be glad you did.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No I don't believe it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Don't really care whether we win or lose but I'd like some more major events to happen in the match so Darragh Maloney can be wrong about them in some way
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
if i worked at RTÉ and there was a big soccer match on after a big rugby match as is the case this weekend i would break into the room where they make the pre-game packages and i would overdub it so starts with my voice saying 'and now for soccer, the sports that matters'
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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*Jeopardy Interview Segment*
Alex: Now it says here that you "can't do this anymore"
Me, beaming: that's right Alex
May 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
somewhere along in the last month I in an interview referred to fiction as “my first love” and I’ve wanted to burn my tongue out ever since how’s your Friday going
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM