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@carl.bsky.social
A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures!
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I was 7 points away from mahjong master and lost a bunch and now... DEPRESSION. I have played just shy of a thousand games :(
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I was 7 points away from mahjong master and lost a bunch and now... DEPRESSION. I have played just shy of a thousand games :(
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS JESUS FILLS ME or something
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS JESUS FILLS ME or something
Holy shit your guys I won over my nextdoor neighbour and now we are friends!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Holy shit your guys I won over my nextdoor neighbour and now we are friends!!!!
A little Christmas orange to go with my iron pill 🍊💊
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A little Christmas orange to go with my iron pill 🍊💊
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blood diamonds? lol you mean rubies
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
blood diamonds? lol you mean rubies
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The moon Callisto has a hollow interior inhabited by ape people, reptilians, grays, cromagnon transplants, ghost orbs, insectoids, lava monsters, automotons, elfs, wise energy clouds, mummies, and so on.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The moon Callisto has a hollow interior inhabited by ape people, reptilians, grays, cromagnon transplants, ghost orbs, insectoids, lava monsters, automotons, elfs, wise energy clouds, mummies, and so on.
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deep frying a frozen solid turkey in my basement
November 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
deep frying a frozen solid turkey in my basement
In terms of the secretive reptilians, Paul Rudd is the most handsome of his species.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In terms of the secretive reptilians, Paul Rudd is the most handsome of his species.
People always ask me what a grey alien tastes like. A little like lutefisk and pop rocks.
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
People always ask me what a grey alien tastes like. A little like lutefisk and pop rocks.
POPE POPE POPE... POPEY POPE POPE 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
POPE POPE POPE... POPEY POPE POPE 🎵
I told my bf that we should put up Christmas lights this year since we finally have a house and all so he went out and got electric blue bulbs and little rainbow disco lights. I mean... close enough I guess!
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I told my bf that we should put up Christmas lights this year since we finally have a house and all so he went out and got electric blue bulbs and little rainbow disco lights. I mean... close enough I guess!
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There really is a wiki how for everything
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
There really is a wiki how for everything
Show me the alien bodies you stupid bitches fuck the shadow government or whatever idgaf stop making excuses and do it I command thee look into your hearts and express yourselves
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Show me the alien bodies you stupid bitches fuck the shadow government or whatever idgaf stop making excuses and do it I command thee look into your hearts and express yourselves
The fingernail tapping ~influencers~ do in their dumb little product videos makes me GAG for some reason and it's funny but I also wonder why my body has this particular response stored in its vestigial memory banks.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The fingernail tapping ~influencers~ do in their dumb little product videos makes me GAG for some reason and it's funny but I also wonder why my body has this particular response stored in its vestigial memory banks.
I don't kill bugs or animals so I need to figure out a way to draft up a truce between the piss mice and I that doesn't involve letting Randall loose on their urine soaked asses.
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don't kill bugs or animals so I need to figure out a way to draft up a truce between the piss mice and I that doesn't involve letting Randall loose on their urine soaked asses.
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mice are like small portals to the piss dimension, same as turtles
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
mice are like small portals to the piss dimension, same as turtles
*lays on the ground covered in hanta virus and despair*
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
*lays on the ground covered in hanta virus and despair*
Went into the shop to get supplies for Christmas cards and it turns out that mice had many nights of debauchery on all of my fucking paper and sketchbooks. How can something so little PISS AND SHIT SO MUCH? In in a bad mood because I've put things off and Canada Post is still on strike and WAH!
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Went into the shop to get supplies for Christmas cards and it turns out that mice had many nights of debauchery on all of my fucking paper and sketchbooks. How can something so little PISS AND SHIT SO MUCH? In in a bad mood because I've put things off and Canada Post is still on strike and WAH!
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Narcissus’s sexy revelation (1673)
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Narcissus’s sexy revelation (1673)
UFOs? Yeah, I know 'em. You can too if you rent my new documentary on Amazon Prime for six hundred and fifty two Canadian dollars. Don't get the fear of FOMO out and DEFINITELY don't pirate it! I probably need that money for really niche hookers. Maybe.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
UFOs? Yeah, I know 'em. You can too if you rent my new documentary on Amazon Prime for six hundred and fifty two Canadian dollars. Don't get the fear of FOMO out and DEFINITELY don't pirate it! I probably need that money for really niche hookers. Maybe.
I still have to give him red eyes lol but here is my carved mothman guy. Made with a hunk of spruce shelving leftovers.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I still have to give him red eyes lol but here is my carved mothman guy. Made with a hunk of spruce shelving leftovers.
Sure Bluesky is full of obvious grifters with a posse of strangers who will accuse you of the weirdest shit when you point it out, but Threads is absolutely outrageous in comparison holy shit lmao.
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sure Bluesky is full of obvious grifters with a posse of strangers who will accuse you of the weirdest shit when you point it out, but Threads is absolutely outrageous in comparison holy shit lmao.
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My bf is excitedly telling me that the reason we can't find Bigfoot is because they "simply" explode when they die.
Every day we stray further from god lmfao
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Every day we stray further from god lmfao