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@carl.bsky.social
A stupid little idiot with a heart of g̶o̶l̶d̶ worms! Physical manifestation of swamp gas! Top UFO expert! Toxic positivity! Rancid vibes! Uncomfortably weird! Possibly Canadian? Drawing silly little pictures!
🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo
🛸 https://mastodon.social/@cvo
One again, I blame the fucken cat boys
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
One again, I blame the fucken cat boys
Holy shit looooooooooool
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Holy shit looooooooooool
I will ask her immediately upon our second meeting
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I will ask her immediately upon our second meeting
*explodes into candy canes and manger hay*
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
*explodes into candy canes and manger hay*
Hopefully no more bylaw calls now as a treat
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hopefully no more bylaw calls now as a treat
I was so scared to approach her but she was having a hell of a time and felt bad and was like, well, if she yells at me I will run away!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I was so scared to approach her but she was having a hell of a time and felt bad and was like, well, if she yells at me I will run away!!
FEELING POWERFUL! FEELING INVINCIBLE! 💪 YAY!
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
FEELING POWERFUL! FEELING INVINCIBLE! 💪 YAY!
She was out there shoveling snow for an hour and so I went out there with my shovel and asked if it would be ok to do her walkway when I'm out there since it's a small patch and I don't mind a few extra scoops of work and then we got talkin!!
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
She was out there shoveling snow for an hour and so I went out there with my shovel and asked if it would be ok to do her walkway when I'm out there since it's a small patch and I don't mind a few extra scoops of work and then we got talkin!!
I just got one of these bad bitches too! Love being soft and warm!
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I just got one of these bad bitches too! Love being soft and warm!
Challenge them all to a ribbon twirly thing contest!
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Challenge them all to a ribbon twirly thing contest!
It's gonna be a cold season and my baby squirrels gotta beat them first winter odds
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's gonna be a cold season and my baby squirrels gotta beat them first winter odds
It's 5am and I don't fully understand this new meme
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
It's 5am and I don't fully understand this new meme
I like their chicken and derby
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I like their chicken and derby