Sabrina’s Carpenter
@carl.basedcarl.com
jacked and kind (he/him)
trans rights are human rights
trans rights are human rights
happy thanksgiving guys
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
happy thanksgiving guys
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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dating apps are a scam, if there's someone for you they're gonna be a Poster too and you'll eventually cross paths
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
dating apps are a scam, if there's someone for you they're gonna be a Poster too and you'll eventually cross paths
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“J.J. Abrams is grossly overrated and ruined both Star Trek and Star Wars.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“J.J. Abrams is grossly overrated and ruined both Star Trek and Star Wars.”
nobody respects electricity like me
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
nobody respects electricity like me
I was raised on How Its Made
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I was raised on How Its Made
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you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked
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Don't believe the hallucination machine - you want that turkey to be frozen hard as a rock when it goes into that overflowing pot of oil, and you MUST be standing right next to it
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Don't believe the hallucination machine - you want that turkey to be frozen hard as a rock when it goes into that overflowing pot of oil, and you MUST be standing right next to it
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*nodding* a witcher
Companions of Christmas: MERCURIUS ABU-SIFIN
Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
*nodding* a witcher
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November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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has anyone ever eaten
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
has anyone ever eaten
“If you crash out then you better break the backboard.”
If MTG truly believes that she can run for president, she would do well to read the Epstein client list into the congressional record, then move to vacate the Speaker’s chair. Might as well go out with a bang.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“If you crash out then you better break the backboard.”
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Persona 5 Royal is a ✨masterpiece✨
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Persona 5 Royal is a ✨masterpiece✨
court marshaling a fucking astronaut are you F U C K I N G kidding me bro
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
court marshaling a fucking astronaut are you F U C K I N G kidding me bro
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If Osse takes Jefferies's seat, who becomes Speaker then? Ro Khanna?
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If Osse takes Jefferies's seat, who becomes Speaker then? Ro Khanna?
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
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This cover oozes with contempt for the magazine’s history and its readership
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This cover oozes with contempt for the magazine’s history and its readership
I don't really gaf about Comey but either way I'm very glad there are federal judges still willing to do the fucking job
A federal judge threw out the criminal cases against James Comey and Letitia James on Monday, concluding that the prosecutor handling the case was unlawfully appointed.
US judge throws out criminal cases against James Comey and Letitia James
Judge says interim US attorney for eastern district of Virginia had ‘no lawful authority’ to indict former FBI director and New York attorney general
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I don't really gaf about Comey but either way I'm very glad there are federal judges still willing to do the fucking job
Donnie King will not be seeing the Kingdom of Heaven
Tyson CEO Donnie King made $22.7 million last year.
The week before Thanksgiving, he told 3,200 workers in Lexington, Nebraska that they're losing their jobs.
The week before Thanksgiving, he told 3,200 workers in Lexington, Nebraska that they're losing their jobs.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Donnie King will not be seeing the Kingdom of Heaven
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Crashouts of Bluesky Calendar
Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Crashouts of Bluesky Calendar
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We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We got like five years until this is also a slot machine
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natural attraction and social skills generate me a wife
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
natural attraction and social skills generate me a wife
can Harry Enten please be the announcer for one baseball game on the radio or something he's got the voice for it he clearly wants it
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
can Harry Enten please be the announcer for one baseball game on the radio or something he's got the voice for it he clearly wants it