Carissa
@carissamcqueen.bsky.social
I thought I wanted to be President, but it turns out I just really like an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk. Script Sup (871), ADHD, Auntie, possibly three raccoons in a trench coat.
The pizza place closest to me changed the size of their gluten free pizza. Its the same price but now only a 10” pie, not a 12”. And that means it isnt enough for me to have for 2 meals.
This is probably the last time i order from them.
This is probably the last time i order from them.
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The pizza place closest to me changed the size of their gluten free pizza. Its the same price but now only a 10” pie, not a 12”. And that means it isnt enough for me to have for 2 meals.
This is probably the last time i order from them.
This is probably the last time i order from them.
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friend of mine can't dance so he pretended he's republican and stormed out of the room before bad bunny comes on
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
friend of mine can't dance so he pretended he's republican and stormed out of the room before bad bunny comes on
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The real success of the monoculture was the feedback loop. A massive success begat not just copycats but references in works that weren’t as popular but could still be quite successful. Now, the most successful monocultural objects (e.g. Taylor Swift) thrive in mostly closed fandom ecosystems.
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 AM
The real success of the monoculture was the feedback loop. A massive success begat not just copycats but references in works that weren’t as popular but could still be quite successful. Now, the most successful monocultural objects (e.g. Taylor Swift) thrive in mostly closed fandom ecosystems.
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not sure I’ll ever get used to having a president who actively hates the country that elected him. it’s just very disorienting.
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
not sure I’ll ever get used to having a president who actively hates the country that elected him. it’s just very disorienting.
American evangelicals are obsessed with power, and thus sexual abuse of children.
Look at the people who are letting their 15 year old carry on “romantic”’relationships with men in their 40s and 50s. They ALWAYS see it as “jesus brought you to us”.
Look at the people who are letting their 15 year old carry on “romantic”’relationships with men in their 40s and 50s. They ALWAYS see it as “jesus brought you to us”.
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
American evangelicals are obsessed with power, and thus sexual abuse of children.
Look at the people who are letting their 15 year old carry on “romantic”’relationships with men in their 40s and 50s. They ALWAYS see it as “jesus brought you to us”.
Look at the people who are letting their 15 year old carry on “romantic”’relationships with men in their 40s and 50s. They ALWAYS see it as “jesus brought you to us”.
So fun that my stock is down 26% year over last.
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So fun that my stock is down 26% year over last.
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After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
After latest release country should move on to Epstein trials.
I will never forgive him for what he did to the supreme court. He is a craven partisan pos.
Sen. Mitch McConnell is among the oldest serving senators.
Sen. Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms, Received ‘Positive’ Prognosis
Sen. Mitch McConnell is among the oldest serving senators.
www.forbes.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I will never forgive him for what he did to the supreme court. He is a craven partisan pos.
✨✨✨manifesting✨✨✨
🕯️ A feature. No violence against women. Filming this month. 🕯️
✨✨✨please✨✨✨
Bonus points if its Union or Flips. 🥰
🕯️ A feature. No violence against women. Filming this month. 🕯️
✨✨✨please✨✨✨
Bonus points if its Union or Flips. 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
✨✨✨manifesting✨✨✨
🕯️ A feature. No violence against women. Filming this month. 🕯️
✨✨✨please✨✨✨
Bonus points if its Union or Flips. 🥰
🕯️ A feature. No violence against women. Filming this month. 🕯️
✨✨✨please✨✨✨
Bonus points if its Union or Flips. 🥰
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This, this and this 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
This, this and this 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Everybody being like “Benedict is stupid, that woman with the mask looks just like the maid”.
I was friends with Rachel for 9 years, but had never seen her w/o dance hair & makeup. We did not recognize eachother out of that context when we went to the same college. It took weeks!
I was friends with Rachel for 9 years, but had never seen her w/o dance hair & makeup. We did not recognize eachother out of that context when we went to the same college. It took weeks!
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Everybody being like “Benedict is stupid, that woman with the mask looks just like the maid”.
I was friends with Rachel for 9 years, but had never seen her w/o dance hair & makeup. We did not recognize eachother out of that context when we went to the same college. It took weeks!
I was friends with Rachel for 9 years, but had never seen her w/o dance hair & makeup. We did not recognize eachother out of that context when we went to the same college. It took weeks!
I read judicial opinions more frequently than most, especially as somebody not in law or journalism.
This is an all-time banger. “Perfidious lust for power”. Please read it!
This is an all-time banger. “Perfidious lust for power”. Please read it!
I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home.
But did you look at the judge's order?
It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."
Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
But did you look at the judge's order?
It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept."
Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I read judicial opinions more frequently than most, especially as somebody not in law or journalism.
This is an all-time banger. “Perfidious lust for power”. Please read it!
This is an all-time banger. “Perfidious lust for power”. Please read it!
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This is the quote he's referring to and damned if every one of us who's worked in traditional tv prior to the streaming era isn't silently screaming in frustration right now. TV worked perfectly well before everyone tried to become GoT
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This is the quote he's referring to and damned if every one of us who's worked in traditional tv prior to the streaming era isn't silently screaming in frustration right now. TV worked perfectly well before everyone tried to become GoT
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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Billionaire fugitive Roger Ver was facing federal criminal charges until he sought the services of a select club of President Donald Trump’s former personal attorneys who have easy access to top Justice Department appointees.
By Avi Asher-Schapiro & @mtredden.bsky.social
By Avi Asher-Schapiro & @mtredden.bsky.social
How “Bitcoin Jesus” Avoided Prison, Thanks to One of the “Friends of Trump”
Billionaire fugitive Roger Ver was facing federal criminal charges until he sought the services of a select club of President Donald Trump’s former personal attorneys who have easy access to top Justi...
www.propublica.org
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Billionaire fugitive Roger Ver was facing federal criminal charges until he sought the services of a select club of President Donald Trump’s former personal attorneys who have easy access to top Justice Department appointees.
By Avi Asher-Schapiro & @mtredden.bsky.social
By Avi Asher-Schapiro & @mtredden.bsky.social
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
Anybody have any really good protest playlists on apple music?
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Anybody have any really good protest playlists on apple music?
I hate that the way I know something is AI is “because of the way it is” but its also how I know if “black henna” is jagua or natural henna or PPD. It looks wrong.
Anyway, be aware that there is an AI adulterated video going around using the video from the lady in Pink, but changes the angle.
Anyway, be aware that there is an AI adulterated video going around using the video from the lady in Pink, but changes the angle.
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I hate that the way I know something is AI is “because of the way it is” but its also how I know if “black henna” is jagua or natural henna or PPD. It looks wrong.
Anyway, be aware that there is an AI adulterated video going around using the video from the lady in Pink, but changes the angle.
Anyway, be aware that there is an AI adulterated video going around using the video from the lady in Pink, but changes the angle.
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It’s painfully & infuriatingly ironic that the two Minneapolis shooting victims’ names are Pretti & Good when everything about Trump & ICE is ugly & terrible 🤬
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
It’s painfully & infuriatingly ironic that the two Minneapolis shooting victims’ names are Pretti & Good when everything about Trump & ICE is ugly & terrible 🤬
My least favorite thing is watching videos of people dying.
I have to do more to stop my government from killing people.
I have to do more to stop my government from killing people.
January 24, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My least favorite thing is watching videos of people dying.
I have to do more to stop my government from killing people.
I have to do more to stop my government from killing people.
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In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization
It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.
www.wfaa.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 AM
In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.
At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.
Wael died on Friday at age 30.
ICE caused his death.
They didn’t get to say goodbye.
I loved Sinners. I do not think that it is deserving of the most oscar nominations ever. And I dont think it’ll sweep.
Its a great fucking movie though.
Its a great fucking movie though.
Sinners, Ryan Coogler’s critically and commercially acclaimed supernatural thriller, has become the first film to be nominated for 16 Academy Awards.
Sinners becomes first film in history to earn 16 Oscar nominations
Ryan Coogler’s ghost story breaks records as One Battle After Another trails in second with 13 nods and Marty Supreme, Sentimental Value and Frankenstein trail with nine apiece
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I loved Sinners. I do not think that it is deserving of the most oscar nominations ever. And I dont think it’ll sweep.
Its a great fucking movie though.
Its a great fucking movie though.