I’m a hex girl and I’m gonna put a spell on you
captscorandum.bsky.social
I’m a hex girl and I’m gonna put a spell on you
@captscorandum.bsky.social
He/him
Pinned
*reads seemingly incoherent skeet*
Me: I hate that I understood that
I’ve got two audible credits and no clue what to listen to. Can I get some suggestions?
August 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ngl, a slice of life anime based on Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi would go so hard
August 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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You can safely ignore people who criticize every action for not being revolutionary enough. What, are they going to do even more nothing than they're already doing? Read theory even harder? Devote more time to posting? Oh no. Whatever shall we do
June 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Damn Atlanta, you got concourse D looking jankier than a Boeing
May 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Need someone to cajole me into buying a 30L ultrasonic cleaner against my better judgment
May 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Is there a word for something that straight up sounds like a conspiracy theory, but when you apply Occam’s razor, it’s the most likely explanation?
May 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Love these marketing emails for different supplements that can basically be summed up as “Come ruin your health in a slightly different way than usual!”
April 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Had to perform some Appalachian engineering to get my car to start today because my battery gave up the ghost. Now I have to ask the question “when tf did car batteries get so damn expensive?!?!”
April 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Brought the kiddos bricked pc back to life and am now enjoying hero dad status for a bit. Life is good.
April 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ever have those people in your life where you aren’t sure if they are really that incompetent or if they’re just fucking with you?
April 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Anyone remember DBD-Ram? It’d be so cool if they’d do that with blu-ray
March 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Some explain to me why when I’m trying to fix something, people feel the need to tell me a whole list of things to check. Yeah bro, I also have google and did all of those, I didn’t call the support desk, you just asked what I was up to.
March 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Random thought of the year: in DBZ, two things must be true. When you learn a new ki technique (kamehameha, final flash) that technique is written to your DNA, and Cells biology operates on quantum principles. Those two things being true are the only way Cell could have learned instant teleportation
March 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Management: Its employee appreciation day and to show our “immense appreciation” please choose between the following gifts. A ball point pen or a stress ball, both with the company logo!

This story based on true events
March 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My kids Xbox account got hijacked and stolen and I’m at a loss for how. It uses my email and I have 2fa on everything and revived no emails about anything involving updates to the account. The icing on top is that dealing @microsoft.com support is a fucking nightmare
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just won trivia night at a random bar in Wisconsin due to my mom’s obsession with The Monkeys when I was growing up.
February 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Been back on my sit still pills for two weeks and have mixed feelings about how productive I’ve been. I did this for my hobbies, not to improve shareholder value!
February 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Truly the height of civilization
February 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’m on a flight home. Service was cut off prematurely and there is a high pitched squeaking noise. Just wanna say, it’s been real and free Luigi
February 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Whether you voted for Harris or not, whether you voted or not, you made a choice. I respect your right to make that choice. I don’t need to understand your reasons in order to accept them. I

I will stand shoulder-to-shoulder with you while we BURN THIS SHIT DOWN.
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The president of the NCAA is man named Charlie Baker. He is a member of the Republican party and the former governor of Massachusetts

His address is 49 Monument Avenue, Swampscott, Massachusetts
In the entire *country* there are fewer than ten trans athletes enrolled and competing in NCAA sports. This isn’t About safety, it’s about cruelty
February 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Hear me out —

If parents call colleges freaked about their FAFSA data being leaked, schools may have to issue statements — which would reach a whole lot more families about how warped this is.

Organizing isn’t always calling electeds. Sometimes it’s just calling people with a bigger megaphone.
Musk staff have access to student aid data now.
February 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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January 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM