Truly the height of civilization

Ok, here the most conspiracy theory I go. If the Islamic state is mentioned, you have to convince me that it’s not the CIA trying to give justification for war with Iran

I’m fucked

Women are jealous of me, men want to be me

Y’all wanna see pictures of penguins from the St. Louis zoo?

A special message to all project managers who think you can schedule a meeting with 1 hour of notice and expect people to show up