Captain N
captainngm.bsky.social
Captain N
@captainngm.bsky.social
Father, Nerd, Gamer.
West Wing is perfect television.
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But Dog Likes Fighting For Money
theonion.com/but-dog-like...
December 14, 2024 at 6:23 PM
December 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
One thing I guarantee will never be normal to me is just how big wolves actually are. You see a husky and you're like, aw dude- you're a domesticated wolf! Then you see a proper wolf and it's like 4x the size. White Fang was a film of lies.
December 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I miss baseball.
December 12, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Sent in an audition tape today for a gig in spring/summer that I would LOVE to get. Please send all vibes.
December 3, 2024 at 2:06 AM
20 seconds in, the #MNFrost put up the first goal. Final score, by my math, is 180-0.
December 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
If this isn't mandatory viewing in your home this week then God, Jed, I don't even want to know you. The punchline-per-minute ratio is off. the. charts.
youtu.be/zQsvcs9IB8A?...
President Bartlet and the Butterball Hotline
YouTube video by Felix Jung
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November 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
My most recent cheddar loaf. Needs to cool, and then it will be served with my Instant Pot Roast.
November 23, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Hey @ticketmasterus.bsky.social - I get that you have a near monopoly on sports events, but your customer facing policies are such trash. $10 PER TICKET to exchange into different seats for tickets I JUST BOUGHT? Because of information that wasn't disclosed until AFTER the purchase was complete?
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
It's #GameNight, and four of your friends are coming over. Which of these hits the table, and which (if any) are vetoed?
November 15, 2024 at 11:36 PM
The issue with being new here is that I watch ONE cool football highlight video and now it's just all NFL nonsense up and down my TL.
November 14, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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This sums it up perfectly.
November 10, 2024 at 4:29 PM
You're AcidBurn? You booted me out of OTV?
November 9, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I met a woman at a party last night, and I think we vibed. She left before I could ask for her number, and now I feel like every 90s teen movie lives inside me.
November 4, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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They should change the football shape on a weekly basis and reveal it like iron chef before the 10 am kickoffs
November 3, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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YEAH
October 31, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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October 30, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Really enjoying that EVERYONE hates that Yankees fan. Finally, we can unify around someone.
October 30, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I won't redownload Tinder. I won't do it. Bumble is where I draw the line.
October 28, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race
October 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
The United States has 345 MILLION people in it. Million.
Good to know 47% of this country is ok with opening up concentration camps. If you ever wondered how genocides happen, this is it right here.
October 23, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I've started running a TTRPG for my kid and their friends, and I'm here to tell you that you can ignore whatever rules you like in your game. Give them magical teleporters. Forget spell slots. Go nuts. Let em have fun.
October 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM
My first post. Does anyone still remember who this guy is?
October 19, 2024 at 2:39 PM