The Captain
@captainmorton.bsky.social
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sorry for ffxiii-2 posting but i thought about this video and it's still a top-ten funniest game cutscene for me. i need to start writing like this
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
sorry for ffxiii-2 posting but i thought about this video and it's still a top-ten funniest game cutscene for me. i need to start writing like this
Cool accessibility feature: my gym has a suspended bridge so morph ball users can access hidden areas
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Cool accessibility feature: my gym has a suspended bridge so morph ball users can access hidden areas
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Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Better batten down the hatches. Ted Cruz is getting on a plane to Laguna Beach in winter.
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me: I can open bluesky for a second. It's not like there will be a penis or a whole ass on my timeline
The person behind me in line at Chipotle:
The person behind me in line at Chipotle:
September 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
me: I can open bluesky for a second. It's not like there will be a penis or a whole ass on my timeline
The person behind me in line at Chipotle:
The person behind me in line at Chipotle:
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
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the thing is, a planet's rotation IS how long its day be
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 AM
the thing is, a planet's rotation IS how long its day be
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Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
Mother of murdered Brianna Ghey urges Starmer to ban social media for under-16s
Mother of murdered Brianna Ghey urges Starmer to ban social media for under-16s
Esther Ghey says daughter’s eating disorder and self-harm had been exacerbated by harmful online content
The mother of the murdered teenager Brianna Ghey has urged Keir Starmer to ban social media for under-16s, adding to growing pressure on the prime minister before a crunch vote on the issue on Wednesday.
Esther Ghey wrote to Starmer on Monday explaining in detail how she felt her daughter’s eating disorder and self-harm had been exacerbated by TikTok influencers with whom she had become obsessed. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Brianna Ghey was targeted by classmates who knew her offline. Online, she made friends and a community, and was making content to help other trans kids like her.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
This is a grieving mother pushing for legislation that would have further isolated her trans child, that is supported by transphobes.
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In the auroral splendor of the Traveler's Light, all things are possible, such as getting all the Brays together long enough to take a family photo.
A commission for @vallaragna.bsky.social from 2024 (that she’s currently making into an incredible embroidery piece!) #Destiny2Art
A commission for @vallaragna.bsky.social from 2024 (that she’s currently making into an incredible embroidery piece!) #Destiny2Art
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
In the auroral splendor of the Traveler's Light, all things are possible, such as getting all the Brays together long enough to take a family photo.
A commission for @vallaragna.bsky.social from 2024 (that she’s currently making into an incredible embroidery piece!) #Destiny2Art
A commission for @vallaragna.bsky.social from 2024 (that she’s currently making into an incredible embroidery piece!) #Destiny2Art
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Damn, this about to become irrelevant soon, huh 👀
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Damn, this about to become irrelevant soon, huh 👀
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Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
January 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
October 18, 2023 at 11:04 AM
Don't know who needs to hear this, but
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
Unclench your jaw
Let your shoulders drop
Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients
Slither bonelessly off your chair
Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action
Envelop the room
Become a new god
Become a new god
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
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it's funny to me that Full Metal Schoolgirl, a silly D3 Publisher budget action game, is one of the only media in recent years that I've seen use zombies as an allegory for being enslaved even after death as it was in Haitian folklore rather than the directionless killers of most modern zombie media
January 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
it's funny to me that Full Metal Schoolgirl, a silly D3 Publisher budget action game, is one of the only media in recent years that I've seen use zombies as an allegory for being enslaved even after death as it was in Haitian folklore rather than the directionless killers of most modern zombie media
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opinions are like assholes i want to see as many of my friends as i possibly can, like it might actually be a problematic thing
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
opinions are like assholes i want to see as many of my friends as i possibly can, like it might actually be a problematic thing
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This is gimmick infringement.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This is gimmick infringement.
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I could end my relationship with just a click of a button.
January 15, 2026 at 8:58 AM
I could end my relationship with just a click of a button.
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Today I learned that doggy-style used to be called horsefuckin' and frankly I think we should bring that back
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Today I learned that doggy-style used to be called horsefuckin' and frankly I think we should bring that back
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Hey there #portfolioday, I'm Cole Harrington, a Director and Storyboard Artist in Animation (Feature, TV) and Games.
I've worked on Destiny 2, Sonic 3, My Dad the Bounty Hunter, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man & more.
Currently looking for work!
coleharrington.net
I've worked on Destiny 2, Sonic 3, My Dad the Bounty Hunter, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man & more.
Currently looking for work!
coleharrington.net
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Hey there #portfolioday, I'm Cole Harrington, a Director and Storyboard Artist in Animation (Feature, TV) and Games.
I've worked on Destiny 2, Sonic 3, My Dad the Bounty Hunter, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man & more.
Currently looking for work!
coleharrington.net
I've worked on Destiny 2, Sonic 3, My Dad the Bounty Hunter, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man & more.
Currently looking for work!
coleharrington.net