Canis Ridens
@canisridens.bsky.social
Persistence hunter. Coastal wolf. She/her. 40s; San Diego area.
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
(I'm at Chula Vista Brewery, where some of the offerings improved massively, and am hoping that the DJ's pseudo-3D art displays on the TV aren't AI. They look too good for that, but AI has been getting better.)
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 AM
(I'm at Chula Vista Brewery, where some of the offerings improved massively, and am hoping that the DJ's pseudo-3D art displays on the TV aren't AI. They look too good for that, but AI has been getting better.)
While I'm not ready to replace it yet, as my DD enters its 18th year, it seems Toyota is releasing a hybrid AWD Sienna *for which an off-road lift kit actually exists*, and Kia is releasing a hybrid Telluride.
(Most of my trips are long trips; the electrics unfortunately just aren't there yet.)
(Most of my trips are long trips; the electrics unfortunately just aren't there yet.)
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 AM
While I'm not ready to replace it yet, as my DD enters its 18th year, it seems Toyota is releasing a hybrid AWD Sienna *for which an off-road lift kit actually exists*, and Kia is releasing a hybrid Telluride.
(Most of my trips are long trips; the electrics unfortunately just aren't there yet.)
(Most of my trips are long trips; the electrics unfortunately just aren't there yet.)
Way back when I worked for a manufacturing start-up, we used to joke that, if they at least printed the Letters of Intent, we'd have something to use in the bathrooms when the owners started getting Weird about toilet paper consumption.
Oh is that right? Is that right????
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...
January 31, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Way back when I worked for a manufacturing start-up, we used to joke that, if they at least printed the Letters of Intent, we'd have something to use in the bathrooms when the owners started getting Weird about toilet paper consumption.
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
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SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
The full user guide here:
The full user guide here:
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
The full user guide here:
The full user guide here:
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MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
January 30, 2026 at 2:43 AM
MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!”
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it
(H/T longtimehistory)
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Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
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People just going out here saying the literal opposite of what happened. Thune caved! Thune did! This is a cave by Thune and Senate Republicans, any possible way you cut it.
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 PM
People just going out here saying the literal opposite of what happened. Thune caved! Thune did! This is a cave by Thune and Senate Republicans, any possible way you cut it.
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One of the hardest things to explain to people who aren’t here is the very real feeling that we are in a war against the federal government. Not only are we occupied by unaccountable armed, masked paramilitaries, but we are constantly aware our neighbors might be abducted in the blink of an eye.
Was he actually approaching Minnesota as a regime change
January 29, 2026 at 11:04 PM
One of the hardest things to explain to people who aren’t here is the very real feeling that we are in a war against the federal government. Not only are we occupied by unaccountable armed, masked paramilitaries, but we are constantly aware our neighbors might be abducted in the blink of an eye.
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my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
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On the off-chance any attorneys in Ohio follow me: DM me and we’ll figure out how to get you trained ahead of this, but I gotta emphasize the mere fact of filing a 2241 petition (you’ll learn what this is!) makes a huge difference in what happens here, you can make difference
I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
On the off-chance any attorneys in Ohio follow me: DM me and we’ll figure out how to get you trained ahead of this, but I gotta emphasize the mere fact of filing a 2241 petition (you’ll learn what this is!) makes a huge difference in what happens here, you can make difference
Hey all, in addition to demanding ICE be dismantled, please call your reps and demand that they take Congress's war powers back. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Threat of US-Iran war escalates as Trump warns time running out for deal
US president says armada heading towards Iran is ‘prepared to fulfil its missions with violence if necessary’
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Hey all, in addition to demanding ICE be dismantled, please call your reps and demand that they take Congress's war powers back. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
I am trying to figure out which dog is whining that the other won't play. Both are lying down, exhausted from all the morning wrestling matches, and they both sound the same.
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I am trying to figure out which dog is whining that the other won't play. Both are lying down, exhausted from all the morning wrestling matches, and they both sound the same.
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we've got Schumer calling for Miller's head, folks
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
Schumer calls for Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to be removed from their jobs.
January 28, 2026 at 7:26 PM
we've got Schumer calling for Miller's head, folks
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
we're dragging them kicking and screaming in the right direction, keep it up
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ICE has been authorizing officers to forcibly enter homes without judicial warrants—a reversal of longstanding guidance to protect people's constitutional rights.
Senior reporter @samanthamichaels.bsky.social spoke with a family in Memphis that experienced this.
Senior reporter @samanthamichaels.bsky.social spoke with a family in Memphis that experienced this.
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
ICE has been authorizing officers to forcibly enter homes without judicial warrants—a reversal of longstanding guidance to protect people's constitutional rights.
Senior reporter @samanthamichaels.bsky.social spoke with a family in Memphis that experienced this.
Senior reporter @samanthamichaels.bsky.social spoke with a family in Memphis that experienced this.
"Well how would *you* fix immigration?!"
I would:
- Beef up enforcement of wage and hour laws.
- Strictly enforce workplace safety laws, including child labor laws.
- Presume innocence/good faith on the part of immigrants, and, save for a quick background check, issue TINs and not worry about it.
I would:
- Beef up enforcement of wage and hour laws.
- Strictly enforce workplace safety laws, including child labor laws.
- Presume innocence/good faith on the part of immigrants, and, save for a quick background check, issue TINs and not worry about it.
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 AM
"Well how would *you* fix immigration?!"
I would:
- Beef up enforcement of wage and hour laws.
- Strictly enforce workplace safety laws, including child labor laws.
- Presume innocence/good faith on the part of immigrants, and, save for a quick background check, issue TINs and not worry about it.
I would:
- Beef up enforcement of wage and hour laws.
- Strictly enforce workplace safety laws, including child labor laws.
- Presume innocence/good faith on the part of immigrants, and, save for a quick background check, issue TINs and not worry about it.
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Hearing folks are bummed they missed the Eyes on ICE training - but good news, it's all recorded and public! We'll be holding more live trainings soon, but if you aren't one of 200,000 who already watched it, find it here: www.youtube.com/live/zqka9fU...
Eyes on ICE: Document and Record
YouTube video by No Kings
www.youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Hearing folks are bummed they missed the Eyes on ICE training - but good news, it's all recorded and public! We'll be holding more live trainings soon, but if you aren't one of 200,000 who already watched it, find it here: www.youtube.com/live/zqka9fU...
Either the Teflon filament guide tube for my printer "wore out" (which is apparently a thing that can happen?), or Himbo Cat chewed it such that the filament sticks. Anyway, I finally figured out why it would stop extruding partway through prints.
January 27, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Either the Teflon filament guide tube for my printer "wore out" (which is apparently a thing that can happen?), or Himbo Cat chewed it such that the filament sticks. Anyway, I finally figured out why it would stop extruding partway through prints.
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The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
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We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.
Last couple reskeets: this is what it looks like when thousands of fascists backed by the full force of the executive branch try to subdue a single mid-sized city. Does it look like it's going well?
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Last couple reskeets: this is what it looks like when thousands of fascists backed by the full force of the executive branch try to subdue a single mid-sized city. Does it look like it's going well?
This guy is either concussed or drunk.
Minneapolis, MN -
After FPS agents went into the hotel, shot teargas and kinetic munitions into the crowd assembled outside he wanted to know where the PD is to the press. I asked if he has a message for the community members that wanted out. No response. None to the mayor either.
After FPS agents went into the hotel, shot teargas and kinetic munitions into the crowd assembled outside he wanted to know where the PD is to the press. I asked if he has a message for the community members that wanted out. No response. None to the mayor either.
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 AM
This guy is either concussed or drunk.
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Federal officers just came in and cleared the protest with tear gas. One officer asked press why we didn’t call 911 when the protesters were destroying the hotel and told us that we are bad Americans. Full video to come on @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Federal officers just came in and cleared the protest with tear gas. One officer asked press why we didn’t call 911 when the protesters were destroying the hotel and told us that we are bad Americans. Full video to come on @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
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there’s this contingent of leftists on here who continue to argue that I’m not trustworthy because I’m not willing to burn my own city in a campaign of expressive violence against fascism, but I can’t notice that you’re not lighting your own house on fire
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 AM
there’s this contingent of leftists on here who continue to argue that I’m not trustworthy because I’m not willing to burn my own city in a campaign of expressive violence against fascism, but I can’t notice that you’re not lighting your own house on fire