David Dilbert
@candyman718.bsky.social
Vending Machine Repairman who’s been down this road more than twice
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David Dilbert
@candyman718.bsky.social
· Aug 27
If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain’t gonna make it with anyone any how.
When Rasmussen has you 16 points under water … Oof
February 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
When Rasmussen has you 16 points under water … Oof
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Y’all didn’t realize they were using “Democracy dies in darkness” as a mission statement, not a salutary motto
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Y’all didn’t realize they were using “Democracy dies in darkness” as a mission statement, not a salutary motto
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The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The GOP doesn't want a rule that ICE can't wear masks for fear of doxxing. If the agents weren't acting like absolute Gestapo thugs, it wouldn't be a problem.
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
I know we are supposed to welcome new converts into the fold without being self righteous, but I’m getting a little tired of the routine. He does multiple impeachable acts a day and JUST NOW YOUVE SEEN THE LIGHT?
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I know we are supposed to welcome new converts into the fold without being self righteous, but I’m getting a little tired of the routine. He does multiple impeachable acts a day and JUST NOW YOUVE SEEN THE LIGHT?
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From "Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong" by Adam Serwer.
Recommended. [gift link]
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Recommended. [gift link]
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
From "Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong" by Adam Serwer.
Recommended. [gift link]
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Recommended. [gift link]
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process.
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Since July, I've tracked at least 2,300 cases in which federal judges have ruled ICE has illegally detained people without bond or due process.
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
This is one that stands out:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
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abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
abolish ice is the moderate position to be honest. whichever candidate promises to nuremberg the ice agents has my vote at this point
Thinking of using the video of the Minneapolis shooting as a hiring tool. If you think the driver was trying to run over the ICE agent, I’m not hiring you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Thinking of using the video of the Minneapolis shooting as a hiring tool. If you think the driver was trying to run over the ICE agent, I’m not hiring you.
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Rob Reiner made some great movies but he was also unafraid to speak the truth, and was one of the public voices who knew you don’t squander your platform, and only got louder about opposing evil fucks as he got older. Legend.
I guess now that Trump got the FIFA peace prize and strapped the medal around his neck he can expand his murder operation in the Caribbean with more gusto.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trump’s white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why America’s identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trump’s white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why America’s identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
I’m undecided whether I want the next President to tear the ballroom down or use it as a homeless shelter
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m undecided whether I want the next President to tear the ballroom down or use it as a homeless shelter
The files have either been scrubbed of Trump’s name or the DOJ is preparing to not release on grounds of an “ongoing investigation”
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The files have either been scrubbed of Trump’s name or the DOJ is preparing to not release on grounds of an “ongoing investigation”
Anyone who believes that there are Republican votes in the Senate to pass a health care bill or that the House will even have a vote on the issue is too stupid to be a ditch digger, much less a Senator
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Anyone who believes that there are Republican votes in the Senate to pass a health care bill or that the House will even have a vote on the issue is too stupid to be a ditch digger, much less a Senator
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I had a run in with ICE snatching a man out of his car while walking my children to school this morning in NW DC
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I had a run in with ICE snatching a man out of his car while walking my children to school this morning in NW DC
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents.
I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.
Remember this next year. The Republican gerrymandering is going to backfire spectacularly. Let’s take an area with 3 districts that are currently R+20, R+20, D+10. It gets gerrymandered into 3 R+10 districts. If things continue on their current trajectory, the Republicans could lose all 3 districts
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Remember this next year. The Republican gerrymandering is going to backfire spectacularly. Let’s take an area with 3 districts that are currently R+20, R+20, D+10. It gets gerrymandered into 3 R+10 districts. If things continue on their current trajectory, the Republicans could lose all 3 districts
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
