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#NCFC still posting exclusively on X days after the owner of the site threw a series of Nazi salutes at a bunch of far right nuts.
Is there no one at the club with any kind of moral twinge about this?
Fan power got them to drop a dodgy Asian sponsor pretty fast.
Where's the fan outrage on Musk?
Is there no one at the club with any kind of moral twinge about this?
Fan power got them to drop a dodgy Asian sponsor pretty fast.
Where's the fan outrage on Musk?
Don't forget that Trump had an ex-wife (and mother of 3 of his kids) buried in an unmarked plot on the grounds of one of his own golf courses in order to avoid paying any tax for a certified place of burial.
Always be shocked but never surprised by what he says/does.
Always be shocked but never surprised by what he says/does.
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Don't forget that Trump had an ex-wife (and mother of 3 of his kids) buried in an unmarked plot on the grounds of one of his own golf courses in order to avoid paying any tax for a certified place of burial.
Always be shocked but never surprised by what he says/does.
Always be shocked but never surprised by what he says/does.
Scenes..
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Scenes..
BBC needs to go on the front foot. Demand his medical & financial records if it goes to court.
This is about him trying to silence criticism from news organisations.
The news side of the BBC has problems but has to come out on top of this one.
This is about him trying to silence criticism from news organisations.
The news side of the BBC has problems but has to come out on top of this one.
This is a litmus test of British people's patriotism. Do you back your national broadcaster? Or do you back this guy?
President Trump has filed a $10 billion lawsuit against the BBC after he accused the corporation of putting “terrible words in my mouth having to do with January 6”
December 16, 2025 at 7:35 AM
BBC needs to go on the front foot. Demand his medical & financial records if it goes to court.
This is about him trying to silence criticism from news organisations.
The news side of the BBC has problems but has to come out on top of this one.
This is about him trying to silence criticism from news organisations.
The news side of the BBC has problems but has to come out on top of this one.
For the attention of the BBC's lawyers..
TOTAL BACKFIRE: Pulitzer Prize Board just turned the tables on Trump. In his defamation lawsuit, they’re demanding his tax returns, financial records, and even medical & prescription history if he’s claiming damages. (Law&Crime)
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
For the attention of the BBC's lawyers..
Grant Hanley (Hibs) up against Max Aarons (Rangers) in Scotland tonight.
Who could have predicted it?
Who could have predicted it?
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Grant Hanley (Hibs) up against Max Aarons (Rangers) in Scotland tonight.
Who could have predicted it?
Who could have predicted it?
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We could have had a sane president.
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We could have had a sane president.
Wow - did not know that.
The NFL actively bans their teams from being on Bluesky!
Outrageous.
Whatever happened to giving people choice?
The NFL actively bans their teams from being on Bluesky!
Outrageous.
Whatever happened to giving people choice?
Ask yourself, why does the NFL ban teams from having Bluesky accounts, but invest significant resources into far-right controlled X and TikTok?
It's money, duh, but where can there be fault lines to exploit and weaken the hegemony of media oligarchs and algorithms?
It's money, duh, but where can there be fault lines to exploit and weaken the hegemony of media oligarchs and algorithms?
The NFL’s ban on Bluesky proves money means more than morals to the shield
The NFL is blocking teams from having Bluesky accounts while backing X and TikTok.
www.sbnation.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Wow - did not know that.
The NFL actively bans their teams from being on Bluesky!
Outrageous.
Whatever happened to giving people choice?
The NFL actively bans their teams from being on Bluesky!
Outrageous.
Whatever happened to giving people choice?
THIS!
Man, have I (and other #NCFC fans on here) been demanding the club give the @canaries.co.uk account at least a trail period on this platform.
More English footy clubs on here would make such a difference. There's only 2-3 Champ clubs officially represented right now.
Man, have I (and other #NCFC fans on here) been demanding the club give the @canaries.co.uk account at least a trail period on this platform.
More English footy clubs on here would make such a difference. There's only 2-3 Champ clubs officially represented right now.
The best way to start making Bluesky more culturally polycentric is through sport.
Only six out of 30 NBA franchises have a Bluesky account. The World Cup is coming to North America in 7 months but it's crickets here.
Fans should demand change from their respective teams, leagues, and federations
Only six out of 30 NBA franchises have a Bluesky account. The World Cup is coming to North America in 7 months but it's crickets here.
Fans should demand change from their respective teams, leagues, and federations
It is true that Bluesky will never be Twitter, it’s too American and too culturally homogenous, but even if you dumped every current BlueSky user back onto X The Everything App™️ today, you still wouldn’t get Twitter back, because the tools & principles that made it work were broken by a rich toddler
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
THIS!
Man, have I (and other #NCFC fans on here) been demanding the club give the @canaries.co.uk account at least a trail period on this platform.
More English footy clubs on here would make such a difference. There's only 2-3 Champ clubs officially represented right now.
Man, have I (and other #NCFC fans on here) been demanding the club give the @canaries.co.uk account at least a trail period on this platform.
More English footy clubs on here would make such a difference. There's only 2-3 Champ clubs officially represented right now.
you couldn't have written this as a film script. Just too unbelievable to entertain.
Nick Reiner, the son of Rob and Michele Reiner, has been booked on suspicion of murder in connection with his parents' deaths. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/48PC5M5
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
you couldn't have written this as a film script. Just too unbelievable to entertain.
Not surprising though.
Manning had a full pre season to work with the players & impose his style & approach (didn't work obviously).
Clement's first 3-4 weeks with a season in progress were critical and he had no time to waste with #NCFC 2nd from bottom. I would expect days off at some point in '26.
Manning had a full pre season to work with the players & impose his style & approach (didn't work obviously).
Clement's first 3-4 weeks with a season in progress were critical and he had no time to waste with #NCFC 2nd from bottom. I would expect days off at some point in '26.
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not surprising though.
Manning had a full pre season to work with the players & impose his style & approach (didn't work obviously).
Clement's first 3-4 weeks with a season in progress were critical and he had no time to waste with #NCFC 2nd from bottom. I would expect days off at some point in '26.
Manning had a full pre season to work with the players & impose his style & approach (didn't work obviously).
Clement's first 3-4 weeks with a season in progress were critical and he had no time to waste with #NCFC 2nd from bottom. I would expect days off at some point in '26.
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Bad enough had Reiner died of natural causes.
The fact he was murdered makes this screed 100x sicker.
The fact he was murdered makes this screed 100x sicker.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bad enough had Reiner died of natural causes.
The fact he was murdered makes this screed 100x sicker.
The fact he was murdered makes this screed 100x sicker.
Not ISIS then. That's awkward.
The attacker who killed three Americans in an ambush on U.S. forces in Syria on Saturday was a member of the Syrian security forces, Syrian and U.S. officials say.
Syrian Who Killed U.S. Soldiers Was Security Force Member, Officials Say
The shooting shows risks for White House of embracing Damascus government, which includes former rebel groups with extremist ties.
on.wsj.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Not ISIS then. That's awkward.
I'm sure he was focused on the game today at Brentford, but I wonder if Farke had a moment to reflect on it being the first time back at the ground he was sacked by #NCFC at? 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm sure he was focused on the game today at Brentford, but I wonder if Farke had a moment to reflect on it being the first time back at the ground he was sacked by #NCFC at? 🤔
Other than the 'Balkan Boys', most of #NCFC 's recent signings are beginning to look very promising under Big Phil.
Some credit to Ben Knapper for that transfer market action? 😅
(no sporting director gets it right 100% of the time).
Some credit to Ben Knapper for that transfer market action? 😅
(no sporting director gets it right 100% of the time).
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Other than the 'Balkan Boys', most of #NCFC 's recent signings are beginning to look very promising under Big Phil.
Some credit to Ben Knapper for that transfer market action? 😅
(no sporting director gets it right 100% of the time).
Some credit to Ben Knapper for that transfer market action? 😅
(no sporting director gets it right 100% of the time).
Yesterday was game #135 between #NCFC and Southampton (informally known as the Mick Channon derby).
That is the joint most for the Canaries against any other club.
The other club is QPR.
Yep - last two wins have come against the two most played clubs.
That is the joint most for the Canaries against any other club.
The other club is QPR.
Yep - last two wins have come against the two most played clubs.
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Yesterday was game #135 between #NCFC and Southampton (informally known as the Mick Channon derby).
That is the joint most for the Canaries against any other club.
The other club is QPR.
Yep - last two wins have come against the two most played clubs.
That is the joint most for the Canaries against any other club.
The other club is QPR.
Yep - last two wins have come against the two most played clubs.
What could be more Christmassy than crosses and flags.
Tommy Robinson's Christmas Carol service featured two arrests - one for assault and another of a man suspected of homophobic abuse.
And loads of union flags and massive crosses... because that's traditional at the events where we celebrate Christ's BIRTH, isn't it. Crosses and flags.
And loads of union flags and massive crosses... because that's traditional at the events where we celebrate Christ's BIRTH, isn't it. Crosses and flags.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
What could be more Christmassy than crosses and flags.
6 games and 1 goal for #NCFC in 84/85.
December 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
6 games and 1 goal for #NCFC in 84/85.
Wolves had 3 minutes of joy. Robert Plant remains dazed and confused by it all.
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wolves had 3 minutes of joy. Robert Plant remains dazed and confused by it all.
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WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN