Caliginouscalico
@caliginouscalico.bsky.social
I like to see the pretty pictures and the bad posts
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do you think i could get a catholic priest to turn heavy water into heavy holy water
February 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
do you think i could get a catholic priest to turn heavy water into heavy holy water
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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why you looking at me like that
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
why you looking at me like that
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
February 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
there should be a high fantasy author who hates writing about food. "and then king aelfrid joined the dwarven feast and quickly wolfed down some ham and a corn or whatever. back to magic"
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other cities have terrible drivers but the key to Boston driving is that you have no choice because it’s all one way streets built on goat paths so if you miss your turn you are capital-f Fucked and good luck ever get back where you were going
you must cut people off to survive
you must cut people off to survive
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
other cities have terrible drivers but the key to Boston driving is that you have no choice because it’s all one way streets built on goat paths so if you miss your turn you are capital-f Fucked and good luck ever get back where you were going
you must cut people off to survive
you must cut people off to survive
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I heard a loud thump and found this:
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I heard a loud thump and found this:
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
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BETHESDA HQ, 2002:
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
BETHESDA HQ, 2002:
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
Todd Howard: You can play as one of the four human races: Swedish, French, Italian, or Black. You can also play as one of the four elven races: Nazi, cannibal, Jewish, or poop. Or a cat or a lizard.
Investor: What about a dwarf?
Todd Howard: Mike said they all died of autism.
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child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
child: i HATE cleaning
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
animal mascot: cleaning's easy - just make it fun!
child: how do we do that?
animal mascot: playing the streets of rage 2 soundtrack
child: what if i don't think that's fun
animal mascot: that's rough
child:
animal mascot: [go straight extended.mp3]
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restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If anybody thinks this is a joke
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from u/this_wastoid
February 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
from u/this_wastoid
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i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes
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Turns you into a book, does a copyediting pass for typos, wording and grammar, then turns you back
February 2, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Turns you into a book, does a copyediting pass for typos, wording and grammar, then turns you back
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Amazing coda here.
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Man you ever think about how the creators of the Expanse flipped through a name book and went, "Uh...Epstein that's a nice name" and slapped it into their book as the inventor of their go very fast drive and then reality conspired against them
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Man you ever think about how the creators of the Expanse flipped through a name book and went, "Uh...Epstein that's a nice name" and slapped it into their book as the inventor of their go very fast drive and then reality conspired against them
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Grow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/grow
SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.
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If I was a horrifyingly amoral anime protagonist with a magic book that makes people die of any cause I want I would 100% get sidetracked from whatever unhinged crusade I'm on by testing to see whether it's possible to die of certain things. Just writing down Concepts and seeing what happens.
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If I was a horrifyingly amoral anime protagonist with a magic book that makes people die of any cause I want I would 100% get sidetracked from whatever unhinged crusade I'm on by testing to see whether it's possible to die of certain things. Just writing down Concepts and seeing what happens.
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it brings me so much joy that this meme format has become so popular and spread so far particularly as goonerslop or tame anime memes and so people will follow me and one day just get flashbanged by a particular post
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
it brings me so much joy that this meme format has become so popular and spread so far particularly as goonerslop or tame anime memes and so people will follow me and one day just get flashbanged by a particular post
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![Comic. [A chemical formula trailing off the right side] C1076 H1080 Ac1067 Ag1069 Al1075 Am1026 Ar1075 As1070 At1047 Au1069 B1071 Ba1070 Be [caption] The approximate chemical formula for the universe](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiheadwaulk6slb3ao3jmuve4grmz72ri4bjvi2zjfotsxjdgwlji4@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Almost feeling slighted that I only ever get ants in my house in the dead of winter; like, yeah, I GUESS we'll raid your pantry for crumbs if we have literally no other options, but honestly the service here sucks.
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Almost feeling slighted that I only ever get ants in my house in the dead of winter; like, yeah, I GUESS we'll raid your pantry for crumbs if we have literally no other options, but honestly the service here sucks.
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when yer paws almost as big as yer head
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
when yer paws almost as big as yer head
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Indigo Prophecy (2005)
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Indigo Prophecy (2005)