Christian A. Dumais
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Christian A. Dumais
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An American writer & editor in Poland. My books include KILLING IT, FAILED PILOT, GO WEST, and SMASHED.

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Here's what I love about the JAWS franchise:

In JAWS, the shark attacks the father. In JAWS 2, the shark attacks his children. In JAWS 3-D, the shark attacks the now adult children. In JAWS 4, the shark attacks the mother.

The last movie's tagline?

This time it's personal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
How long, exactly?
The story of fascism and authoritarianism always ends the same. The real question becomes, how long do you want the story to last?
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
One of the things that continues to surprise me is how Americans seem to be accepting scenes like this as the new normal.

I see images like this and I think, surely enough is enough, right?
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
When you’re the birthday boy and one of your friends ends up breaking the piñata.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I know someone who moved to Wrocław from California and spent a considerable amount of money shipping his Hummer here.

After weeks of waiting, the vehicle finally arrived. Between the small roads and the small cars he couldn't see, he ended up driving the Hummer for three days before selling it.
(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Because Americans won't be able to afford food?
Dr Oz: "Americans will lose 135 million pounds by the midterms"
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I love M. Night Shyamalan. I know people go back and forth with his body of work. But you can embrace it all once you understand that his career was dead the whole time.
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
80% of one of my books was written on Twitter over the course of 5 years. It all adds up.
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can anyone help me figure out what Bendis (I think it was his) comic book this was? Part of the story dealt with a normal family man in the Marvel universe who had a breakdown because he remembered his life in the Ultimate universe, and he couldn't reconcile the differences. Anyone?
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I found this old piece I wrote on the Halloween weekend of 1999. I was visiting my friend in DC, and we went out drinking (pretty much all I did during those years).

Here's how the piece ended...
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I found this old piece I wrote on the Halloween weekend of 1999. I was visiting my friend in DC, and we went out drinking (pretty much all I did during those years).

Here's how the piece ended...
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hot damn! This cover alone brought back so many memories!
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When I was a kid, my mother played this album all the time. I hated it.

With the anniversary of her passing approaching, I wanted to have this album for myself. I managed to find it at a music shop in Germany.

Now, of course, I love the music. I'd let her play it all the time again if I could.
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Even if you believe he didn't know what it was, or that he knew and he's changed since then, the very fact that he's running for the US Sentate and never thought that the Nazi tattoo on his chest would ever come up is beyond stupid. Good person or not, it tells me he's not serious enough.
October 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
While everyone's distracted with this game, now's the perfect time to steal from the Louvre.
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I drank excessively and did drugs back in the day to overcome writer’s block, but if you want to cheat then be my guest.
AI can help authors beat writer’s block, says Bloomsbury chief
Publisher last week reported jump in revenue in academic and professional arm thanks to AI licensing deal
www.theguardian.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I remember getting this issue and just being so incredibly excited to see the West Coast Avengers making an appearance. This is my love of peanut butter (ROM) and grape jelly (WCA) coming together.

Plus, I forgot that Russell was assisting Ditko's art for this story.
Wraithworld is almost here! And ROM is powerless to stop it. That is, until the entire Marvel universe shows up to help!

January 8, 1985 - ROM #65
🏹🐦🐅🧲🕶️

(Note: My comic book loves come together: ROM and the WCA!)

#westcoastavengers #comicbook #comicsky #marvel #hawkeye #rom
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My dog Taco had stomach issues last night and started barking to go outside. I got dressed to take him to the park.

We live on a gated dead end street. Taco made it to the pedestrian gate to leave our street before he exploded. It was everywhere.
October 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm really excited to be joining Derrek Carriveau and Jim Williams for Three Americans Go to the Movies.

It's a special stand-up set that we'll be doing after the premiere screening of Marc Maron's documentary, ARE WE GOOD?, at the American Film Festival in #Wroclaw.
TAURON American Film Festival - Stand-up: Three Americans Go to the Movies
6-11 listopada 2025, Wrocław. Wszystkie stany kina. Coroczny festiwal prezentujący niezależne kino z USA oraz filmy Hollywoodzkie z górnej półki.
www.americanfilmfestival.pl
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Excited to see my friend Joe’s new movie out in the world. Can’t wait to watch it.
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Sorority of the Damned Now Available On Tubi www.scaretissue.com/sorority-of-...
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM