SongByCrashTestDummies
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"I’m not a bad man, just a misunderstood cheese lover!"
Former cabinet secretary: the entire UK economy needs to be radically overhauled or people will turn to Reform. A government source: we're cracking down on disposable vapes. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Voters could abandon centrist parties if budget fails, warns former cabinet secretary
Simon Case says voters will look elsewhere if chancellor cannot find solutions to tax, spending and debt problems
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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They like him and want to help him
The New York Times' story about Trump calling for the execution of members of Congress ran on Page 16 today, with an itty-bitty promo on the front about halfway down the page.
No wonder Trump thinks he can get away with anything.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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"tough decision" = a decision made by someone in authority to hurt someone vulnerable or abandon a basic moral principle in order to appease bullies, bigots or donors. Often someone taking a "tough decision" will be commended for their "moral courage" by a newspaper columnist
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Once again, we are way too relaxed about the fact that "shooting Irish people is good actually" is a mainstream political position on the neighbouring island.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Look folks, it's really, really simple.

Either we find our way to ecosocialism, or we're going to be ruled like serfs under a hereditary plutocracy gorging itself on everything good that's still up for grabs as the overheated, over-polluted world dies under our feet.
Important - in a global order in which international rules are losing importance, one part of the emerging replacement is this neo-royalist approach involving interlinked states and companies. Once again, put away the deglobalisation simplisms.
1/This week has seen a blitz of what looks like corruption sandals: Saudi development deals for US military tech, Pakistani payments to Trump insiders for tariff relief, Swiss gold bars for a trade deal. Far from a payoff, this is a reordering of internat'l system.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mxthh...
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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At least it's honest, right? Intrusive questioning of women who don't conform to norms about how they should look, and women then being banned if they tell their inquisitor to mind his own sodding business, has always been the logical end point for the patriarchal project that is TERFdom.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Grok denying the Holocaust here
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Behr et al didn't just support Starmer because he wasn't Corbyn, but because he appeared to match their ideal politician: a business-like administrator who mouthed conventional platitudes and had no interest in challenging the neoliberal orthodoxy. It is that worldview that has failed, not one man.
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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"We've dismembered a journalist by mistake"
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Fresh from advising Morgan McSweeney last week, Labour peer Maurice Glasman addressed the annual conference of a pro-Reform group that has spread myths about the Covid vaccine and has claimed Starmer is "destroying Britain".

📝 New @desmog.com story 👇
Influential Labour Peer Maurice Glasman Addressed Pro-Reform Conspiracy Group’s Conference
High-profile Labour peer Lord Maurice Glasman was one of the keynote speakers at the annual conference of the Together Declaration, a conspiracy theory group with ties to Reform UK. Together held its ...
www.desmog.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHEESE DIRECTORY
anyway I can't find a cheese to fit "...and I would've got away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky (cheese here)" but - BUTTT!!!! I *have* found an alphabetical list of all the cheeses in the WORLD and obviously this is going to come in VERY handy from now on
www.cheese.com/alphabetical/
Alphabetical List Of All Cheeses | Cheese.com
Cheese.com is the world’s largest cheese directory, here’s our list from A to Z of ALL cheeses. These are all the cheeses in the world in alphabetical order.
www.cheese.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. O, O, O!
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I do not think that anger is a helpful emotion. It does not really do anything that is positive.

But I must admit that I am angry at a very fundamental level these days because everything that is currently happening in the UK was predictable and predicted. Not in every detail, but in the ... 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
TFW you're confident you've left your country's national finances in a sound position.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Without extending an ounce of sympathy to Labour or their wretched policies, this is one of those front pages that makes so abundantly clear how the UK political system works and where power resides, because it clearly doesn't reside with the people in political office nor those who elected them.
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Perhaps some Labour MP will ask the Home Secretary if gold fillings & crowns will be removed from the mouths of asylum seekers and refugees? Surely their hair could be cut off and put to good use? And if they happen to die in the UK, their skin, flesh, fat and organs will presumably not be wasted?
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Jewellery is traditionally the easiest way to carry wealth. It's small, it can be worn or hidden, it can be made of solid gold. You could turn everything you had into a necklace to carry.

Imagine many refugees do this, or it represents the only part of their own wealth they could save.

Refugees.
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Imagine having a thumping majority in parliament and deciding to use it for something as squalid as this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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Are you a minister? Are you unhappy? Do you hate your job or have no idea what you're doing? Would you like the entire UK progressive media to praise you for the next 72 hours and talk about you as a future leadership contender? RESIGN!
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Given that the money raised from this is going to amount to loose change in the government accounts, the only reason it is being proposed is to satisfy the cruellest instincts of the worst voters and media outlets. Gutter politics
Ministers now appear to be confirming in broadcast interviews that they would audit and could confiscate assets (including jewellery) excepting wedding rings from the jewellery that they could confiscate.
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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How big a piece of shit would you have to be to buy the confiscated jewelry of asylum seekers at a government auction?
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Look, for fuck’s sake, humans have been migrating continuously for our entire existence.

Every single human in the world is the product of migration.

It’s what humans do. There is nothing *more* human.

That’s never going to change.

Just grow up, get the fuck over it and plan accordingly.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Candy canes? They're dreaming of a white Christmas?
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM