Beverly Turkeybaster
@bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social
There's always barber college. (he/him)
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WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
Grok is basically doing an SNL superfans bit now with Musk instead of Ditka (or, in one specific instance, Rick Mears)
im fucking crying dawg
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Grok is basically doing an SNL superfans bit now with Musk instead of Ditka (or, in one specific instance, Rick Mears)
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Francisco Franco is still dead.
🇪🇸OKTODAY
Sin su gran acto de generosidad, hoy en día España seguiría siendo una dictadura (y, de hecho, lo es por culpa de Pedro Sánchez)
Lee el artículo completo en OK Today:
www.elmundotoday.com/2025/11/50o-...
Sin su gran acto de generosidad, hoy en día España seguiría siendo una dictadura (y, de hecho, lo es por culpa de Pedro Sánchez)
Lee el artículo completo en OK Today:
www.elmundotoday.com/2025/11/50o-...
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Francisco Franco is still dead.
If you see this, share a Western
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you see this, share a Western
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Pretty sure that the only correct choice here is to abstain. Both albums are so influential and great in their own very different way. I can play them both. No skips. But you do you.
The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #121
#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#8 N.W.A, STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
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#1 Pixies, DOOLITTLE
vs.
#8 N.W.A, STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
forms.gle/uxDncUhoxEds...
The Best Album of 1989 Round 5 Match #121: Pixies vs. N.W.A
This is the Best Album of 1989 match for Monday, November 17th, 9am CST. It will be open for 24 hours, and the winner will move onto Round 6 (Semifinals) of the bracket. If you haven’t heard either al...
forms.gle
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pretty sure that the only correct choice here is to abstain. Both albums are so influential and great in their own very different way. I can play them both. No skips. But you do you.
I'm sure he meant "midnight hammered," something he's very familiar with
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm sure he meant "midnight hammered," something he's very familiar with
eat shit, hub arkush
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I just want a Bears win where I feel good afterward. Is that too much to ask for? (Yes I realize I should just be happy we're 7-3 but I don't choose my emotions)
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just want a Bears win where I feel good afterward. Is that too much to ask for? (Yes I realize I should just be happy we're 7-3 but I don't choose my emotions)
Bring back the guy who looks like the Big Dumper
Why is Santos still on this team? #dabears
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Bring back the guy who looks like the Big Dumper
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As not-a-fan-of Pumpkin Spice season, I dug this deep dive into the history and science of it. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
The divisive US autumnal drink with a shady past
The aroma of cinnamon and nutmeg smells like sweet autumn nostalgia in the US, but the real story behind pumpkin spice is far spicier.
www.bbc.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
As not-a-fan-of Pumpkin Spice season, I dug this deep dive into the history and science of it. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
Republicans warned us that godless socialism would lead to this
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Republicans warned us that godless socialism would lead to this
"My 'sexually assaulting 15yos doesn't make you a pedophile' op-ed is raising many questions already answered by my op-ed"
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"My 'sexually assaulting 15yos doesn't make you a pedophile' op-ed is raising many questions already answered by my op-ed"
Uhhhhh... I think the German National Team is staying in the same hotel as us? There were a few guys in the lobby in full Mannschaft track suits that looked like coaching staff.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Uhhhhh... I think the German National Team is staying in the same hotel as us? There were a few guys in the lobby in full Mannschaft track suits that looked like coaching staff.
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Drive these hateful fuckers as far away from our league as possible
From @karleighchardonnay.bsky.social at Outsports:
Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.
NEAT.
www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Jennifer Sey, who said the NWSL had “several males” has issued a $10,000 bounty to the next player to “speak out like Elizabeth Eddy.” An anonymous donor added $5000. Clay Travis said he’d double it.
NEAT.
www.outsports.com/2025/11/14/2...
Transphobic clothing brand feels every athlete has a price - Outsports
Anti-trans activewear XX-XY teams up with sports shock jock Clay Travis to pay athletes to speak out against trans women.
www.outsports.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Drive these hateful fuckers as far away from our league as possible
And I made it!
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
And I made it!
On a train to Aachen where I will embark on an epic run that will take me through three countries (total distance? Roughly six miles)
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
On a train to Aachen where I will embark on an epic run that will take me through three countries (total distance? Roughly six miles)
🎵 Hey Nineteen, that's Eddie Vedder 🎵 She don't recognize the drunk dude in the hardhat singing the seventh inning stretch at a Cubs playoff game 🎵
Was Hey Nineteen by Steely Dan too on the nose?
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
🎵 Hey Nineteen, that's Eddie Vedder 🎵 She don't recognize the drunk dude in the hardhat singing the seventh inning stretch at a Cubs playoff game 🎵
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“Liberal“ Christians without liberation theology are so exhausting… the Chuck Schumers of the religious world
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Liberal“ Christians without liberation theology are so exhausting… the Chuck Schumers of the religious world
Heimat Verbesserung!
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Heimat Verbesserung!
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Handheld frothers are like $5 now and eggnog is the best holiday coffee creamer fyi
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Handheld frothers are like $5 now and eggnog is the best holiday coffee creamer fyi
Beverly/Morgan Park folks: who needs Starbucks when you've got Two Mile and Afro Joe's right by the 99th St. Metra stop?
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Beverly/Morgan Park folks: who needs Starbucks when you've got Two Mile and Afro Joe's right by the 99th St. Metra stop?
![Backpfeifengesicht n (strong, genitive
Backpfeifengesichtes or Backpfeifengesichts, plural Backpfeifengesichter)
1. (chiefly Germany, colloquial) a punchable face; a face "in need of a smack". [quotations ▼]
Der Mann hat ein richtiges Backpfeifengesicht.
The man has a real punchable face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llovslinz2hv4clmpqolaupu/bafkreicjvkwfr2o6k3sqridm2wmmvidlgnt64ozwgkbf2kzyzc7eft6wc4@jpeg)
The next time somebody suggests that CEOs deserve to be paid more than the GDP of a small country because they're just that valuable, remember this:
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The next time somebody suggests that CEOs deserve to be paid more than the GDP of a small country because they're just that valuable, remember this: