Beverly Turkeybaster
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There's always barber college. (he/him)
I'm gonna have to ask Grok about that
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm gonna have to ask Grok about that
Hahaha that's amazing
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hahaha that's amazing
Say your age without saying your age
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Say your age without saying your age
(well, assuming it listens to you and scurries away)
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
(well, assuming it listens to you and scurries away)
Sounds like his hairline is the only part of him with some common sense
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sounds like his hairline is the only part of him with some common sense
This is Midwest erasure
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
This is Midwest erasure
Viel Glück!
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Viel Glück!
Lions fans wish somebody would find them insufferable 😂
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Lions fans wish somebody would find them insufferable 😂
I was thinking the exact same thing!
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing!
I believe in joy as an act of resistance so given how shitty everything is right now I'm gonna be jolly as fuck this holiday season
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I believe in joy as an act of resistance so given how shitty everything is right now I'm gonna be jolly as fuck this holiday season
I always appreciate when somebody is able to mine a great story from a subject that I am otherwise uninterested in
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I always appreciate when somebody is able to mine a great story from a subject that I am otherwise uninterested in
Tom Hanks really is a national treasure
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Tom Hanks really is a national treasure