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There's always barber college. (he/him)
I'm sure he meant "midnight hammered," something he's very familiar with
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I'm sure he meant "midnight hammered," something he's very familiar with
Republicans warned us that godless socialism would lead to this
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Republicans warned us that godless socialism would lead to this
Me reading your post while eating frites in the Netherlands:
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me reading your post while eating frites in the Netherlands:
My reward:
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My reward:
And I made it!
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
And I made it!
Heimat Verbesserung!
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Heimat Verbesserung!
![Backpfeifengesicht n (strong, genitive
Backpfeifengesichtes or Backpfeifengesichts, plural Backpfeifengesichter)
1. (chiefly Germany, colloquial) a punchable face; a face "in need of a smack". [quotations ▼]
Der Mann hat ein richtiges Backpfeifengesicht.
The man has a real punchable face.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llovslinz2hv4clmpqolaupu/bafkreicjvkwfr2o6k3sqridm2wmmvidlgnt64ozwgkbf2kzyzc7eft6wc4@jpeg)
Gotta be ready for the old ice-cream-sandwich-under-the-armpits trick
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gotta be ready for the old ice-cream-sandwich-under-the-armpits trick
I just want to be her when it all goes down:
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I just want to be her when it all goes down:
With a guest appearance from Emil Bove!
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
With a guest appearance from Emil Bove!
This fucking dude is mad that the Democrats are against high-testosterone males
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This fucking dude is mad that the Democrats are against high-testosterone males
Same energy
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Same energy
Fall remains undefeated
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fall remains undefeated
Hahaha a friend in NYC literally texted this to me two minutes ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hahaha a friend in NYC literally texted this to me two minutes ago
Don't make me tap the sign
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Don't make me tap the sign
My post-game analysis:
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My post-game analysis:
Well shit... now the only way the Blue Jays win is with a walk-off, and that just sounds ridiculous
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well shit... now the only way the Blue Jays win is with a walk-off, and that just sounds ridiculous
Does your local bar have a kick-ass brass band at their Halloween party? No? Why not???
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Does your local bar have a kick-ass brass band at their Halloween party? No? Why not???
WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
WE ARE SPINAL TAP FROM THE U.K. YOU MUST BE THE U.S.A.!
Trick or treat!
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Trick or treat!