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Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube

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Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:

Buttplugs
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Are you there Claude? It's me, Margaret.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I feel bad for 68, nobody wants to make memes about 68
November 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Folding clothes while listening to washer music (Ultimate Care 2) no less.
One of the things I lost for at least a decade while deep in the autoimmune disorder inflammatory mines was the ability to listen to the “challenging” music I love w/o pain.

I am now listening to Ryoji Ikeda & I am so so so thankful that I can.

(After folding clothes to Matmos earlier)
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Never has a review sold me harder
Haha, now that's a review!
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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preloaded with What
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
music robot: you were listening to futurepop as a bit for shitposts so now it is all you will listen to. Here have Disappoint by Assemblage 23

me: oh hey this song was a bop in the club

*being 25 years from said club days, actually listens to lyrics now*

me: oh jesus fucking christ what
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Maybe @buttplug.engineer can help me figure out who's been demanding electric shock shirt compatibility for Stardew Valley
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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95 years ago today…
Wander far, wander well, eternally, Jim x
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hell yeah can't wait to see @grost.bot in shelter overflow #15817
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I legit love how this makes me look like I'm peeking out from behind a wall just to say buttplugs
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Completely missing the more important question, how fuckable will the new fursuit version be?

I still firmly believe the lack of fuckability of the mascot fursuit is a serious issue, holding the company back from having at least one successful initiative in the past few years.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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DAD: Babe, I think the kid has Ovid

MOM: What? Covid?

CHILD:
Rose darke and full of foggye mist. And now they were within
A kenning of the upper earth, when Orphye did begin

DAD:
To dowt him lest shee followed not, and through an eager love
Desyrous for to see her, he his eyes did backward move.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Tired: dear john letter

Wired: dear claude prompt
i'm sorry claude. it's time
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there.

💩🧊🧪

By @chazhutton.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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ask your doctor if Basinski is right for you
early-onset loop disintegration
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM