@bstrang.bsky.social
He/Him.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
Cleveland, OH native.
Out-of-work actor.
Give a man a hand job, you satisfy him for a day. Teach a man to hand job, you satisfy everyone he knows.
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Give a man a hand job, you satisfy him for a day. Teach a man to hand job, you satisfy everyone he knows.
Comic strips are memes from before the internet.
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Comic strips are memes from before the internet.
Falling on a hand tool is a gut-wrenching experience.
January 22, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Falling on a hand tool is a gut-wrenching experience.
Q: What do a carpenter and a mohel have in common?
A: Measure twice, cut once.
A: Measure twice, cut once.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Q: What do a carpenter and a mohel have in common?
A: Measure twice, cut once.
A: Measure twice, cut once.
The formula for the frequency of Ax, where A is the musical note A and x is the octave number, is as follows:
27.5(2^x).
27.5(2^x).
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The formula for the frequency of Ax, where A is the musical note A and x is the octave number, is as follows:
27.5(2^x).
27.5(2^x).
STDs on a Plane.
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
STDs on a Plane.
What if "photobomb" referred to an actual bomb that made gratuitous numbers of photographs appear and fly everywhere?
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
What if "photobomb" referred to an actual bomb that made gratuitous numbers of photographs appear and fly everywhere?
If you shout the name of a demigod in exasperation, is that considered half-swearing?
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you shout the name of a demigod in exasperation, is that considered half-swearing?
What if Poon Tang was Tang powder for your vag?
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What if Poon Tang was Tang powder for your vag?
When it comes to sexual organs and acts, it's not swearing if you use the proper names. When it comes to deities, it's not swearing UNLESS you use the proper names.
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When it comes to sexual organs and acts, it's not swearing if you use the proper names. When it comes to deities, it's not swearing UNLESS you use the proper names.
If a bee gives a flower an infection, is that considered an STD?
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If a bee gives a flower an infection, is that considered an STD?
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CATURDAY: The long-term effects of declawing reveal a truth ignored too often: convenience for humans comes at the expense of feline comfort, health, and natural movement, leaving cats to bear silent suffering for life.
Declawing Cats Causes Lasting Neurophysiological Harm - Profolus
Declawing cats is an inhumane procedure with enduring consequences.
www.profolus.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
CATURDAY: The long-term effects of declawing reveal a truth ignored too often: convenience for humans comes at the expense of feline comfort, health, and natural movement, leaving cats to bear silent suffering for life.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
Stage manager just called places. I'm gonna go get in costume now.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Stage manager just called places. I'm gonna go get in costume now.
Costar: Is the whole audience here?
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Costar: Is the whole audience here?
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
Stage Manager: No. There are still 20 minutes.
Me: Thank you 20 minutes.
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Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
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A botulism outbreak that has sickened more than two dozen babies in 15 states has been linked to ByHeart formula sold nationwide. Here's what to know about it. n.pr/3Kf6Ly2
Recalled baby formula linked to a botulism outbreak may still be in some stores
A botulism outbreak that has sickened more than two dozen babies in 15 states has been linked to ByHeart formula sold nationwide. Here's what to know about it.
n.pr
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A botulism outbreak that has sickened more than two dozen babies in 15 states has been linked to ByHeart formula sold nationwide. Here's what to know about it. n.pr/3Kf6Ly2
Let's just take a minute to appreciate the sexual imagery of putting gas in your car... Or not.
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Let's just take a minute to appreciate the sexual imagery of putting gas in your car... Or not.
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Dear cell phone,
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dear cell phone,
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
You're a rectangle. When I toss you on the bed, you're not supposed to roll.
Thanks.
Halloween has better beer than Christmas.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Halloween has better beer than Christmas.
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Somewhere, unbidden, the nonsense name "Gingoskophot" burst into my head. Could not for the life of me recall where I remembered it from. Turns out it was Tales of the Blode episode 4 by @rathergood.bsky.social, which, on reflection, makes a lot of sense.
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Somewhere, unbidden, the nonsense name "Gingoskophot" burst into my head. Could not for the life of me recall where I remembered it from. Turns out it was Tales of the Blode episode 4 by @rathergood.bsky.social, which, on reflection, makes a lot of sense.
Don't be a chicken. Be an egg.
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Don't be a chicken. Be an egg.
If you've got an IPA but you're feeling impatient, you can bypass digestion and liver filtration by skipping straight to flushing it down the toilet.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you've got an IPA but you're feeling impatient, you can bypass digestion and liver filtration by skipping straight to flushing it down the toilet.