Will
@bsnorlax.bsky.social
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Comedy claw machine
When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.
He/Him/His
Comedy claw machine
When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.
He/Him/His
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Jaywalking in the United States is a made up "crime" that was literally a psyop campaign....
funded by automakers
because their cars were killing pedestrians
So they turned it back around on the victims. "Jay" was a negative slang at the time for someone who was a gullible rural person.
funded by automakers
because their cars were killing pedestrians
So they turned it back around on the victims. "Jay" was a negative slang at the time for someone who was a gullible rural person.
I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.
Politics London discussing driverless taxis casually referring to “jaywalking pedestrians”.
Jaywalking is not a thing in UK law.
Transport for London and Government had better not be asleep at the wheel on this.
Jaywalking is not a thing in UK law.
Transport for London and Government had better not be asleep at the wheel on this.
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Jaywalking in the United States is a made up "crime" that was literally a psyop campaign....
funded by automakers
because their cars were killing pedestrians
So they turned it back around on the victims. "Jay" was a negative slang at the time for someone who was a gullible rural person.
funded by automakers
because their cars were killing pedestrians
So they turned it back around on the victims. "Jay" was a negative slang at the time for someone who was a gullible rural person.
One positive thing about me is that no matter how lonely I get, I will never blame the people that I'm attracted to. Miss me with that incel shit. This is all internalized, baby
February 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
One positive thing about me is that no matter how lonely I get, I will never blame the people that I'm attracted to. Miss me with that incel shit. This is all internalized, baby
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this fucking thumbnail lmao
February 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
this fucking thumbnail lmao
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opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
opening a restaurant with only these three items on the menu
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I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I met Khary Payton, Drebins’ voice actor at a con and someone had asked about how it was working on MGS4, if there was any standout moments to him he remembered.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
He then began to describe being given Laughing Octopus’s backstory and genuinely thought he was being pranked.
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We love a holiday designed around making people without romantic partners feel like shit
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
We love a holiday designed around making people without romantic partners feel like shit
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Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
I have zero sympathy for Chibi Reviews. Dude's a shitter, I don't blame his wife for cheating on him lmao
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I have zero sympathy for Chibi Reviews. Dude's a shitter, I don't blame his wife for cheating on him lmao
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Turns out I can manifest whatever I want into existence
as long as that thing is Ben Quadinaros.
as long as that thing is Ben Quadinaros.
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Turns out I can manifest whatever I want into existence
as long as that thing is Ben Quadinaros.
as long as that thing is Ben Quadinaros.
I could never take Wuthering Heights seriously because wym this motherfucker is named "Heathcliff"
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I could never take Wuthering Heights seriously because wym this motherfucker is named "Heathcliff"
Ayo, new Castlevania????
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ayo, new Castlevania????
MGS4 is FREE FROM THE PS3 RAHHHHHH
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
MGS4 is FREE FROM THE PS3 RAHHHHHH
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Terrible. The bill now goes to the Senate. Make those calls. 202-224-3121
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
House passes SAVE America Act, sending Trump-backed election bill to the Senate
The legislation would overhaul federal election laws in all 50 states by imposing new voter ID and proof-of-citizenship requirements. But it faces a daunting path in the Senate.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Terrible. The bill now goes to the Senate. Make those calls. 202-224-3121
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Another breach of confidential data. A judge had explicitly banned IRS from doing this. bsky.app/profile/cram...
Internal Revenue Service improperly shared confidential tax information of thousands of individuals with immigration enforcement officials, according to three people familiar with the situation, appearing to breach a legal fire wall intended to protect taxpayer data.
IRS improperly disclosed confidential immigrant tax data to DHS
The tax agency only recently discovered it improperly disclosed tax information on thousands of the wrong people to immigration enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Another breach of confidential data. A judge had explicitly banned IRS from doing this. bsky.app/profile/cram...
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NOTUS on disappearance of federal data www.notus.org/trump-white-...
Federal Data Is Disappearing
The Trump administration has disrupted data collection on everything from homeland security, maternal mortality, hunger, drug use, education, disaster preparation and the economy.
www.notus.org
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
NOTUS on disappearance of federal data www.notus.org/trump-white-...
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Relooted Is A Big Black Middle Finger To History Controlled By White People:
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice
Hear me out, what if it doesn’t belong in a museum?
kotaku.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Relooted Is A Big Black Middle Finger To History Controlled By White People:
Pam Bondi's a fucking coward
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Pam Bondi's a fucking coward
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“My 15 mins of fame. Lmao.” -- Border Patrol agent, texting someone to brag about shooting a woman multiple times in Chicago.
Imagine almost killing someone and then responding with a "laugh my ass off" www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Imagine almost killing someone and then responding with a "laugh my ass off" www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
DHS shot her and called her a “terrorist.” New videos show something different.
"It’s time to get aggressive," a Border Patrol agent said shortly before Marimar Martinez was shot five times.
www.motherjones.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
“My 15 mins of fame. Lmao.” -- Border Patrol agent, texting someone to brag about shooting a woman multiple times in Chicago.
Imagine almost killing someone and then responding with a "laugh my ass off" www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Imagine almost killing someone and then responding with a "laugh my ass off" www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Jeffrey Epstein’s friends want to “keep kids safe online” by enacting mass AI surveillance
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Jeffrey Epstein’s friends want to “keep kids safe online” by enacting mass AI surveillance
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
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There’s a sentiment among some locals that eyes on Minnesota are waning. The situation has NOT changed here.
Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able.
We need endurance in this moment.
Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able.
We need endurance in this moment.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
There’s a sentiment among some locals that eyes on Minnesota are waning. The situation has NOT changed here.
Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able.
We need endurance in this moment.
Local resistance is tired, but of course never giving up. Please stay plugged into the news of the Minneapolis ICE occupation and donate where able.
We need endurance in this moment.
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NOTICE: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN SUCK SO MUCH YOU GUYS 👻👫🙅🚫
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
NOTICE: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN SUCK SO MUCH YOU GUYS 👻👫🙅🚫