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Bronzer
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I'm a lawyer, but I'm not your lawyer. Don't ask me for advice.

Star Wars keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Just had an advert for the new season of Stranger Things that was basically telling people *not* to watch the show.

"If you've never seen the show, then with how many episodes there are, use Gemini's AI to tell you which episodes to watch!"

Just why? What's the point aside from being bone idle?
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Do you want the house tour?
No ceilings, strong floor.
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I find a computer indispensable
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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So I hate doing this.

We had a sudden bill expense pop up, some relatives didn't help with thanksgiving expenses, and my next paycheck comes in Wednesday, right now I only have $8 dollars in my bank account.

Here's my kofi if you want to throw some change for food until then. ko-fi.com/ethan8bit
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November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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For indigenous peoples day, if any allies or others are interested in supporting a 2S guy in need of funding for surgery I have a ton up!!

It would make my day + be SUPER helpful 🐺🪶
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Good morning ✨

Happy indigenous peoples day, Help this wolp get surgery! It would make my day + help massively! 🐺‼️
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Post or else
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Hi so I'm homeless right now and really need help.
@habariqueenby.bsky.social and I, with the help of our close friend @genderplasmic.bsky.social, have launched a gofundme to secure housing for both of us. If you cant give please consider sharing, anything helps<3
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Meow meow meow
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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This is exactly what the oligarchs want you to think.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Drew a slight outfit redesign for Mia, a theoretical design for the appearance she never made in Dark Dawn.

I wonder if we'll ever get Golden Sun 4... sigh.

#fanart #goldensun
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Reporter: "Why didn't you take the train?"

Mamdani: "I'll use every form of transit"

Trump: "If he flew that's a lot quicker, he's working very hard, that's a very long drive, Ill stick up for ya"
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Reporter: "Would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration?"

Trump: "Yes, I would, I really would"
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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YOU 🫵 LOVE ❤️ CARS

Pave paradise and wishlist Car Park Capital:
store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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it's been one of those years pass the yaoi 🏳️‍🌈
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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"Show people the right way to do it."

We would, but we don't own every turkey fryer. You've got to follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The year is 2025.
All websites are down.
Only one website remains.

www.cpsc.gov/Recalls
Recalls & Product Safety Warnings
www.cpsc.gov
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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🌐

#art
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM