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Bristlebeard the Gutter Wizard
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Artist on a journey back from burnout. Probably AuDHD but can't afford the diagnoses. Looking for friends not followers.
-{Fly No Flags}-
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That's inhumane punishment!
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
It's 2037. I get processed into the overcrowded Arms of Christ Supermax and my ident number is tattooed on my arm. It reads 4206969. I chuckle and the nearest Purity Guard knocks out three of my teeth with the butt of his rifle. Still funny.
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Barry Goldwater warned about this long ago.
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position,

Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Donald Trump should have been imprisoned years ago.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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US ARMY, *PLEASE* do not order Arirang from Target!!! They are actively colluding with and supporting ICE operations in the Twin Cities as we speak. Please choose literally any other retailer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Trump flips off a Ford employee after being called a “pedophile protector.” Thin-skinned and profoundly unpresidential.
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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People of color > me on this so if they correct me, listen, but Say Her Name is reserved for Black, Brown, and Indigenous women BECAUSE they suffer state violence but will never be remembered the way Renee will. Renee died horribly. Her whiteness will guarantee a legacy women of color DO NOT GET.
January 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
That's some *chefs kiss* direct action right there.
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I ask a very simple question of Life of Sharks about their post, specifically how emulating Nicolae Ceaușescu is supposed to help us americans, and I get called stupid and hard blocked. Very cool and normal behavior.
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Ah, an evergreen skeet. It has, is, and always will be true.
What the US has been doing there is criminal.
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME

It's a title and a description. I came up with it while high af.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME

I'm a Finn and I have an ADHD inattentive diagnosis. An old handle originally from Twitter.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
December 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Looking up vids about moving from windows to linux and there's so many thumbnails of dudes making dumb faces.

I need a transwomen to come in, call me privileged trash, and show me how linux ain't all that scary after all.
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in one image
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Speaking from an AuDHD perspective, I’ve known that health insurance was a scam since i was 12 bc there’s absolutely zero logical way for inserting a middle man to siphon money to be the most efficient way to provide healthcare. But as a millennial American, it’s not just healthcare. It’s everything
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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i hate this sick society that treats us like disposable fuses, like kleenex, a resource to be consumed, a thing to absorb the desires and needs of the powerful and then be discarded without consequence

I will never forgive it. I cannot forgive it and love myself at the same time.
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM