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Briana | constantly on my bullshit through sheer force of will, probably thinking about Blaine Anderson. hip to the zeitgeist, fall risk ✨
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I had a thread on twitter that I am now going to move here. context: in my neighborhood, one house converted an antique bathtub to a working fountain, added a kiddie pool, put plastic lawn birds in them, and the birds get rotating seasonal outfits
BEHOLD: THREAD OF BATHTUB BIRDS
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
by the way I'm serious about the extortion, a promo still of Kurt and Blaine was released prior to the s3 Christmas episode but the scene got cut, and months later Ryan said he'd only release it if fans raised a certain amount of money for charity, iirc by bidding on signed scripts from the show
- alternatively, Come Alive as a cut Warblers number that Ryan Murphy would have released five years later after extorting a million dollars from fans
- give Tightrope to Rachel, who would have sounded annoyingly incredible
- give Tightrope to Rachel, who would have sounded annoyingly incredible
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
by the way I'm serious about the extortion, a promo still of Kurt and Blaine was released prior to the s3 Christmas episode but the scene got cut, and months later Ryan said he'd only release it if fans raised a certain amount of money for charity, iirc by bidding on signed scripts from the show
work is VERY overwhelming right now so I'm taking a break to eat a bagel and think about how if Glee had done an episode for The Greatest Showman it could have actually been great
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
work is VERY overwhelming right now so I'm taking a break to eat a bagel and think about how if Glee had done an episode for The Greatest Showman it could have actually been great
what if I personally threw every leaf blower in southern Connecticut into the ocean
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
what if I personally threw every leaf blower in southern Connecticut into the ocean
everyone pls hit me up with your focaccia recipes because I have severe bread envy and I want to surprise Mel when she gets home from her work trip next week
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
everyone pls hit me up with your focaccia recipes because I have severe bread envy and I want to surprise Mel when she gets home from her work trip next week
the new Glass Onion movie should be in every theater in America, like it was worth the $40 in round-trip train tickets to get to it but this isn't some niche indie film, I live in a metro area of 550k+ people, I should not have needed to LEAVE THE STATE to see it
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the new Glass Onion movie should be in every theater in America, like it was worth the $40 in round-trip train tickets to get to it but this isn't some niche indie film, I live in a metro area of 550k+ people, I should not have needed to LEAVE THE STATE to see it
EVERYONE WATCH THIS MOVIE AS SOON AS YOU ARE PHYSICALLY ABLE TO DO SO
I love living close enough to NYC that I get to do shit like this without actually living in NYC
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
EVERYONE WATCH THIS MOVIE AS SOON AS YOU ARE PHYSICALLY ABLE TO DO SO
IT'S TIME
I love living close enough to NYC that I get to do shit like this without actually living in NYC
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
IT'S TIME
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
When you see this, post an image from your gallery describing your mental health
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery describing your mental health
truly no one is doing it like xanax
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
truly no one is doing it like xanax
ART FRIENDS: my teenage goddaughter wants a sketch pad for Christmas, what is a solidly mid-range kind to get? she's not at a point where she needs top of the line, but I want to get her something better than whatever's cheap at the craft store
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ART FRIENDS: my teenage goddaughter wants a sketch pad for Christmas, what is a solidly mid-range kind to get? she's not at a point where she needs top of the line, but I want to get her something better than whatever's cheap at the craft store
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
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These Violent Delights: A Novel
A Novel
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November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Luna had a good time with Emily while Mel and I were at my cousin's house
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Luna had a good time with Emily while Mel and I were at my cousin's house
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
btw this thing has made me so much better at remembering to take my pills, highly recommend
a few weeks ago I got a push button pill dispenser because I take so many that I wanted to add a little whimsy and today I made it even sillier
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
btw this thing has made me so much better at remembering to take my pills, highly recommend
summoning my wife to bed by remotely turning on the tv in the living room and casting this video to it youtu.be/zyXl_VhQgHA
Time For Bed
YouTube video by Peppa Pig - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
summoning my wife to bed by remotely turning on the tv in the living room and casting this video to it youtu.be/zyXl_VhQgHA
two years ago Mel and I walked into a 5 Below and saw these dumb extra long fuzzy pillows and were like "Luna needs this," we ended up buying two and my god the ROI on these things has been bonkers
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
two years ago Mel and I walked into a 5 Below and saw these dumb extra long fuzzy pillows and were like "Luna needs this," we ended up buying two and my god the ROI on these things has been bonkers
next year's batch of extract (plus some vanilla rose and lavender vanilla syrups for Mel's coffee)
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
next year's batch of extract (plus some vanilla rose and lavender vanilla syrups for Mel's coffee)
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
I truly appreciate Siobhan Thompson in Fantasy High for portraying a REALISTIC relationship between sisters where instead of calling each other "sis" and going to the mall, Adaine calls her sister a cunt while they actively try to physically for real kill each other
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I truly appreciate Siobhan Thompson in Fantasy High for portraying a REALISTIC relationship between sisters where instead of calling each other "sis" and going to the mall, Adaine calls her sister a cunt while they actively try to physically for real kill each other
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
is this good