HAPPY MICAH DAY!!!!

genuinely I am a parody of myself

tbf I think the fundraising thing originated within fandom as a way to build hype about people wanting it, but he's the one who set the number at something like $100k

anyway these posts have been brought to you by my seven-hour long show tunes playlist and a desperate desire to avoid my inbox

that shouldn't be physically possible but that Harry and Heather slapped together in an afternoon

they could have replaced Yes/No with this and the whole season would have been better for it

- what about Finn?
- HERE'S WHERE IT COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT: given the ND/Troubletones conflict of mid s3, use The Other Side as a duet for *Finn and Santana* to strike a deal/reach a truce. have them bring Mike and Brittany as their "seconds" who mirror the vocal debate with the kind of dance number

- but wouldn't she be doing Rewrite the Stars with Finn?
- NO.
- let Zach "but it's glee" Woodlee do some kind of aerial yoga choreography and have Quinn and Sam sing it. it might have fallen a little flat vocally but would have been cool as hell and I think Chord and Dianna could have done it

- alternatively, Come Alive as a cut Warblers number that Ryan Murphy would have released five years later after extorting a million dollars from fans
- give Tightrope to Rachel, who would have sounded annoyingly incredible

- This is Me would be exactly what you'd expect but obviously Amber would have crushed it
- group number with the titular song would also have been predictable, but at least kind of fun
- if the lead on that wasn't enough for Matty Fresh, he could have done Come Alive

this is of course assuming they would have put any effort at all into making it good, which was usually not the case, but HEAR ME OUT. if we were to use the s3 cast/character dynamics, I think that if nothing else we could have gotten some banger music from it. HERE'S HOW

what if I made leaf blowers that safely dissolve in seawater and then replace all of the leaf blowers in southern Connecticut with those and then throw them in the ocean

@serenityfails.bsky.social @juniper.bsky.social bleamse

omfg I REALLY DO

when we were kids and had to take gross tasting medicine my mom would give us a little individual peanut butter cup and when my BIL briefly needed regular injections my sister implemented a similar system and it was very effective

it's also incredibly bullshit that I have to spend two hours on a train just to go to a mainstream movie in a wildly popular franchise but Netflix is gonna Netflix I guess

you can get grippies for your shoes! given my whole everything I was not given a choice about ordering them when we moved back to New England, I'll find the link for you!

the dream