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BEHOLD: THREAD OF BATHTUB BIRDS
I had a thread on twitter that I am now going to move here. context: in my neighborhood, one house converted an antique bathtub to a working fountain, added a kiddie pool, put plastic lawn birds in them, and the birds get rotating seasonal outfits
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Oh, you don't have two keyboards? One for posting and one for being normal? That's a shame.
prepare yourself for me to post a slightly different variation of this same picture every day from now until April
I can count on one hand the number of times she's gotten into something she wasn't supposed to in the past few years. we once accidentally left a new bag of dog food open at snoot height before leaving the house and she didn't touch it. she waits to be invited to eat anything that gets dropped 😭
Luna is such a good girl, she wanted my ice cream SO BAD but when I dropped a full scoop of it on the floor she didn't touch it, legit didn't even take a step towards it when I turned my back to get stuff to clean it up
I haven't tried any of their stuff myself but I have a bunch of it on the list to get Mel for Christmas
@juniper.bsky.social I think it was you who said at one point semi-recently that you were bummed that colourpop's lipsticks aren't fun colors anymore? someone recommended this brand to me and the selection is incredible curstkosmetics.com/collections/...
ALL LIPS
Alternative Makeup for the goths and rock and roll. Lipsticks, Eyeshadow palettes, Face foundations and Chrome makeup Magic!
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the whole shop is great so if you want anything else I can add it on! www.etsy.com/shop/CanopyR...
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Last call for mutuals to get in on a group order to save on shipping from the UK!
Of course, if you want a high quality sticker that actually does peel off smoothly and is ideal for electronics, waterbottles, etc. I still sell these ones too! (careful not to mix them up) canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4333...
Stickers of the Dropout game changer loop de loop in progress pride, trans, and nonbinary colours, with the words "we've been here the whole time"
sometimes you need to eat garbage!!! we live in like, one of the best cities for pizza in the country and will occasionally order Papa John's. we call it goblin pizza and for some reason Luna loses her mind over it more than any other food
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If you haven't yet, run to buy Micah's book about messed up boys doing messed up things, to others and to each other. You can even read it too.
cover of These Violent Delights by Micah Nemerever
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Queers of Minneapolis and Queers who will visit Minneapolis: stop googling what to do!! We now have a zine for that!!! I put years of first-hand knowledge into routes around the city your and your friends can take! Scrounging Instagram for local events is OVER!

Snag here: Archiebongiovannishop.com
funniest thing I've seen anyone say about this so far: "This is itself a great fanfic premise now given weight and verisimilitude"
this happened to me too! I was 14 and got a Willie Nelson CD because I tried to request a song from the local country station and when I got through got asked a trivia question that I managed to guess the answer to lmao
October nor'easter means DUCKY RAINCOAT
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How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
also Giuseppe from Bake Off
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
traveling with that friend was wild, there's something about her that makes hostel staff give her the name for the ACTUAL neighborhood bar that that locals try to keep tourists out of and then when we get there the bartender ends up giving us a free round and everyone has a great time
the guy in Venice who ran this random stand that was a smoothie bar by day and an actual bar by night who gave my friend the aux cord so we could blast her music because it was super dead
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
what is marriage for if not sitting on opposite ends of the couch reading fanfiction in silence with the big light off, twinkle lights on, and the window open as it rains while your dog snores between you and everyone is completely ensconced in blankets
Mel: NO! I will tour wedding venues just so I can stand up in front of god, our loved ones, and your high school English teacher* and tell them all that I'M FILING FOR DIVORCE

*we want him to officiate if we're ever able to do something formal
what is marriage for if not making a pun so bad that your spouse starts threatening to divorce you
she'll lead me to her treat jar and very politely paw at the counter with the most delicate little tap and how am I supposed to say no to that??? this dog is literally the one training me lmao
she was given a small piece but we're trying to limit her people food intake because losing a little weight will help her joints as much as the shots do and she's been so happy to be more mobile, it's not going well lmao but we are trying