Micah Nemerever
@nemerevermore.bsky.social
novelist, allegedly. he/him 🏳️⚧️
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https://bookshop.org/p/books/these-violent-delights-micah-nemerever/13704816?ean=9780062963642&next=t
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"This is the year I'm going to finish my book'" —me every New Year's Day since 2023
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"This is the year I'm going to finish my book'" —me every New Year's Day since 2023
I'm spoiling for a fight but I am also too friendly and conflict-averse to pick a fight with an actual person, I think I just want to fuck up a bobo doll
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm spoiling for a fight but I am also too friendly and conflict-averse to pick a fight with an actual person, I think I just want to fuck up a bobo doll
hellworld // the feds have O. refusing to buy an America the Beautiful NPS pass because they PUT 47'S FACE ON THEM, even the little details of this regime are so fucking gross
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
hellworld // the feds have O. refusing to buy an America the Beautiful NPS pass because they PUT 47'S FACE ON THEM, even the little details of this regime are so fucking gross
this is probably a sign that I'm a weakling but I found American Psycho incredibly upsetting
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this is probably a sign that I'm a weakling but I found American Psycho incredibly upsetting
it drives me cuckoobananas when grown adults use the passive-aggressive cutesy syntax they used 15 years ago when they were discourse teens on tumblr. "um :) thats actually super problematic??" Kayleigh you are thirty four
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
it drives me cuckoobananas when grown adults use the passive-aggressive cutesy syntax they used 15 years ago when they were discourse teens on tumblr. "um :) thats actually super problematic??" Kayleigh you are thirty four
it is always on the days when I am most tired that the evening grocery drop off gets delayed
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
it is always on the days when I am most tired that the evening grocery drop off gets delayed
I have completed my downtown errand without exploding, I'm calling it a win even though I am now pretty wrecked
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have completed my downtown errand without exploding, I'm calling it a win even though I am now pretty wrecked
I had a joke about Ganymede but I didn't want to get carried away
I thought I had 3 jokes about Cerberus, but I was getting ahead (and ahead and ahead) of myself.
I had a joke about Icarus but I couldn't get the punchline to land
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I had a joke about Ganymede but I didn't want to get carried away
if I were smart I would take public transit (two transfers) and just suck it up about the fact that it takes twice as long as driving. ALTERNATELY I could spend unnecessary money on a cab and enjoy sitting in awkward silence in a stranger's backseat for the better part of an hour. the choice is mine
today I have to go downtown and I hate going downtown but not for the same insufferable bourgeois reasons that suburbanites hate going downtown, don't get it twisted
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
if I were smart I would take public transit (two transfers) and just suck it up about the fact that it takes twice as long as driving. ALTERNATELY I could spend unnecessary money on a cab and enjoy sitting in awkward silence in a stranger's backseat for the better part of an hour. the choice is mine
today I have to go downtown and I hate going downtown but not for the same insufferable bourgeois reasons that suburbanites hate going downtown, don't get it twisted
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
today I have to go downtown and I hate going downtown but not for the same insufferable bourgeois reasons that suburbanites hate going downtown, don't get it twisted
"gay hockey smut underwritten by the Government of Canada" would make me feel so patriotic if I were Canadian
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"gay hockey smut underwritten by the Government of Canada" would make me feel so patriotic if I were Canadian
waiting impatiently for my spouse to come home from work so we can order pizza
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
waiting impatiently for my spouse to come home from work so we can order pizza
I keep getting ads for some hair product that's supposed to make it so you don't need shampoo, and the testimonials are all like "I haven't used shampoo in years!!" and in every single instance I promise you I can tell
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I keep getting ads for some hair product that's supposed to make it so you don't need shampoo, and the testimonials are all like "I haven't used shampoo in years!!" and in every single instance I promise you I can tell
a fun thing about writing characters who are undersocialized and/or have no innate social intuition is that they can just SAY shit, unfiltered, and then you get to deal with the consequences
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
a fun thing about writing characters who are undersocialized and/or have no innate social intuition is that they can just SAY shit, unfiltered, and then you get to deal with the consequences
I'd kill for a tarte tatin right now
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'd kill for a tarte tatin right now
I feel good about the people I've surrounded myself with because there are apparently chunks of social media where trans men and trans women are supposed to be mortal enemies
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I feel good about the people I've surrounded myself with because there are apparently chunks of social media where trans men and trans women are supposed to be mortal enemies
so far today: frankensteining, anxiety, only a tiny bit of new text
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
so far today: frankensteining, anxiety, only a tiny bit of new text
back on my bullshit (digging things back out of the scraps folder because they were good to begin with and didn't deserve to be scrapped in the first place)
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
back on my bullshit (digging things back out of the scraps folder because they were good to begin with and didn't deserve to be scrapped in the first place)
Reposted by Micah Nemerever
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
I should also *HEAVY SIGH* probably apply to MacDowell again, it's been more than two years and my ego could use a good punch in the dick
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I should also *HEAVY SIGH* probably apply to MacDowell again, it's been more than two years and my ego could use a good punch in the dick
if a man were to apply for an artist's residency, what kind of professional contact would he hit up for a reference letter? like are you supposed to ask your editor (famously a demographic that has plenty of spare time to write reference letters)?
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if a man were to apply for an artist's residency, what kind of professional contact would he hit up for a reference letter? like are you supposed to ask your editor (famously a demographic that has plenty of spare time to write reference letters)?
y'all wanna see something antisemitic
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
y'all wanna see something antisemitic
this is my marriage except they would be drinking lacroix
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
this is my marriage except they would be drinking lacroix
what medication treats the symptom "physically cannot force myself to start doing a thing I know I will enjoy once I'm doing it, and when I try I am overcome with sleepiness"
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
what medication treats the symptom "physically cannot force myself to start doing a thing I know I will enjoy once I'm doing it, and when I try I am overcome with sleepiness"
I read a short story like 20 years ago where time stopped advancing in 1984 and everything that has happened since then is a mass hallucination engineered by the government to keep people from freaking out about being trapped in a time loop. this story is completely un-googleable because 1984
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I read a short story like 20 years ago where time stopped advancing in 1984 and everything that has happened since then is a mass hallucination engineered by the government to keep people from freaking out about being trapped in a time loop. this story is completely un-googleable because 1984