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Michigander Jedi
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #90,907!

My back hurts, my knees are sore, but you can walk on my lawn.

In fact, sit a spell and let’s converse. The weather is delightful.

Bring a drink, or we have bourbon, beer, and tap water.

Stay.
My last day for the year was supposed to be Friday of last week.

For reason wholly out of my control, I’m working my paid job a couple more days.

“Scheduled” vacation for next year BETTER be worth my pain of these frigid temps.
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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A pet sleeping next to you feeling so safe and comfy is genuinely the most any human can really ask for

It makes you feel like maybe you aren’t so bad. You might even be good
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s snowing and frigid, so, it’s a Saturday morning for Miracle On 34th Street (1994).

That spirit needs a gentle nudge this year.
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Christmas kitty, Grace.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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From the local stray to a much loved pet, Teddy's story is ready to be told in full colour! Watch Meow:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG6n...
TEDDY'S STORY...SO FAR (Full Colour Special)
YouTube video by Simon's Cat
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Some of you have never had bread bags in your boots, and it shows.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A waste of money:

Resealable Buttery Carmel Corn.
December 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It really doesn’t do justice to how large this thing is, but here’s the pic.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Awww, man! I was just there and missed it!
It's time for a pilgrimage
Detroit has unveiled their statue honoring RoboCop
www.metrotimes.com/arts/detroit...
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Saw a food truck with the name -

Neighborhood Bully:
We’re Here to Take Your Lunch Money.

I must eat there.
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bride gifted me a whiskey advent calendar this year. I’m so excited!

Anyway!

Did you know there are only 3 days till Christmas?
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Now that the heat is all good, time to complete some decorating.

This inflatable (gifted to the Bride) is 8’ tall. When I feel like venturing back into the cold, I’ll post a front pic.
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bride home today waiting on the furnace repair to be finished after no heat for several days. She finds my jokes not funny…
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It was inevitable, but it’s fixed. 🤞
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Let me reiterate that 59°F in the Spring is a much different experience than the 59°F you feel when the heating in your house is on the fritz.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
They’re scheduled to be at the house tomorrow at 11am, and (hopefully) the furnace will be fixed by noon. One more evening. 🤞
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Day 2 of no central heating. 15°F this morn, with a high of 30°F

Space heaters are keeping it a balmy 63° F in the house.

Plan on baking something after I arrive home to supplement the 3 electricity eaters there to basically keep the pipes from freezing.
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Of course it’s a furnace problem and of course it’s gonna be the coldest few days in the last 8 months.
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.

🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.

This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This sums up my coworker.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This will really blow your mind:

Peanut butter whiskey eggnog.
🤯
Last week I learned that you can use eggnog in place of milk in your tea for a lil ✨festive flare✨

Today I am trying it with earl grey. verdict: yum
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Cake aspirations
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM