Every cis man is named Matt
February 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Every cis man is named Matt
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By Dan McQuade: Report: FBI alerted Twitter to pants-shitting Undertaker parody account
Report: FBI Alerted Twitter To Pants-Shitting Undertaker Parody Account | Defector
One of my favorite Twitter accounts is @baberuth. The account joined in 2007, just a few weeks after I did. I’m not sure when it entered into the sports Twitter ether, but I’ve known about it for at…
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January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
By Dan McQuade: Report: FBI alerted Twitter to pants-shitting Undertaker parody account
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Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wild: (Microsoft) Xbox Live banned Epstein for being a sex offender in 2013, but Microsoft founder Bill Gates kept making appointments with him
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Real Gaming
January 29, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Real Gaming
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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem being told there are puppies in a back room of the Whitehouse
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 PM
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem being told there are puppies in a back room of the Whitehouse
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Your boat is here
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Your boat is here
Which of these leases should I sign, chat?
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Which of these leases should I sign, chat?
Advocating for mandatory offline sabbaticals for advanced-stage dweebs
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Advocating for mandatory offline sabbaticals for advanced-stage dweebs
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when someone makes a point on the skylineand it is refuted IMMEDIATELY
January 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
when someone makes a point on the skylineand it is refuted IMMEDIATELY
It’s a good day to wake up as a life long Bears fan
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
It’s a good day to wake up as a life long Bears fan
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i want a snack :c but not any of the snacks i have in my house 😭
January 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
i want a snack :c but not any of the snacks i have in my house 😭
2026 Out: Sex
2026 In: Doing hard things
2026 In: Doing hard things
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
2026 Out: Sex
2026 In: Doing hard things
2026 In: Doing hard things
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Me reading 90% of the posts on Bluesky:
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Me reading 90% of the posts on Bluesky:
The best skincare technique is cutting toxic people out of your life
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The best skincare technique is cutting toxic people out of your life
The Rizzler deserves all of the $60000 he makes a year
December 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The Rizzler deserves all of the $60000 he makes a year
Ready to straight up ruin my life
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ready to straight up ruin my life
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Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey there world! We've been working hard behind the scenes, but our seeds need sunlight to bloom, and so it's time we officially step out into the world!
There’s go greater power than having your dress complimented by a stranger five minutes into a date
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
There’s go greater power than having your dress complimented by a stranger five minutes into a date
I can officially drink, yell and whisper as of today
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I can officially drink, yell and whisper as of today
If The Purge starts at 10am on the first Tuesday of the month I'm going to be in trouble
happy 10AM on the first Tuesday of the month in Chicago to all who celebrate
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If The Purge starts at 10am on the first Tuesday of the month I'm going to be in trouble