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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 3h

Ribbit! Ribbit!

RIBBIT! RIBBIT! RIBBIT!

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 3h

Fox News: CARAVANS OF SOROS FROGS

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 4h

Obama explicitly endorsing the California gerrymander is good … and a little disconcerting. Wrote about it for BFT: badfaithtimes.com/barack-obama...

Barack Obama (Finally) Sees The Game For What It Is

That Obama is backing California's gerrymander is hopeful and a little frightening.

badfaithtimes.com

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 3h

What really scares the shit out of MAGA about No Kings is that any one of the people in those frog costumes could secretly be George Soros

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 3h

They know this will be big enough to break out of Fox News containment & that they'll lose control of the narrative with the rubes

Any MAGA devout who are currently feeling pain & unease will witnesss a ton of normal looking people expressing rational grievance

Go! Demonstrate rational grievance!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

Bessent: "This crazy No Kings rally this weekend, which is gonna be the farthest left, the hardest core, the most unhinged in the Democratic Party, which is a big title. No Kings equals no paychecks."

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 13h

"Did you give the AI the cancer-curing upgrade?"

"Sure did, boss. Made it real fuckin sexy just like you asked"

Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 14h

ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults, OpenAI boss says

CEO Sam Altman says upcoming versions of the popular chatbot would enable it to behave in a more human-like way - "but only if you want it".

www.bbc.com

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 13h

For a trillion dollars I could hire a real army of perverts to do all the dirty goddamn chat you'd ever possibly need.

Sharks,

Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 14h

ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults, OpenAI boss says

CEO Sam Altman says upcoming versions of the popular chatbot would enable it to behave in a more human-like way - "but only if you want it".

www.bbc.com

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 13h

"Did you give the AI the cancer-curing upgrade?"

"Sure did, boss. Made it real fuckin sexy just like you asked"

Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 14h

ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults, OpenAI boss says

CEO Sam Altman says upcoming versions of the popular chatbot would enable it to behave in a more human-like way - "but only if you want it".

www.bbc.com

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 13h

Can you point to the chaos Pam, just one bit of chaos

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 13h

Some alternative slogans:

- Grift and Grievance
- Free, but Notwithstanding
- Chemtrails and Truck Nuts
- United but Separate
- Ivermectin and Measles

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 13h

For a trillion dollars I could hire a real army of perverts to do all the dirty goddamn chat you'd ever possibly need.

Sharks,

Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 14h

ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults, OpenAI boss says

CEO Sam Altman says upcoming versions of the popular chatbot would enable it to behave in a more human-like way - "but only if you want it".

www.bbc.com

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 13h

For a trillion dollars I could hire a real army of perverts to do all the dirty goddamn chat you'd ever possibly need.

Sharks,

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

There is no chance this photo went through editorial review without anyone thinking "oh fuck he's gonna hate this"

Gotta imagine they were all holding their breath. "I can't be the only one that thinks this... I'm not saying anything if they don't..so vag neck Hitler wants to be on TIME does he..?"

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

So then, "Yes Kings?" Is that what the right is saying here?

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

lol yes! Abandon your demographic and pivot to the crowd who doesn't read newspapers and thinks Ivermectin cures cancer! Fucking brilliant

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

Please. Tell me more about this ... Hockey Sex

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 23h

A legend

RIP Drew

The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 1d

RIP the legendary Drew Struzan (1947-2025) 😩

Even though we were expecting the news any day now, it makes me very sad. What an artist.

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 23h

Wait. All their outrage over insensitive Charlie Kirk comments was just complete bullshit?

Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 23h

omg

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Roozy @roozydelish.bsky.social · 1d

saying Yes to Kings is exactly the same as saying I want a job that carries responsibility without being qualified for it

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

Please. Tell me more about this ... Hockey Sex

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

lol yes! Abandon your demographic and pivot to the crowd who doesn't read newspapers and thinks Ivermectin cures cancer! Fucking brilliant

karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The Washington Post Is Running Out Of Readers Willing To Pay

Once a titan of American journalism, The Washington Post now struggles to reach even 100,000 print subscribers most days.

www.forbes.com

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

So then, "Yes Kings?" Is that what the right is saying here?

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

Any of the MAGA devout who are currently feeling pain & unease are going to see a ton of normal looking people expressing rational grievance, and it's going to challenge every Fox News and GOP stereotype about the sane anti Trump majority in America

Get out there and demonstrate rational grievance!

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Free Agent Fly On The Wall @flyonsomewall.bsky.social · 1d

There is no chance this photo went through editorial review without anyone thinking "oh fuck he's gonna hate this"

Gotta imagine they were all holding their breath. "I can't be the only one that thinks this... I'm not saying anything if they don't..so vag neck Hitler wants to be on TIME does he..?"

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