Free Agent Fly On The Wall
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social
A fly on the wall, and a huge smartass
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Don't blame me, blame my brain -- I'm just the typist. I can't control where the words go once I get started
Refugee from the Incellionaire's site
RoboCop expert, Ramones parishoner
Pinned
The rules of time travel state that you can go back in time and kill baby Hitler, but only if you yourself are also a baby, which explains why all previous attempts to kill baby Hitler have been both failures and utterly adorable
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Look at these cowardly press cucks just standing there and taking it.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Look at these cowardly press cucks just standing there and taking it.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
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A lot of America straight up wants this. It's what they voted for, three times. The ICE raids can't be harsh enough for them, they absolutely lust for it. The world sees America as the racist place that it is. If there's a majority US population that *isn't* racist, you'd never know it by watching.
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A lot of America straight up wants this. It's what they voted for, three times. The ICE raids can't be harsh enough for them, they absolutely lust for it. The world sees America as the racist place that it is. If there's a majority US population that *isn't* racist, you'd never know it by watching.
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Counter take:
I don't think people ignore bad news specifically, but I do think Americans in general enjoy that warm headed fuzziness that comes from intentional ignorance. Look at any exit poll or any survey of history or current events. Americans have to work hard to be that dumb as fuck.
I don't think people ignore bad news specifically, but I do think Americans in general enjoy that warm headed fuzziness that comes from intentional ignorance. Look at any exit poll or any survey of history or current events. Americans have to work hard to be that dumb as fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Counter take:
I don't think people ignore bad news specifically, but I do think Americans in general enjoy that warm headed fuzziness that comes from intentional ignorance. Look at any exit poll or any survey of history or current events. Americans have to work hard to be that dumb as fuck.
I don't think people ignore bad news specifically, but I do think Americans in general enjoy that warm headed fuzziness that comes from intentional ignorance. Look at any exit poll or any survey of history or current events. Americans have to work hard to be that dumb as fuck.
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Trump & Putin are carving up the world for personal profit. It's sick, it's being done in the open, & the American pop'n is too stupid or uninformed to notice, care, or understand why they should care. Meanwhile, the world just waits for Trump to die, since Americans are unable to do a damn thing
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This is one of the most important exposés published in WSJ in several years, and it derives from intercepts and analyses by foreign intelligence services studying the conduct of Trump and his inner team. It's first and foremost a wake up call to the people of the United States.
Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine
The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
www.wsj.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Trump & Putin are carving up the world for personal profit. It's sick, it's being done in the open, & the American pop'n is too stupid or uninformed to notice, care, or understand why they should care. Meanwhile, the world just waits for Trump to die, since Americans are unable to do a damn thing
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Thought it'd be worse tbh
@flyonsomewall.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,049 profanities in their last 6,686 posts.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Thought it'd be worse tbh
sorry wë ëxpéct what now
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
sorry wë ëxpéct what now
Ok. So go ahead @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ok. So go ahead @profanity.accountant
This is the plot of Beerfest
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is the plot of Beerfest
Trump & Putin are carving up the world for personal profit. It's sick, it's being done in the open, & the American pop'n is too stupid or uninformed to notice, care, or understand why they should care. Meanwhile, the world just waits for Trump to die, since Americans are unable to do a damn thing
🎁
🎁
This is one of the most important exposés published in WSJ in several years, and it derives from intercepts and analyses by foreign intelligence services studying the conduct of Trump and his inner team. It's first and foremost a wake up call to the people of the United States.
Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine
The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
www.wsj.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Trump & Putin are carving up the world for personal profit. It's sick, it's being done in the open, & the American pop'n is too stupid or uninformed to notice, care, or understand why they should care. Meanwhile, the world just waits for Trump to die, since Americans are unable to do a damn thing
🎁
🎁
I have said that the current state of US affairs is the result of an uneducated & unworldly American population -- especially as compared to the rest of the world. Ignorance & insularity breeds racism & elects people like Trump. The cure is education, curiosity & worldliness, & that is NOT happening
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have said that the current state of US affairs is the result of an uneducated & unworldly American population -- especially as compared to the rest of the world. Ignorance & insularity breeds racism & elects people like Trump. The cure is education, curiosity & worldliness, & that is NOT happening
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
You've been struck by,
A smooth galaxy, observed with the Hubble Space Telescope in the COSMOS survey.
It is at redshift 0.81 (lookback time 7.09 billion years) with coordinates (149.87966, 1.91055).
50 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.🔭
It is at redshift 0.81 (lookback time 7.09 billion years) with coordinates (149.87966, 1.91055).
50 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo: Hubble.🔭
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by,
You've been struck by,
'Bipolar Express' has anybody done this yet
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
'Bipolar Express' has anybody done this yet
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Look at that fucking gun.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Look at that fucking gun.
Trump:
- Surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban
- Vetted the shooter, a couple times
- decriminalized handguns in D.C.
- put the National Guard in harm's way in D.C., for no reason
MAGA: "JOE BIDEN'S FAULT"
- Surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban
- Vetted the shooter, a couple times
- decriminalized handguns in D.C.
- put the National Guard in harm's way in D.C., for no reason
MAGA: "JOE BIDEN'S FAULT"
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Trump:
- Surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban
- Vetted the shooter, a couple times
- decriminalized handguns in D.C.
- put the National Guard in harm's way in D.C., for no reason
MAGA: "JOE BIDEN'S FAULT"
- Surrendered Afghanistan to the Taliban
- Vetted the shooter, a couple times
- decriminalized handguns in D.C.
- put the National Guard in harm's way in D.C., for no reason
MAGA: "JOE BIDEN'S FAULT"
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This is what the overwhelming majority of rank-and-file Republicans believe. It's what your Fox-obsessed uncle believes. I'm sure it's what Maureen Dowd's brother Kevin believes.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is what the overwhelming majority of rank-and-file Republicans believe. It's what your Fox-obsessed uncle believes. I'm sure it's what Maureen Dowd's brother Kevin believes.
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If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you rebooted RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK today with the same temporal margins, it’d be set in the 1980s. Neo-Nazi punks would have their faces melted by the opening of a forbidden arcade cabinet at the KB Toys at your local mall. Indiana Jones would wear a Hawaiian shirt and Chuck Taylor sneakers.
Look at these cowardly press cucks just standing there and taking it.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Look at these cowardly press cucks just standing there and taking it.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
You're a disgrace, America. A nation of cowards beholden to the laughingstock of the world.
It's getting hard to feel any sympathy at all for America.
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This is for you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is for you.
Ok, according to Trump world:
Things responsible for the Natl Guard tragedy:
- Biden Afghan withdrawal
- Biden Afghan refugee vetting
Things NOT responsible:
- Trump Taliban surrender
- Trump granting shooter amnesty
- Trump deploying troops in D.C. illegally
- Pirro allowing handguns in D.C.
Things responsible for the Natl Guard tragedy:
- Biden Afghan withdrawal
- Biden Afghan refugee vetting
Things NOT responsible:
- Trump Taliban surrender
- Trump granting shooter amnesty
- Trump deploying troops in D.C. illegally
- Pirro allowing handguns in D.C.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ok, according to Trump world:
Things responsible for the Natl Guard tragedy:
- Biden Afghan withdrawal
- Biden Afghan refugee vetting
Things NOT responsible:
- Trump Taliban surrender
- Trump granting shooter amnesty
- Trump deploying troops in D.C. illegally
- Pirro allowing handguns in D.C.
Things responsible for the Natl Guard tragedy:
- Biden Afghan withdrawal
- Biden Afghan refugee vetting
Things NOT responsible:
- Trump Taliban surrender
- Trump granting shooter amnesty
- Trump deploying troops in D.C. illegally
- Pirro allowing handguns in D.C.
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1. The Nuzzi stuff is absolutely grotesque, and is rightly a scandal
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
1. The Nuzzi stuff is absolutely grotesque, and is rightly a scandal
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem
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BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson narrowly avoids reading about that thing that everyone is talking about
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson narrowly avoids reading about that thing that everyone is talking about
I think 2,000 followers could fix me
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I think 2,000 followers could fix me
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson narrowly avoids reading about that thing that everyone is talking about
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson narrowly avoids reading about that thing that everyone is talking about
1. The Nuzzi stuff is absolutely grotesque, and is rightly a scandal
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
1. The Nuzzi stuff is absolutely grotesque, and is rightly a scandal
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem
2. The scandal isn't breaking confinement outside of journalism nerdworld, and won't -- it's a scandal the public won't ever find out about or get angry about, because mainstream journalism won't elevate it
3. This is the problem