Brian Wolven
@brianwolven.bsky.social
Coulrophobic Hydra tamer. Terrified of dyslexic zombies. Friend to arachnids. All of my puns are 100% organically groan.
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Whaddya know, they have MAGA cheese at the store now! 🤦♂️
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Whaddya know, they have MAGA cheese at the store now! 🤦♂️
I’m going to have to reflect on this one for a while.
Telescope Types
xkcd.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m going to have to reflect on this one for a while.
Maybe he’ll win another FIFA Piece (of Shit) Prize for this accomplishment.
Trump fans paid $100 deposits and are still waiting for the $499 gold “T1” phone launched last June—after Trump Mobile quietly dropped the “Made in America” claim.
Instead, they’re selling 3-year-old refurbished iPhones & Samsungs for up to $225 more than Amazon. Heck of a deal.💸
#BlueSky #NewsSky
Instead, they’re selling 3-year-old refurbished iPhones & Samsungs for up to $225 more than Amazon. Heck of a deal.💸
#BlueSky #NewsSky
Trump Mobile is hawking $500 phones. Only they’re refurbished, and three years old
While true Trump fans await the long-promised golden ‘T1’ phone, his family is selling marked-up older iPhones and Samsungs
shorturl.at
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Maybe he’ll win another FIFA Piece (of Shit) Prize for this accomplishment.
Don’t think I’ll be giving any Apple Gift Cards out this holiday season. 😱
Compromised Apple Gift Card Leads to Apple Account Lockout - TidBITS
After trying to redeem an Apple Gift Card, Apple developer and author Paris Buttfield-Addison was locked out of his Apple Account with no explanation. Despite extensive media coverage and contact from...
tidbits.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Don’t think I’ll be giving any Apple Gift Cards out this holiday season. 😱
So… what have you others out there who have lived with a kitten done when said kitten decides the robot vacuum cleaner is THE BEST TOY. 😹
The child lock feature is NOT enough to stop Timiny Cricket.
The child lock feature is NOT enough to stop Timiny Cricket.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So… what have you others out there who have lived with a kitten done when said kitten decides the robot vacuum cleaner is THE BEST TOY. 😹
The child lock feature is NOT enough to stop Timiny Cricket.
The child lock feature is NOT enough to stop Timiny Cricket.
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‘Magical’ galaxy frogs disappear after reports of photographers destroying their habitats
‘Magical’ galaxy frogs disappear after reports of photographers destroying their habitats
Researcher in Kerala rainforest sounds alarm after being told frogs had died after being handled by humans
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
‘Magical’ galaxy frogs disappear after reports of photographers destroying their habitats
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My coauthor @cdelawalla.bsky.social asks NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya whether, as he seems to have previously asserted, the polio vaccine is worse than the disease.
Needless to say, he weasels and doesn't answer the question.
Needless to say, he weasels and doesn't answer the question.
We gave Jay Bhattacharya an opportunity to clarify his vaccine stance: does he REALLY believe that the vaccine is worse than the disease? Instead, he launched into a defense of MAHA as the future of scientific inquiry, and never really gave us a straight answer...
@repauchincloss.bsky.social
@repauchincloss.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My coauthor @cdelawalla.bsky.social asks NIH Director Jay Bhattacharya whether, as he seems to have previously asserted, the polio vaccine is worse than the disease.
Needless to say, he weasels and doesn't answer the question.
Needless to say, he weasels and doesn't answer the question.
When I’m not in the kitchen, that is.
Brian loves hunting fish, going swimming, and being a spider
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December 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
When I’m not in the kitchen, that is.
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NCAR is quite literally our global mothership.
Everyone who works in climate and weather has passed through its doors and benefited from its incredible resources.
Dismantling NCAR is like taking a sledgehammer to the keystone holding up our scientific understanding of the planet.
Unbelievable.
Everyone who works in climate and weather has passed through its doors and benefited from its incredible resources.
Dismantling NCAR is like taking a sledgehammer to the keystone holding up our scientific understanding of the planet.
Unbelievable.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
www.usatoday.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
NCAR is quite literally our global mothership.
Everyone who works in climate and weather has passed through its doors and benefited from its incredible resources.
Dismantling NCAR is like taking a sledgehammer to the keystone holding up our scientific understanding of the planet.
Unbelievable.
Everyone who works in climate and weather has passed through its doors and benefited from its incredible resources.
Dismantling NCAR is like taking a sledgehammer to the keystone holding up our scientific understanding of the planet.
Unbelievable.
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These people are nuts. NCAR developed the GPS dropsonde, which revolutionized the understanding of TC structure, improved forecasts, and validated remote sensing platforms, as documented in over 400 peer-reviewed publications in the last 25 years. And that’s just one of NCAR’s countless advances.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
These people are nuts. NCAR developed the GPS dropsonde, which revolutionized the understanding of TC structure, improved forecasts, and validated remote sensing platforms, as documented in over 400 peer-reviewed publications in the last 25 years. And that’s just one of NCAR’s countless advances.
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The trailer for Disclosure Day, a new movie about aliens directed by Steven Spielberg. Very excited for this! In theaters on June 12, 2026. [kottke.org]
Disclosure Day
Over his storied career, Steven Spielberg has made only four studio films about aliens: Close Encounters of the Third Kind, ET, War of the Worlds, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull — the outsized i
kottke.org
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The trailer for Disclosure Day, a new movie about aliens directed by Steven Spielberg. Very excited for this! In theaters on June 12, 2026. [kottke.org]
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"Mr. Trump's countenance was orange, his manner coarse, accent harsh, and wig ginger. No one could ascertain his income, as the number kept changing at his own report."
Pride and Prejudice and Trump
At length, the wished for day came. The girls arrived at the ball to find in Mr. Bingley all that was promising: a handsome and amiable man, with h...
buff.ly
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Mr. Trump's countenance was orange, his manner coarse, accent harsh, and wig ginger. No one could ascertain his income, as the number kept changing at his own report."
Last night’s crusty wintry mix was too much for unicorn magic, and even the mighty dragon struggled to lift its head.
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Last night’s crusty wintry mix was too much for unicorn magic, and even the mighty dragon struggled to lift its head.
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Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Ya think Santa ever questions doing the Same Old Christmas Routine year in and year out for an eternity?
#SantaExistentialCrisis
#SantaExistentialCrisis
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Ya think Santa ever questions doing the Same Old Christmas Routine year in and year out for an eternity?
#SantaExistentialCrisis
#SantaExistentialCrisis
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LOL. LMAO even.
![The Washington Post
Opinion
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As a conservative, I'm beginning to wonder: Are we the bad guys?
Republican bigotry, tariffs and defense spending, through readers' eyes.
Yesterday at 4:43 p.m. EST
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December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
LOL. LMAO even.
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There are reports of an active shooter situation at Brown University, but if you try to look up information about it, Google will automatically fill in your search field, demonstrating how common this has become in the US.
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There are reports of an active shooter situation at Brown University, but if you try to look up information about it, Google will automatically fill in your search field, demonstrating how common this has become in the US.
New holiday acronym coined in response to our just-completed trip to the grocery store—OFIFOEFY—pronounced pretty much how it looks, or however you’d like, really.
Our Fridge Is Full Of Eggnog F*ck Yeah
Say it with enthusiasm, and a tasty glass of the same.
Our Fridge Is Full Of Eggnog F*ck Yeah
Say it with enthusiasm, and a tasty glass of the same.
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
New holiday acronym coined in response to our just-completed trip to the grocery store—OFIFOEFY—pronounced pretty much how it looks, or however you’d like, really.
Our Fridge Is Full Of Eggnog F*ck Yeah
Say it with enthusiasm, and a tasty glass of the same.
Our Fridge Is Full Of Eggnog F*ck Yeah
Say it with enthusiasm, and a tasty glass of the same.
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Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
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I kind of love this. And potatoes 🥔
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I kind of love this. And potatoes 🥔
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You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for... 🔭
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for... 🔭
Wow. Canadian winters are not just dark in the “lack of sunlight” sense.
🎅🔪🩸
🎅🔪🩸
Christmas display carnage in Scarborough caught on camera: ‘Dad, they’re popping the inflatables!’
Christmas display carnage in Scarborough caught on camera: ‘Dad, they’re popping the inflatables!’
Scot Patriquin’s Griswoldian Christmas display was the envy of the neighbourhood — until masked vandals showed up in the middle of the night.
www.thestar.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Wow. Canadian winters are not just dark in the “lack of sunlight” sense.
🎅🔪🩸
🎅🔪🩸
…at night the ice weasels come.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
…at night the ice weasels come.