Brian Wolven
@brianwolven.bsky.social
Coulrophobic Hydra tamer. Terrified of dyslexic zombies. Friend to arachnids. All of my puns are 100% organically groan.
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https://wolven.us/
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https://wolven.us/
https://orcid.org/0000-0003-2858-2332
They looked a little peppier the night before.
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They looked a little peppier the night before.
Last night’s crusty wintry mix was too much for unicorn magic, and even the mighty dragon struggled to lift its head.
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Last night’s crusty wintry mix was too much for unicorn magic, and even the mighty dragon struggled to lift its head.
Ya think Santa ever questions doing the Same Old Christmas Routine year in and year out for an eternity?
#SantaExistentialCrisis
#SantaExistentialCrisis
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Ya think Santa ever questions doing the Same Old Christmas Routine year in and year out for an eternity?
#SantaExistentialCrisis
#SantaExistentialCrisis
We don’t exactly need more Christmas ornaments in this household, but I couldn’t resist these two when we got our tree tonight.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We don’t exactly need more Christmas ornaments in this household, but I couldn’t resist these two when we got our tree tonight.
Me too. 🤞
Here’s a pair of what I think are black vultures on a neighbor’s roof, doing their sunbathing thing.
Here’s a pair of what I think are black vultures on a neighbor’s roof, doing their sunbathing thing.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Me too. 🤞
Here’s a pair of what I think are black vultures on a neighbor’s roof, doing their sunbathing thing.
Here’s a pair of what I think are black vultures on a neighbor’s roof, doing their sunbathing thing.
I’d forgotten about this one—it hung out on our deck for a short time. It seemed to have an injured leg, and I contacted a local wildlife rehab person to see if there was anything that could be done, but… vultures are difficult.
It flew off a short while later, so apparently it was managing okay.
It flew off a short while later, so apparently it was managing okay.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’d forgotten about this one—it hung out on our deck for a short time. It seemed to have an injured leg, and I contacted a local wildlife rehab person to see if there was anything that could be done, but… vultures are difficult.
It flew off a short while later, so apparently it was managing okay.
It flew off a short while later, so apparently it was managing okay.
When one is trying on a Ripple Rug hat, one must be very certain that the ear holes are properly sized and located.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When one is trying on a Ripple Rug hat, one must be very certain that the ear holes are properly sized and located.
He got out for a while, but now he’s back at it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
He got out for a while, but now he’s back at it.
This kitten is so effing cute 😹
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This kitten is so effing cute 😹
We watched “Flow” tonight and Miss CinnaMum was apparently very intrigued by the story. She froze and stared at the screen when she first came in the room, then sat in front of the TV for a bit, and finally decided to get right up next to the action.
She ignores most shows. 😹
She ignores most shows. 😹
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We watched “Flow” tonight and Miss CinnaMum was apparently very intrigued by the story. She froze and stared at the screen when she first came in the room, then sat in front of the TV for a bit, and finally decided to get right up next to the action.
She ignores most shows. 😹
She ignores most shows. 😹
What a good kitty! Timiny Cricket says hello.
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What a good kitty! Timiny Cricket says hello.
This is what the Mandalorian eats to stay so tough and battle ready.
This is the Whey.
This is the Whey.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is what the Mandalorian eats to stay so tough and battle ready.
This is the Whey.
This is the Whey.
How to take a nap—a photographic cat guide
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
How to take a nap—a photographic cat guide
Sunbeams are warm and cozy, but sometimes they’re just a little too bright for a kitten.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sunbeams are warm and cozy, but sometimes they’re just a little too bright for a kitten.
Soooo many green peppers…
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Soooo many green peppers…
Looks like another auroral light show might be in the offing this evening? A third CME has arrived.
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Looks like another auroral light show might be in the offing this evening? A third CME has arrived.
It’s hopping up there!
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It’s hopping up there!
Between the encroaching clouds, the light pollution (new security lights on the apartment buildings next to the park?), and the cold, I didn’t stick around to watch the auroral show as long as we did earlier this year. I’ll give it another go if activity picks up and clouds permit.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Between the encroaching clouds, the light pollution (new security lights on the apartment buildings next to the park?), and the cold, I didn’t stick around to watch the auroral show as long as we did earlier this year. I’ll give it another go if activity picks up and clouds permit.
Seeing a bit of auroral color through thin high clouds in Columbia MD.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Seeing a bit of auroral color through thin high clouds in Columbia MD.
Seriously just look at this kitten 😻😍
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Seriously just look at this kitten 😻😍
Salad bar time for Timiny Cricket
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Salad bar time for Timiny Cricket
Cats are so graceful 🩰😹
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cats are so graceful 🩰😹