Brian Wolven
@brianwolven.bsky.social
Coulrophobic Hydra tamer. Terrified of dyslexic zombies. Friend to arachnids. All of my puns are 100% organically groan.
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https://wolven.us/
https://orcid.org/0000-0003-2858-2332
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https://wolven.us/
https://orcid.org/0000-0003-2858-2332
They looked a little peppier the night before.
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They looked a little peppier the night before.
Voici tes baguettes maudites 🥖🥖
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Voici tes baguettes maudites 🥖🥖
I suppose the _box_ could be on fire, but that seems like a dangerous short term solution.
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I suppose the _box_ could be on fire, but that seems like a dangerous short term solution.
Shouldn’t that be
OH ICY NOW
???
OH ICY NOW
???
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Shouldn’t that be
OH ICY NOW
???
OH ICY NOW
???
“Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.”
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.”