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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.
I am so far past this and out of the dating game that it means nothing to me - but as a 5’7” guy it is pretty eye-opening to see how much men’s height is pulled as a lever on social media content. Huge gateway for shorties into the manosphere
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I am so far past this and out of the dating game that it means nothing to me - but as a 5’7” guy it is pretty eye-opening to see how much men’s height is pulled as a lever on social media content. Huge gateway for shorties into the manosphere
Shitting wet is now political. This is what the left takes from you
October 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Shitting wet is now political. This is what the left takes from you
Extremely dumb gimmick account enabled me to briefly create a piece of art for Paul F. Tompkins
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Extremely dumb gimmick account enabled me to briefly create a piece of art for Paul F. Tompkins
Wife-acquiring
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wife-acquiring
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I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
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Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?
Breaking News: Paramount is buying The Free Press for $150 million and appointing Bari Weiss, the news site's co-founder, as the editor in chief of CBS News. nyti.ms/4gUnu5D
October 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?
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feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Vibe working is all about Office’s new Agent Mode.
buff.ly
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak
Rolling Stone reviewing the new Taylor Swift album
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Rolling Stone reviewing the new Taylor Swift album
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one of the weirder parts of this wave of total surrender of core civil liberties is there is no fucking reason for it. no world war 2, not even a 9/11. we're just bored and mad
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
one of the weirder parts of this wave of total surrender of core civil liberties is there is no fucking reason for it. no world war 2, not even a 9/11. we're just bored and mad
I love hearing people’s takes on why ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is bad, because no art is truly impeachable and all opinions are equally valid, unless you have a blue check on Twitter in which case haha eat my shit you fuckass
September 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I love hearing people’s takes on why ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is bad, because no art is truly impeachable and all opinions are equally valid, unless you have a blue check on Twitter in which case haha eat my shit you fuckass
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
THE LONG WALK SPOILERS
There’s a guy who shits himself, we see his full butthole while doing this, and then he gets shot in the head. He has no lines and I’ve never seen this actor before.
There’s a guy who shits himself, we see his full butthole while doing this, and then he gets shot in the head. He has no lines and I’ve never seen this actor before.
September 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
THE LONG WALK SPOILERS
There’s a guy who shits himself, we see his full butthole while doing this, and then he gets shot in the head. He has no lines and I’ve never seen this actor before.
There’s a guy who shits himself, we see his full butthole while doing this, and then he gets shot in the head. He has no lines and I’ve never seen this actor before.
To the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”:
September 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
To the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”:
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man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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Most Eddington-coded part of the whole thing
my favorite subplot of the charlie assassination is guy named “elder tiktok” who filmed himself fleeing the scene, then later came back to steal from the merch stand
September 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Most Eddington-coded part of the whole thing
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
Lose weight? Why, so I can shave and look like Dane DeHaan?
September 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Lose weight? Why, so I can shave and look like Dane DeHaan?
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
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Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
September 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
Look, I voted for the military takeover of cities, the extrajudicial imprisonment of made-up enemies, a return to a culturally brutal time for everyone I hate, and the total collapse of our economy. But this Epstein stuff is not remotely a crossed line. I love it. I'm 48% of the country btw
September 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Look, I voted for the military takeover of cities, the extrajudicial imprisonment of made-up enemies, a return to a culturally brutal time for everyone I hate, and the total collapse of our economy. But this Epstein stuff is not remotely a crossed line. I love it. I'm 48% of the country btw
walk
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
walk